Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
This is a total non sequitur, but the following is my current favorite Lucas video, simply for the following quote, which I tentatively declare the most hilarious out-of-context Lucas quote of all time:

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Screaming About God and Misunderstanding Politics With The Wern

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"I would love to tear into that asshole. My cousin's gay, so it's a little personal for me..."

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Klikitat should add that to the outro of his videos. Lucas would be utterly furious
 
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I should cover some of this old stuff. I think Lucas has actually gotten a bit less abrasive since his earlier years somehow. He still absolutely wants the same thing, of course.
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And this one where he talks about how he was leaving cigars at the public library in the name of atheism.
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Fatal Walter said:
I should cover some of this old stuff. I think Lucas has actually gotten a bit less abrasive since his earlier years somehow. He still absolutely wants the same thing, of course.
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And this one where he talks about how he was leaving cigars at the public library in the name of atheism.
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The way he worded that first one implies he is open to having said sex with men. He really didn't think about what was writing when he blurted all that stuff out

For a guy who claims to be totally not gay he sure has alot of these little slip ups that come off as freudian slips

and that second one makes him sound like a petty, vindictive prick. Not to mention I somehow doubt he didn't eat those noodles just because he had no salt. Probably had 3+ helpings
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
This is a total non sequitur, but the following is my current favorite Lucas video, simply for the following quote, which I tentatively declare the most hilarious out-of-context Lucas quote of all time:

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Screaming About God and Misunderstanding Politics With The Wern

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"I would love to tear into that asshole. My cousin's gay, so it's a little personal for me..."

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"I'm not super well endowed but, you know, arm, hand, fist." - May 16, 2020

"I'll eat that uterus right up...woman. But, if you don't give me that phone number, I'm gonna sit here and starve. - May 23, 2020 (he also makes a 'fisting' motion in part of this compilation)

"I'm a MAN, BITCH! I'll eat that pussy all night until I'm SHITTING clitoris!" - May 23, 2020 from the same video as above.

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I'll hop into my email and get the full comments in a sec.


So, allegedly, he's back on meds.
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The second comment was deleted by the algorithm, despite Lucas' two accounts being on my whitelist and allowing all comments but, alas...
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I love how he's just as unhinged and lacks a real world view. He suggests someone does something that makes 25 dollars a week. Sure if it's free money but many middle class struggling families earn more than that per hour for 50+ hours a week.

He still simps for AOC. So his bizarre sexual politically charged thing is there.

Also Lucas literally was drug away by the men in butterfly nets for NOT getting pussy. Yet calls Walter scoreless with the ladies? I don't know Walters drinking habits nor do I much care but, I'm trying to guess between Lucas and him who blew all 3 stimulus checks on drugs?

To me this shows how fried his mind is. I've mentioned way back his first vids after long stay he had hopes goals plans even if not realistic he had em. Had something. He walks out of the nut house pilled up and starts internet fights

Lucas will be so far gone soon English it self will escape him he will be a balding fat schizo just shrieking and howling like a stabbed coyote.
 
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These flexes from the Wern are hysterical and I like how he refers to himself in the third person, $25 a week is what someone spends on a pack of toilet paper to wipe their ass with unlike Lucas who doesn’t wipe. I like that he is trying to be the big man here because we are the calf and he is the cow he is the adult in this situation and we should all look at our own problems before condemning Lucas lol. Even if you are an alcoholic you are still probably more reputable and reliable than Lucas and can hold down a job that is better than an insult comic side hustle.
 
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WhiskerBiscuit said:
At least he acknowledges that he is a fucking dog.

way to deflect Lucas. “Stop milking me” is my new “don’t call me defective”
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I like how he always tries a slightly different tack thinking he will get different results. He’s so repetitive but like a poor salesman that cant succeed puts up a new sign over top of the old one that says something slightly different. Hopefully he is permitted back at one of the shelters so he can be in a good spot to make videos again. I don’t know what he’ll do since he seems to have worn out his welcome but its certainly going to be an interesting phase of Wernology for the next little while. Unfortunately we might not be able to see most of it unless he gets some tardbuxs to throw around and a Motel 6 stay. He claims to be the most popular vlogger in Spokane so he’d better get to work on some new content.
 
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WhiskerBiscuit said:
At least he acknowledges that he is a fucking dog.

way to deflect Lucas. “Stop milking me” is my new “don’t call me defective”
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He's lower than a dog, though. Here's a short list of things dogs can do that Lucas can't:
-survive on the streets without a tugboat
-find food and shelter
-get along with other dogs
-score

Disappointed but completely unsurprised that Lucas came out of the nut farm just as insane and retarded. I think it's safe to assume he had no intention of becoming an hero by safety scissors. He was without shelter and desperate. He's done this before and he'll do it again.
 
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Krathnami said:
He's lower than a dog, though. Here's a short list of things dogs can do that Lucas can't:
-survive on the streets without a tugboat
-find food and shelter
-get along with other dogs
-score

Disappointed but completely unsurprised that Lucas came out of the nut farm just as insane and retarded. I think it's safe to assume he had no intention of becoming an hero by safety scissors. He was without shelter and desperate. He's done this before and he'll do it.
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Sadly even with risk of violence schizophrenics there’s still the psych hospital motto of “treat em and street em”.

There are far too many crazies and not enough beds, so *usually* they only keep someone for the minimum amount of time to keep them from being an immediate danger and adjust their meds to something heavier so they won’t be as reactive.

Unless they gave him one of the long release shots of an anti psychotic that last for a month our boy threw those meds to the wind for the bridge life and because those damn dirty doctors don’t know anything about crazy.

Dogs are also capable of giving and receiving affection, so again they win against Wern.
 
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The Wern hopes to be seen by some lady Z like a mangy dog that needs rescuing only problem is that he is too rabid for the shelter so lady Z can’t even line up there anymore to date him. They will just need to follow a series of arrows to direct them to the pile of cardboard and dirty blankets under the bridge where he holds court as the telomere king.

There’s no reason to kick the Wern either he kicks himself pretty good out of shelters, out of parks, out of cafes and fast food restaurants the list goes on. One has to wonder how he is still breathing given how terminally stupid he is. I guess if he’s good at one thing it’s surviving by being a mooch and manipulating state services.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
This is a total non sequitur, but the following is my current favorite Lucas video, simply for the following quote, which I tentatively declare the most hilarious out-of-context Lucas quote of all time:

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Screaming About God and Misunderstanding Politics With The Wern

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"I would love to tear into that asshole. My cousin's gay, so it's a little personal for me..."

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I would pick one of the lines from his anthem "Baby Ship."

"I want to put our sons and daughters through the walls of your baby ship."
"...to my mouth slit, quibbily quip, like I'm your therapist."

I'm sure there are even better lines, but I can't understand him between his shitty filming and shitty speech.
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Baby Ship

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This Burger Boy reposted the OutcastOwls interview:

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An Afternoon With Lucas Werner

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...and Fatty left a comment:

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