Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
So they say Lucas got beat up and robbed and has been sleeping rough? Interesting. I wish they would post the interview.
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I wouldn't put it past him he read the comments here about getting robbed and came up with a story about getting beat up and robbed.

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From the Outcastowls Nike video. Give him Gen Z pussy and he'll go back to posting videos.
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Obscenity Enthusiast said:
Nothing says "I'm against misogyny" like trying to get women to have sex with you as a bargaining piece. That's really gonna score you some points with the gen Z babes, they love that shit.
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I mean maybe if they have a hard enough degradation fetish they'll sleep with him just because having sex with such a creature is degrading by nature.
 
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mothman96 said:
Give the Freak a Gen Z girl or our lives will be done for.

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Does he believe that so fares he, so fares Spokane? When did he develop this supernatural gift? For an atheist, he has a lot of bizarre semi-spiritual beliefs. This is the kind of shit cult leaders say, but it's usually only after getting gassed up by sycophants. Aside from those two new Owl City cunts, Lucas doesn't have any.
 
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Zaz said:
Does he believe that so fares he, so fares Spokane? When did he develop this supernatural gift? For an atheist, he has a lot of bizarre semi-spiritual beliefs. This is the kind of shit cult leaders say, but it's usually only after getting gassed up by sycophants. Aside from those two new Owl City cunts, Lucas doesn't have any.
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Lucas can point to the weather getting scorchingly hot in the Pacific Northwest and say, ya see I told you things would get worse if I didn’t get any zoom poon. Somehow there is a correlation there in Lucas’s mind which pretty much confirms his sylipsis for me, I laugh so hard at the fact he connects every externality back to himself and his life struggles with getting laid when all everyone around him sees is a swivel eyed nutter hobbling around on a bum diabetic foot impotently taping up attraction signs to lampposts
 
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Zaz said:
Does he believe that so fares he, so fares Spokane? When did he develop this supernatural gift? For an atheist, he has a lot of bizarre semi-spiritual beliefs. This is the kind of shit cult leaders say, but it's usually only after getting gassed up by sycophants. Aside from those two new Owl City cunts, Lucas doesn't have any.
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This is well said; for an atheist, he does have a lot of magical thinking, doesn't he?
Just one of the many contradictions inherent in Lucas, as we've all noted time and time again.

He does have that Chris-Chan tendency to think that what affects him sets the standard for the rest of the world. For example, his experiences with Gen Z women in Spokane have become endemic of the entirety of Gen Z women worldwide. He addresses them as a group, he falls in love with them as a group, he castigates and dismisses them as a group, and he entreats them with offers of food... as a group.

This was one of the very first things that stuck out to me as indicative of disorganization, or at least non-traditional organization, in the way Lucas thinks.

Lucas claims to have fallen in love with an entire generation, between fairly broad age categories, but he expects an individual to search him out, and interact with him as a singular person: The Wern.

Lucas gets ferociously angry when people don't behave the way he thinks they're supposed to. He has a great deal of discomfort with shades of gray.

Of course, none of this is applicable to himself, as he picks up and drops labels and associations without any internal convictions, simply to make life easier for himself.

But in Lucas's eyes, if you say you're a democrat, every aspect of your life must be a testament to the fact that the talking points of the party affect everything you do and say. It's very childish; and of course it demands an ideological hegemony that no one can live up to, least of all Lucas himself.

I think that this black and white thinking, this "target error" in which Lucas gets confused with subject and object, and with singular or plural romantic partners, and ends up making his romantic entreaties entirely socially aberrant, is hugely responsible for the core of his damaged thinking. Perhaps if one could begin to undo this uniquely bizarre error, it would be possible to counteract the generalizations which make up the bulk of Lucas's internal dialogue, seemingly.

I (and the Wernologist concensus) think that Lucas's disorganized thinking is so deeply ingrained at this point that there is no "fixing" him, and what we've observed from his stays in hospital seems to suggest that the medical community who has treated Lucas shares this apathetic attitude towards any real progress in his mental health.

