Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

My fave here. He admits his diagnoses and discusses his desire for his parents to die. I also like the video where he went all “am I not entitled to…apparently I am” but I can’t find it.

also, Lucas’s comment reply to being reminded that he has had chances with women and that his approach always fails: View attachment 2327754

Lucas talking about “catch and release” is straight up terrifying.

He also admits that people will tell him that he has 'a mild bit of schizophrenia' in that video

 

[pphead]

He also admits that people will tell him that he has 'a mild bit of schizophrenia' in that video

Having schizophrenia is not the issue. I know people with schizophrenia who are genuinely wonderful, creative and brilliant people. Lucas is a creep. His mindset, entitlement and bizarre obsession with women significantly younger than himself, are unique to himself and cannot be attributed to the unfortunate disease he has.
It strikes me that Lucas, who is infamous for talking about healthy DNA, overlooks his own severely flawed DNA. Ie: MERSA, bi polar + misc. mental disorders, micro penis and learning disabilities. These will be passed onto his children. Also I believe he has no genuine interest in having children as he refuses to donate sperm. What he wants is the SEX. Truly, his motives are sinister and selfish. He would not provide for the child and abandon the girl once she held him accountable. He doesn’t truly care. He just wants the sex and then blame everyone else for his problems.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Regarding the question of why Lucas has gone so long without a phone or posting a video: after seeing those horrifying shoes he wore for a long time, even though he easily has enough cash money to buy inexpensive but decent new shoes for himself, and considering all the other ridiculous useless garbage he wastes his money on, I think the reason he has no phone is because before, whenever his old phone was lost or stolen his handler would buy him a new one. But this kept happening again and again, until finally, his handler told him if he wanted a new phone he'd have to buy it himself with his cash allowance.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Having schizophrenia is not the issue. I know people with schizophrenia who are genuinely wonderful, creative and brilliant people. Lucas is a creep. His mindset, entitlement and bizarre obsession with women significantly younger than himself, are unique to himself and cannot be attributed to the unfortunate disease he has.
It strikes me that Lucas, who is infamous for talking about healthy DNA, overlooks his own severely flawed DNA. Ie: MERSA, bi polar + misc. mental disorders, micro penis and learning disabilities. These will be passed onto his children. Also I believe he has no genuine interest in having children as he refuses to donate sperm. What he wants is the SEX. Truly, his motives are sinister and selfish. He would not provide for the child and abandon the girl once she held him accountable. He doesn’t truly care. He just wants the sex and then blame everyone else for his problems.

I disagree. He does have schizophrenia and schizotypal symptoms in addition to bipolar and narcissism. His magical thinking and perseveration focus on telomerase is really typical of schizotypal and episodes of schizophrenia, mania, and even the narcissism. The rumination isn’t unique to Lucas at all. That’s pretty typical to the disorder but the combination of Lucas’s mental illnesses is what makes him creepy.

He has straight up refused to engage with women his own age or younger women who don’t want kids even when they were attempting to interact with him as catfish online and acting interested. He does not just want sex. He has an obsession with dating and impregnating a younger girl and creating a master race child. I’m not saying Lucas isn’t a sexual predator, but he has become hyper focused on that goal much the same way lots of folks with schizotypal, bipolar, narcissism (Russell Greer) obsess on a goal. He believes that he has figured out the magical combination of dna and truly believes his DNA is superior. He has discussed how longer telomeres would prevent his child from having any of his diseases. That’s his narcissism. He also thinks he is healthy and attractive. In episodes of more florid symptoms, he even doubts his mental illness. So I do think Lucas believes he would be a great dad. He also believed he would get a PhD. I don’t think he’s insightful or has the reality testing to consciously be pretending to want kids. He used to not, but his telomere discoveries changed all that. And they are his current obsession, just like Atheism was for him ten years ago.

