Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

For all his tough talk, he immediately settles down and goes into placating mode if he thinks he can get something out of it; it's easy to 'rob' him without robbing him at all, he'll buy you food, give you money, give you weed, buy you shit, etc...if you promise to hook him up, it never dawns on him that nobody will follow through.
Yup, no one has to take anything from him or rob him. The Freak is so desperate for pussy he'll blow his money in hopes someone will hand him a Gen Z girl.

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From the Outcastowls -Lucas sings a song video. Case in pt. There he is blowing his money on weed for the zoomer dudes. Also doing it while walking around with a hole in his shoe., until he fooled an Outcastowl into buying him new shoes.

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I proudly drink multiple four lokos while watching your videos on stream, Lucas. It helps to numb the pain. I can't believe this sped thinks I'd be insulted by him calling me an alcoholic. I've toned it down but it used to be a big theme of my old channel. Also Skeletor comes to my discord sometimes to share things and he says he didn't tell Lucas this. Obviously. I'm a 7 hour drive from Spokane and I've only been there once. As for the incel thing, it's really embarrassing to see a grown man call another grown man a virgin essentially. Unlike Lucas, I'd rather not broadcast my sex life to the internet. It hasn't done him any favors.

Thanks to DeletedSoul I now know that I can find the full comment in my gmail. Did anyone post the whole one about the Asian girl? It's a lot creepier than I expected somehow.
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Oh, also I'd like to post a picture of the man calling me an alcoholic lol
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I proudly drink multiple four lokos while watching your videos on stream, Lucas. It helps to numb the pain. I can't believe this sped thinks I'd be insulted by him calling me an alcoholic. I've toned it down but it used to be a big theme of my old channel. Also Skeletor comes to my discord sometimes to share things and he says he didn't tell Lucas this. Obviously. I'm a 7 hour drive from Spokane and I've only been there once. As for the incel thing, it's really embarrassing to see a grown man call another grown man a virgin essentially. Unlike Lucas, I'd rather not broadcast my sex life to the internet. It hasn't done him any favors.

Thanks to DeletedSoul I now know that I can find the full comment in my gmail. Did anyone post the whole one about the Asian girl? It's a lot creepier than I expected somehow.
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Oh, also I'd like to post a picture of the man calling me an alcoholic lol
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He's an utter clown.

Obviously you didn't take any of what he said seriously, but I'd file him saying that the OutcastOwls dogged you in the same place as him telling everyone that Goldie was going to have his back and "tear them a new one".

Also, calling a girl a "silly little hottie" is certainly nothing close to misogynistic.... It's like he's so naturally patronizing and insulting towards people he's barely aware of it. In the Geek Room podcast it was interesting to note that as soon as he could feel one of the women making a point against him, he would immediately call them honey or sweetheart. (Actually, the woman named Lola immediately scored a riposte by responding with "I know, muffin..." and this exchange was literally the only moment in the whole podcast to make me genuinely LOL)

And talking about women in this crude way, after he's professed his feminist bonafides for so long? A very proper progressive way to talk about women, for Mister "Democrats are too conservative for me!"

If I had to gues, I would imagine that he thinks that this crude, macho way of talking about women using vulgarities, being sexually demeaning, and referring to them as pieces of meat is both part of what's necessary to be a guy, in the circle of sexually viable males, one of the necessary keys to unlock the "magic door" to available women, and also a true insight into the legendarily transactional way Lucas views women.

It's nothing personal, though. Lucas views everything in this materialistic, transactional manner.

Idiot.
 
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This is well said; for an atheist, he does have a lot of magical thinking, doesn't he?
Just one of the many contradictions inherent in Lucas, as we've all noted time and time again.

He does have that Chris-Chan tendency to think that what affects him sets the standard for the rest of the world. For example, his experiences with Gen Z women in Spokane have become endemic of the entirety of Gen Z women worldwide. He addresses them as a group, he falls in love with them as a group, he castigates and dismisses them as a group, and he entreats them with offers of food... as a group.

This was one of the very first things that stuck out to me as indicative of disorganization, or at least non-traditional organization, in the way Lucas thinks.

Lucas claims to have fallen in love with an entire generation, between fairly broad age categories, but he expects an individual to search him out, and interact with him as a singular person: The Wern.

Lucas gets ferociously angry when people don't behave the way he thinks they're supposed to. He has a great deal of discomfort with shades of gray.

Of course, none of this is applicable to himself, as he picks up and drops labels and associations without any internal convictions, simply to make life easier for himself.

But in Lucas's eyes, if you say you're a democrat, every aspect of your life must be a testament to the fact that the talking points of the party affect everything you do and say. It's very childish; and of course it demands an ideological hegemony that no one can live up to, least of all Lucas himself.