As has been said, the de facto treatment when Lucas is hospitalized seems to be loading him up with drugs like thorazine, haloperidol, and strong downers... mental sedatives designed to quiet some of the waves of crazy anger that wash up against the shore of Lucas's dilapidated broken mindscape.

I found it interesting that before he disappeared, Lucas had made several videos in which he discussed how much he enjoyed anger. This was unexpected for me, because even though I'm aware of the seemingly pleasurable qualities of the manic cycle which often make being within it similar to a drug high for affected individuals, I thought that the professionals who had interacted with Lucas, and the legal system, had communicated to him succinctly enough that his anger was at the root of all of his problems, that that core concept had managed to stick in his head.

Apparently, it's been lost, or Lucas has changed his idea about the efficacy of his anger, because it seems to be the only motivating factor within him now. This all but guarantees that any future stays in hospital will repeat the pattern of keeping Lucas doped to the gills.

It's the best case scenario at this point, sadly enough.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
This is well said; for an atheist, he does have a lot of magical thinking, doesn't he?
Just one of the many contradictions inherent in Lucas, as we've all noted time and time again.

He does have that Chris-Chan tendency to think that what affects him sets the standard for the rest of the world. For example, his experiences with Gen Z women in Spokane have become endemic of the entirety of Gen Z women worldwide. He addresses them as a group, he falls in love with them as a group, he castigates and dismisses them as a group, and he entreats them with offers of food... as a group.

This was one of the very first things that stuck out to me as indicative of disorganization, or at least non-traditional organization, in the way Lucas thinks.

Lucas claims to have fallen in love with an entire generation, between fairly broad age categories, but he expects an individual to search him out, and interact with him as a singular person: The Wern.

Lucas gets ferociously angry when people don't behave the way he thinks they're supposed to. He has a great deal of discomfort with shades of gray.

Of course, none of this is applicable to himself, as he picks up and drops labels and associations without any internal convictions, simply to make life easier for himself.

But in Lucas's eyes, if you say you're a democrat, every aspect of your life must be a testament to the fact that the talking points of the party affect everything you do and say. It's very childish; and of course it demands an ideological hegemony that no one can live up to, least of all Lucas himself.

I think that this black and white thinking, this "target error" in which Lucas gets confused with subject and object, and with singular or plural romantic partners, and ends up making his romantic entreaties entirely socially aberrant, is hugely responsible for the core of his damaged thinking. Perhaps if one could begin to undo this uniquely bizarre error, it would be possible to counteract the generalizations which make up the bulk of Lucas's internal dialogue, seemingly.

I (and the Wernologist concensus) think that Lucas's disorganized thinking is so deeply ingrained at this point that there is no "fixing" him, and what we've observed from his stays in hospital seems to suggest that the medical community who has treated Lucas shares this apathetic attitude towards any real progress in his mental health.

As has been said, the de facto treatment when Lucas is hospitalized seems to be loading him up with drugs like thorazine, haloperidol, and strong downers... mental sedatives designed to quiet some of the waves of crazy anger that wash up against the shore of Lucas's dilapidated broken mindscape.

I found it interesting that before he disappeared, Lucas had made several videos in which he discussed how much he enjoyed anger. This was unexpected for me, because even though I'm aware of the seemingly pleasurable qualities of the manic cycle which often make being within it similar to a drug high for affected individuals, I thought that the professionals who had interacted with Lucas, and the legal system, had communicated to him succinctly enough that his anger was at the root of all of his problems, that that core concept had managed to stick in his head.

Apparently, it's been lost, or Lucas has changed his idea about the efficacy of his anger, because it seems to be the only motivating factor within him now. This all but guarantees that any future stays in hospital will repeat the pattern of keeping Lucas doped to the gills.

It's the best case scenario at this point, sadly enough.
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Damn this is probably more in depth than his actual psych evaluation at this point. Castigate an entire generation not castigate your chains Lucas.
 
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mothman96 said:
Well, I'm waiting for another story like the vicious street attack where he was beat with a bat and a 2x4 that left no mark on him.
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Agreed, I find it hard to believe he would get robbed. He's a big dude first off, second off he's babbling to himself. I know he can't fight for shit but who is gonna try and mug a huge lunatic? Most people who run across that would leave it alone, not purposefully do something that agitates the insane obese giant.