 

[Twrx]

It's this one and it might be an all time great. I love how Lucas doesn't even understand how much of a creep this makes him look like.
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Edit: Well, I just posted that one. I should probably share one I don't think has been shown here yet but is utterly perplexing me right now.
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His whole "my parents are richer than yours", sounds excatly like the "my so-and so works at nintendo" I'd hear liars say when I was a kid

 

[mothman96]

Having schizophrenia is not the issue. I know people with schizophrenia who are genuinely wonderful, creative and brilliant people. Lucas is a creep. His mindset, entitlement and bizarre obsession with women significantly younger than himself, are unique to himself and cannot be attributed to the unfortunate disease he has.
It strikes me that Lucas, who is infamous for talking about healthy DNA, overlooks his own severely flawed DNA. Ie: MERSA, bi polar + misc. mental disorders, micro penis and learning disabilities. These will be passed onto his children. Also I believe he has no genuine interest in having children as he refuses to donate sperm. What he wants is the SEX. Truly, his motives are sinister and selfish. He would not provide for the child and abandon the girl once she held him accountable. He doesn’t truly care. He just wants the sex and then blame everyone else for his problems.

His interest in having children is to get his parents to leave him their money/property when they die. His other 2 brothers don't have children so he figures if he provides his parents with grandchildren they will welcome him back and leave everything to him.

 

[VoidFace]

His interest in having children is to get his parents to leave him their money/property when they die. His other 2 brothers don't have children so he figures if he provides his parents with grandchildren they will welcome him back and leave everything to him.

He also wants to molest them.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

What the fuck could "catch and release" mean? Is this some PUA slang that I'm unaware of?

This is a complete guess but maybe he's referring to interactions where he (in his mind at least) catches a woman's attention but it's just a momentary encounter. The Asian girl on the bus probably counts as a "catch and release" to Lucas' mind, as would a girl he imagines blushed at him on the sidewalk, or the cashier girl's hand brushing his as she hands him change, etc. All these nothing interactions which, if the other party even remembers it, they only considered an unpleasant brush with a creep. Lucas' delusional optimism and wishful thinking magnify these non-incidents, which are neutral, brief, and/or imaginary, into a meaningful connection. Lucas is so starved for social interaction, in particular female romantic attention, that he will transform any moment where an attractive young woman barely interacts with him, into his own narrative of: "Man that hottie was secretly into me, too bad she couldn't say anything because, uh, um... and I couldn't say anything because I, um, I uh... she was totally into me though."

This of course begs the question, one of the biggest and most flagrant holes in Lucas' narrative, why (assuming we go along with his version) would he not try to capitalize on this potential bae's apparent interest in his Gen X telomeres? If they are indeed caught why "release"? He has spent all day every day for a decade bitching about how badly he wants and needs a girlfriend. It's just so bizarre when he occasionally drops these delusional brags about hotties in the street dripping for him while he does nothing about it, then goes right back to "you need to find me a wife". And he's so monumentally stupid that he'll post this shit and expect us to read it and be jealous of him. We were supposed to read that and think damn, Lucas has smoking hot Asian chicks creaming over him, I'm so mad and jealous, I wish I wasn't a meth smoking Republican homeless misogynist Christian with a baseball cap.

 

[pphead]

I disagree. He does have schizophrenia and schizotypal symptoms in addition to bipolar and narcissism. His magical thinking and perseveration focus on telomerase is really typical of schizotypal and episodes of schizophrenia, mania, and even the narcissism. The rumination isn’t unique to Lucas at all. That’s pretty typical to the disorder but the combination of Lucas’s mental illnesses is what makes him creepy.

He has straight up refused to engage with women his own age or younger women who don’t want kids even when they were attempting to interact with him as catfish online and acting interested. He does not just want sex. He has an obsession with dating and impregnating a younger girl and creating a master race child. I’m not saying Lucas isn’t a sexual predator, but he has become hyper focused on that goal much the same way lots of folks with schizotypal, bipolar, narcissism (Russell Greer) obsess on a goal. He believes that he has figured out the magical combination of dna and truly believes his DNA is superior. He has discussed how longer telomeres would prevent his child from having any of his diseases. That’s his narcissism. He also thinks he is healthy and attractive. In episodes of more florid symptoms, he even doubts his mental illness. So I do think Lucas believes he would be a great dad. He also believed he would get a PhD. I don’t think he’s insightful or has the reality testing to consciously be pretending to want kids. He used to not, but his telomere discoveries changed all that. And they are his current obsession, just like Atheism was for him ten years ago.

