Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Bassomatic said:
Didn't Lukey miss a court date in the laughing hotel? From my understanding you arent punished for it IE warrant. So is that waived or will 17th not be his last?

Skeletor did good with interviews I'm kinda impressed. Lucas is just as unaware of the real world as ever.
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They’d transport him to court, I think. He’d have wranglers, and possibly be held in a cell until his case was heard.
 
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An old classic, from about 2 years back.

Lucas suuuure is a feminist, ayup.
 
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It’s been hard to post with all these ddos attacks but me thinks the new horror cow on the block ILJ makes Lucas look like a positively wonderful person by comparison. At least he hasn’t done harm to any animals as far as I know. Not sure what Lucas’s relation has been with much else outside his obsession with Gen Z, dudebros and left politics.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Speaking of which, the fall semester is almost upon us, my dudes. Maybe Dr. Nigga Luke will get back enrolled at SCC to keep working towards that PHD?
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Did he ever get his grades back from his Biology class last spring, or was it assumed he dropped out because of Covid? I also wonder if he still has enough Pell Grant eligibility for fall classes if he were to continue?
 
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Josef Mengele said:
Did he ever get his grades back from his Biology class last spring, or was it assumed he dropped out because of Covid? I also wonder if he still has enough Pell Grant eligibility for fall classes if he were to continue?
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He either just dropped out or took an incomplete due to COVID. It sounded like to take an incomplete, you would have to provide documentation and put in some work. So, most likely, Lucas just stopped going and decided to just stay in a motel room when he could.

Hopefully, if he tries to return they won't let him. But society has to cater to people like Lucas. Gotta give him more free stuff since he is a sped and a hobo.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Didn't Lukey miss a court date in the laughing hotel? From my understanding you arent punished for it IE warrant. So is that waived or will 17th not be his last?
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I don't think Lucas has attended a single date he was supposed to in the court cases I've seen. He's ended up back in the loony bin eventually and they appear all forgotten.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
He either just dropped out or took an incomplete due to COVID. It sounded like to take an incomplete, you would have to provide documentation and put in some work. So, most likely, Lucas just stopped going and decided to just stay in a motel room when he could.

Hopefully, if he tries to return they won't let him. But society has to cater to people like Lucas. Gotta give him more free stuff since he is a sped and a hobo.
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I agree, Lucas dropped out likely due to he was flunking his classes. He has flunked the last 2 quarters he's attended so I'm hoping he no longer qualifies for financial aid.

darkwingosonichugorl said:
I don't think Lucas has attended a single date he was supposed to in the court cases I've seen. He's ended up back in the loony bin eventually and they appear all forgotten.
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These are the court dates for his last citation. The 1st was on 4/27. I'd say he did show through 7/06. He went to the loony bin on 7/12 so don't know about 7/20 and 8/03. His last will be on 8/17.

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A couple days late, but I just started watching the "owls" interview.
Ofc they're drooling wigger juggalos and the interviewer sounds like he belongs in the Sammi bushart universe.
I made a comment that they shouldn't be giving food and air time to a guy that is a real threat to women and children, a disgusting sexual predator pest, and a walking petri dish for a serious bacteria infection, etc.
Lucas is unable to be "rehabilitated".
I'm aware that I'm MATI but fuck Lucas.
Edit: Additionally fuck "skeletor" too. Your channel sucks.
 
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ThomasAudley said:
He said young women will fuck anything, “Oh it’s a cheese sandwich…better stick my vagina in it.” When is he getting his PhD in reproduction again? Anyway I’m glad Dr. Nigga has graced us with a 17-min video, hope he has some good chimp outs soon!
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"Better stick my vagina in it"?

Just shows again how little he knows about the female anatomy.
 
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