I think that this black and white thinking, this "target error" in which Lucas gets confused with subject and object, and with singular or plural romantic partners, and ends up making his romantic entreaties entirely socially aberrant, is hugely responsible for the core of his damaged thinking. Perhaps if one could begin to undo this uniquely bizarre error, it would be possible to counteract the generalizations which make up the bulk of Lucas's internal dialogue, seemingly.

I (and the Wernologist concensus) think that Lucas's disorganized thinking is so deeply ingrained at this point that there is no "fixing" him, and what we've observed from his stays in hospital seems to suggest that the medical community who has treated Lucas shares this apathetic attitude towards any real progress in his mental health.

As has been said, the de facto treatment when Lucas is hospitalized seems to be loading him up with drugs like thorazine, haloperidol, and strong downers... mental sedatives designed to quiet some of the waves of crazy anger that wash up against the shore of Lucas's dilapidated broken mindscape.

I found it interesting that before he disappeared, Lucas had made several videos in which he discussed how much he enjoyed anger. This was unexpected for me, because even though I'm aware of the seemingly pleasurable qualities of the manic cycle which often make being within it similar to a drug high for affected individuals, I thought that the professionals who had interacted with Lucas, and the legal system, had communicated to him succinctly enough that his anger was at the root of all of his problems, that that core concept had managed to stick in his head.

Apparently, it's been lost, or Lucas has changed his idea about the efficacy of his anger, because it seems to be the only motivating factor within him now. This all but guarantees that any future stays in hospital will repeat the pattern of keeping Lucas doped to the gills.

It's the best case scenario at this point, sadly enough.
good post but tldr; don't be a pedo and take your meds boys and girls
 
Give the Freak a Gen Z girl or our lives will be done for.

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This is an unusually explicit example of one of his funniest delusions: "What's taking you so long getting me my girlfriend? Why are you stalling on delivering my future wife to me? Come on!" As if Spokane Zoomers as a whole know about his love quest, know they're obligated for some reason to do all the work for him, but they're maliciously, stubbornly refusing to do it! Oh, the bigotry! Such negative karma will come back on you tenfold! If karma is real I'm guessing Lucas was a Khmer Rouge prison camp guard or something in his past life. Also yes, such obvious and amazing projection: your lives are in a downward spiral! You're homeless! (Didn't he accuse one of our youtuber Wernologists of that?) You're schizophrenic! etc.

Also I know it's laughable to think that Lucas would ever ever in a million lifetimes apply his own words to himself but: he's the one "pumping out greed" instead of love. It's greedy to feel entitled to a girlfriend, of X age and Y hotness, without any effort and without anything to bring to the table yourself. What is "love" to Lucas in this context? Giving yourself sexually to Lucas Werner, and generally making him feel good and happy at all times while fixing his life. And the "love" he offers in return? He's willing to give you the microdick, and spend welfare money on overpriced meals with you at the downtown eatery of your choice. What a coincidence that the things he offers, food and sex, will also directly fire the pleasure centers of his lizard brain. Love means the same thing to Lucas that it means to an animal.
 
Lucas damn near pisses himself if someone tells him to shut up on the street, plus, he's just an easy mark. Anyone with any basic level of being able to read people can see right through his bluster to the mushy beta bitch he is.
Yes, but he also does shit that might provoke an instant violent response rather than just telling him to shut up first. If you do this kind of shit all the time, eventually you run into the Wrong Guy.
 
It never ceases to amaze me how Lucas will talk about Karma and putting love into the universe, but act like an insane person and burn every bridge he crosses. Actions speak louder than words, Lucas.
Now that the border is open, I will be heading down to Spokane to locate Lucas and film him. I haven’t found anything new online for awhile from him. So I will make my own.
 
It never ceases to amaze me how Lucas will talk about Karma and putting love into the universe, but act like an insane person and burn every bridge he crosses. Actions speak louder than words, Lucas.
Now that the border is open, I will be heading down to Spokane to locate Lucas and film him. I haven’t found anything new online for awhile from him. So I will make my own.
Just don’t give him anything
 
It never ceases to amaze me how Lucas will talk about Karma and putting love into the universe, but act like an insane person and burn every bridge he crosses. Actions speak louder than words, Lucas.
Now that the border is open, I will be heading down to Spokane to locate Lucas and film him. I haven’t found anything new online for awhile from him. So I will make my own.
You can almost always find him loitering in the shade on the north side of the STA Plaza; I've seen him there several times recently. He always has these reflective creeper sunglasses on, and uses them to tactlessly check out the young women who pass through and hang out there. What a loser!
 
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It never ceases to amaze me how Lucas will talk about Karma and putting love into the universe, but act like an insane person and burn every bridge he crosses. Actions speak louder than words, Lucas.
Now that the border is open, I will be heading down to Spokane to locate Lucas and film him. I haven’t found anything new online for awhile from him. So I will make my own.
There is an audience for Lucas content. But the more the content is about you, the more you will suffer.
 