Schizophrenia and sexual disorders are not mutually exclusive. Having bipolar does not automatically make a person obsessed with teenagers. This obsession of his is unique to himself and himself only. His illness(s) can attribute to his obsession manifesting in grotesque gestures such as screaming and demanding and being delusional. But at the heart of his obsession, it is Lucas’s own perverted appetites stemming from his own personality. Schizophrenia may amplify these issues however, blaming his behaviour on schizophrenia removes personal responsibility. Which is incorrect. Lucas IS responsible for his actions. He cannot hide behind his illness.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is a complete guess but maybe he's referring to interactions where he (in his mind at least) catches a woman's attention but it's just a momentary encounter. The Asian girl on the bus probably counts as a "catch and release" to Lucas' mind, as would a girl he imagines blushed at him on the sidewalk, or the cashier girl's hand brushing his as she hands him change, etc. All these nothing interactions which, if the other party even remembers it, they only considered an unpleasant brush with a creep. Lucas' delusional optimism and wishful thinking magnify these non-incidents, which are neutral, brief, and/or imaginary, into a meaningful connection. Lucas is so starved for social interaction, in particular female romantic attention, that he will transform any moment where an attractive young woman barely interacts with him, into his own narrative of: "Man that hottie was secretly into me, too bad she couldn't say anything because, uh, um... and I couldn't say anything because I, um, I uh... she was totally into me though."

This of course begs the question, one of the biggest and most flagrant holes in Lucas' narrative, why (assuming we go along with his version) would he not try to capitalize on this potential bae's apparent interest in his Gen X telomeres? If they are indeed caught why "release"? He has spent all day every day for a decade bitching about how badly he wants and needs a girlfriend. It's just so bizarre when he occasionally drops these delusional brags about hotties in the street dripping for him while he does nothing about it, then goes right back to "you need to find me a wife". And he's so monumentally stupid that he'll post this shit and expect us to read it and be jealous of him. We were supposed to read that and think damn, Lucas has smoking hot Asian chicks creaming over him, I'm so mad and jealous, I wish I wasn't a meth smoking Republican homeless misogynist Christian with a baseball cap.

This exactly.

Also, to take the "catch-and-release" metaphor to its natural logical (illogical?) conclusion, fisherman catching and releasing fish is supposed to have something to do with not overfishing rivers, thus decreasing populations, right?

But because Lucas is the only one with the proper quality sperm ("faster swimmers!" as he likes to say, with an enthusiasm that makes you think he's not the fastest swimmer, if you know what I mean) to impregnate these women, he should be catching and impregnating.

By releasing these hotties, all he's doing is guaranteeing that they end up reproducing with flat bills!

Imagine that: Lucas is perpetuating the flat bill problem! You heard it here first!

 

[WonderWino]

Having schizophrenia is not the issue. I know people with schizophrenia who are genuinely wonderful, creative and brilliant people. Lucas is a creep. His mindset, entitlement and bizarre obsession with women significantly younger than himself, are unique to himself and cannot be attributed to the unfortunate disease he has.
It strikes me that Lucas, who is infamous for talking about healthy DNA, overlooks his own severely flawed DNA. Ie: MERSA, bi polar + misc. mental disorders, micro penis and learning disabilities. These will be passed onto his children. Also I believe he has no genuine interest in having children as he refuses to donate sperm. What he wants is the SEX. Truly, his motives are sinister and selfish. He would not provide for the child and abandon the girl once she held him accountable. He doesn’t truly care. He just wants the sex and then blame everyone else for his problems.

In this case having schizophrenia is a significant issue because he frequently denies it, denies having MRSA, denies having anything wrong with him at all and tries to gaslight people into thinking he is some kind of perfect father because of insane claims about magic semen. All while frequently making statements highlighting the fact that he has serious mental problems and making it very clear he has serious physical issues as well, such as his obesity and feet issues. The rotten lettuce analogy made awhile back couldn't be more accurate

In short, it matters because it shows how stupid, manipulative and how much of a liar he is. That some people who are schizo are nice people has nothing to do with it. Lucas has it and isn't a nice person. He's just more blatantly not a nice person because of it

That said, if thats how bad his shoes are I don't even want to think about how horrifying his underwear must be by now

Having bipolar does not automatically make a person obsessed with teenagers.

Nobody said it did

This obsession of his is unique to himself and himself only.