Although I could totally see him running around going, "Nigga! Nigga! Nigga! Nigga!" and finding somebody who hauls off and suckerpunches him like AnOnimous suggested.
 
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Agreed, I find it hard to believe he would get robbed. He's a big dude first off, second off he's babbling to himself. I know he can't fight for shit but who is gonna try and mug a huge lunatic? Most people who run across that would leave it alone, not purposefully do something that agitates the insane obese giant.

Although I could totally see him running around going, "Nigga! Nigga! Nigga! Nigga!" and finding into somebody who hauls off and suckerpunches him like AnOnimous suggested.
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Lucas damn near pisses himself if someone tells him to shut up on the street, plus, he's just an easy mark. Anyone with any basic level of being able to read people can see right through his bluster to the mushy beta bitch he is.

For all his tough talk, he immediately settles down and goes into placating mode if he thinks he can get something out of it; it's easy to 'rob' him without robbing him at all, he'll buy you food, give you money, give you weed, buy you shit, etc...if you promise to hook him up, it never dawns on him that nobody will follow through.

Hell, he's proven he'll walk off into the woods alone with other bums on the promise of free shit, then "loses" his phone every time.

He might as well be wearing a sandwich board that says ROB ME in big, red crayon.
 
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Lucas damn near pisses himself if someone tells him to shut up on the street, plus, he's just an easy mark. Anyone with any basic level of being able to read people can see right through his bluster to the mushy beta bitch he is.

For all his tough talk, he immediately settles down and goes into placating mode if he thinks he can get something out of it; it's easy to 'rob' him without robbing him at all, he'll buy you food, give you money, give you weed, buy you shit, etc...if you promise to hook him up, it never dawns on him that nobody will follow through.

Hell, he's proven he'll walk off into the woods alone with other bums on the promise of free shit, then "loses" his phone every time.

He might as well be wearing a sandwich board that says ROB ME in big, red crayon.
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I agree. I think what is far more likely is that Lucas had something stolen at a shelter or his motel (phone?) and then also continues to claim he was jumped (or maybe claimed a new attack of similar delusion occurred). I don’t think this is likely representing Lucas having been robbed and beaten up in the sense of a mugging.


The HOC ban when he got all angry and “ranted” is my guess at best scenario for all of it. Someone stole his phone as usual. He freaked out. Cops were called and he was trespassed and banned. He continued on and now has his legal issue and is not getting a new phone till off court order or till payee allows.
 
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This might be a little late, I had a lot of work this week and just watched the Outcast Owl Starbucks video. But those Outcast Owl guys are getting on my nerves too, especially after getting him new shoes and the Starbucks video, I have no problem with them filming a Wern sighting like the one by the high school. However, making people who were traumatized by the Wern answer questions about it or relive that experience for content generating purposes is another. I get that it is an attraction on the Spokane Wern tour, but I think that the folks at Starbucks have been asked this question multiple times and going in there with a tape recorder like Outcast Owls did is crossing a line, they didn't behave much better than Lucas in this scenario. Another issue I have with them is this, there is no new or novel content being generated, and Lucas is directly benefitting from their actions, new shoes and the possibility to address the Starbucks incident with weak to no confrontation on the actual facts, this is turning into the Geek Room's approach and rapidly. Sadly I believe that the milk Lucas is producing is getting harder to find, it will be better when his time in community court is over but it is a month long stretch until then.
 
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Holy hell, one of his comments made it through! I guess I'm supposed to...defend @Fatal Walter or disavow him now or something? Like, ok, we'll say for the sake of argument they did meet him and were not impressed for whatever reason that...doesn't affect me.
Does Lucas think me and Walter are some kind of attached at the hip item now? He's assumed weirder things.

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They haven't met me because I don't live in Spokane or Washington, genius.

Anyway, I like baiting him on youtube because I KNOW it pisses him off, and just in case he has the brains to delete his comment (which he doesn't but, y'know...):

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It's on the POV of him ranting while eating fried chicken video.
 
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