There is an audience for Lucas content. But the more the content is about you, the more you will suffer.
This is true. I have no intention of making the content about myself or containing even my voice. My intention is strictly for Lucas documentation and will likely send it to my favourite Werner YouTube channel to be posted rather than bring Lucas anywhere near my personal content.
 
There is an audience for Lucas content. But the more the content is about you, the more you will suffer.

On days I'm exceptionally bored, I sometimes think of digging the mic out and going live on Youtube just to babble about Lucas and his nonsense but then I'd have to have an attention span and remain somewhat engaging and I know damn well I'd end up being the unfortunate star of Being Bad at Youtube With Klickitat.

In my head, it sounds fun.

In reality I know I'd just be...bad...at talking in response to things in a text chat.
 
Just don’t give him anything
Give him a blow up doll... maybe

Edit: how much would Lucas lose his shit if he asked you to produce a girlfriend and you gave him an inflatable doll that you told him he could store in his incredibles backpack. I would love to see his ingratitude and him just throw it away in spiteful rage and you be like but I did what you said this is the best I could do. Is the blow up doll the wrong skin colour, bigot? No doubt he would go on a screaming tirade about needing to impregnate a real fecund ova.
 
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Give him a blow up doll... maybe

Edit: how much would Lucas lose his shit if he asked you to produce a girlfriend and you gave him an inflatable doll that you told him he could store in his incredibles backpack. I would love to see his ingratitude and him just throw it away in spiteful rage and you be like but I did what you said this is the best I could do. Is the blow up doll the wrong skin colour, bigot? No doubt he would go on a screaming tirade about needing to impregnate a real fecund ova.
He'd throw it away in a rage, stalk off.....

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.....Then, when he thought that no one was watching, he'd come back, dig it out of the dumpster, and take it to his little girl dungeon under whatever bridge he's currently trolling.

Poor doll.

Even inanimate latex deserves better than The Wern.
 
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Makes me glad Lucas isn't more like Chris Chan. I'd sure hate to see another fat lolcow running around naked with a blow up doll. God, after that post where he's just eye raping the Asian girl on the bus the whole time, I can only imagine what it's like to be a woman around Lucas. He obviously isn't smart enough to look at someone casually considering he bragged to everyone online about staring at her.
 
Looks like @klickitat tried to comment on the OutCastOwls Starbucks video and the comment didn't get through. This is Skeletor/Outcastowls reply: That Skeletor/OutcastOwl should really do research into the Freak before he goes to defend him. At the time of the incident his rutting animal brain thought he was giving the creeper note to a 16 yr old. The news picked up 16 from Lucas going on and on "16 is legal to date" and posting the "age of consent".

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I know how this will probably be received, but Outcastowls trashing on trans people and implying they're worse than Lucas adds to the cringe factor. This is on top of buying him new shoes, hitting up the Starbucks in the first place, and more. The pattern of people who go out of their way to interact with Lucas IRL showing signs of being cows themselves continues unabated.
 
You can almost always find him loitering in the shade on the north side of the STA Plaza; I've seen him there several times recently. He always has these reflective creeper sunglasses on, and uses them to tactlessly check out the young women who pass through and hang out there. What a loser!
Yeah I bet that's why he chooses that type of sunglasses, so nobody can see his eyes leering at them
 
know how this will probably be received, but Outcastowls trashing on trans people and implying they're worse than Lucas adds to the cringe factor. This is on top of buying him new shoes, hitting up the Starbucks in the first place, and more. The pattern of people who go out of their way to interact with Lucas IRL showing signs of being cows themselves continues unabated.
I am no fan of troons but Lucas is worse than they are. And if he wanted to buy this scumbag some shoes, he should have just done that instead of virtue signaling like buying this absolute piece of shit some shoes somehow earned him some virtue points. It didn't, you're a dickhead. Seriously fuck you. This guy is a piece of shit.
 
Makes me glad Lucas isn't more like Chris Chan. I'd sure hate to see another fat lolcow running around naked with a blow up doll. God, after that post where he's just eye raping the Asian girl on the bus the whole time, I can only imagine what it's like to be a woman around Lucas. He obviously isn't smart enough to look at someone casually considering he bragged to everyone online about staring at her.
Lucas thinking a girl making eye contact is a win, is clearly demonstrative of how delusional he is. 100% she was weirded out by him. He has absolutely no contact with women so the slightest thing sends him spiraling. Not to mention all this behaviour, all these videos and rants of his come from 0 contact. I can only imagine how insane he would be if he was unmistakably shown even one inch of female interest. He would stalk her to death within a week.
 
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