Somehow I doubt that. There has to be someone out there who is just as mental and has the same kind of obsessions lucas does. Likely in the pedo community

His illness(s) can attribute to his obsession manifesting in grotesque gestures such as screaming and demanding and being delusional. But at the heart of his obsession, it is Lucas’s own perverted appetites stemming from his own personality. Schizophrenia may amplify these issues however, blaming his behaviour on schizophrenia removes personal responsibility. Which is incorrect. Lucas IS responsible for his actions. He cannot hide behind his illness.

Nobody claimed otherwise

 

[Zaz]

He also wants to molest them.

That's what this is really all about. He wants access to a little girl. I wonder what he would do if his dream came true, he got a Zoomer bae pregnant and she had a boy. I don't think he would take it well.

 

[Tracy Martel]

Someone got buttmad at Lucas and decided to post a reddit hate thread on r/Spokane. https://www.reddit.com/r/Spokane/comments/og8rhr/lucas_werner_is_disgusting/

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

In this case having schizophrenia is a significant issue because he frequently denies it, denies having MRSA, denies having anything wrong with him at all and tries to gaslight people into thinking he is some kind of perfect father because of insane claims about magic semen. All while frequently making statements highlighting the fact that he has serious mental problems and making it very clear he has serious physical issues as well, such as his obesity and feet issues. The rotten lettuce analogy made awhile back couldn't be more accurate

In short, it matters because it shows how stupid, manipulative and how much of a liar he is. That some people who are schizo are nice people has nothing to do with it. Lucas has it and isn't a nice person. He's just more blatantly not a nice person because of it

That said, if thats how bad his shoes are I don't even want to think about how horrifying his underwear must be by now



Nobody said it did



Somehow I doubt that. There has to be someone out there who is just as mental and has the same kind of obsessions lucas does. Likely in the pedo community



Nobody claimed otherwise

Exactly.

No one thinks Lucas isn’t responsible for his actions or even implied it. He doesn’t hide behind his diagnoses. He denies them. No one said Lucas’s combined presentation isn’t unique to him. And no one said he wasn’t a sexual predator or that he wasn’t a creep, or that he is in any way typical.

What was said is that Lucas has a myriad mental health issues including personality disorders which produce very specific and predictable symptoms that he takes no responsibility for and which create a pretty disturbing picture/prognosis.

Also, Schizophrenia is actually the diagnosis that I find the most shaky in terms of certainty in differential diagnoses and also the least problematic. His narcissism, bipolar, and schizotypal are far more solidly evidenced and produce his most terrifying features.

 

[mothman96]

From the Reddit thread. The reply to the question if he's in a shelter on 2nd ave , I couldn't get to post. The reply is that he is not in a shelter on 2nd ave.
Truth Ministries shelter is on Sprague ave.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Someone got buttmad at Lucas and decided to post a reddit hate thread on r/Spokane. https://www.reddit.com/r/Spokane/comments/og8rhr/lucas_werner_is_disgusting/

It’s funny to read peoples thoughts about Lucas who haven’t gone as deep into Wernology as this thread has. Especially the idea that he died in January. That’s one none of us brought up in this thread as far as I can see.

“... he was reported as dead and that his body was “Donated to Medical Science, Specifically: Donated for telomerase studies.”

 

[WonderWino]

Funny thing is if lucas had stayed in LA he likely would have ended up falling under this sooner or later, when he inevitably made himself too well known in the area....assuming some crackhead didn't kill him first

Laura's Law - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Sounds eerily like lucas's behavior

 

[Twrx]

Funny thing is if lucas had stayed in LA he likely would have ended up falling under this sooner or later, when he inevitably made himself too well known in the area....assuming some crackhead didn't kill him first

Laura's Law - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Sounds eerily like lucas's behavior

I'm convinced it's only a matter of time before he hurts some woman.

 

[VoidFace]

No shit, right?

What the fuck could "catch and release" mean? Is this some PUA slang that I'm unaware of?

If I had to guess, I’d say “catch and release” in this context probably means he believes he could have had/seduced said women but chose not to.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Funny thing is if lucas had stayed in LA he likely would have ended up falling under this sooner or later, when he inevitably made himself too well known in the area....assuming some crackhead didn't kill him first

Laura's Law - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Sounds eerily like lucas's behavior

I remembered when this happened, not too far from me. Family members knew of the shooter, and said the guy had had problems for years.