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I don't think he's taking them either, but clearly, whatever they dosed him with in the hospital wasn't strong enough.
Dr. Q-Bert is recommending thorazine.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Dr. Q-Bert is recommending thorazine.
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We’ve seen what Lucas looks like on meds. He ain’t on meds.
"I need to get an ID so I can get some drinks and find myself a zoomer bae to bleeeeeeeeep"
A couple of days ago he said he was going to get a check from the payee today to get a new shirt/pants from Goodwill. Now he's wearing a brown shirt so looks like he did get a check. I'm sure he has money left over but doesn't want to use it for the ID. He wants someone else to pay for it.
A couple of days ago he said he was going to get a check from the payee today to get a new shirt/pants from Goodwill. Now he's wearing a brown shirt so looks like he did get a check. I'm sure he has money left over but doesn't want to use it for the ID. He wants someone else to pay for it.
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I'm pretty sure that's the same Halloween shirt he's been wearing, it just looks brown instead of black because... Lucas.
Remember, Lucas says things are going to happen when there's no certainty. When he had that out of the psych ward interview with skeletor, he said he was going to have a room in 2 days. That was, what, a week ago?
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Today in the Lucas Werner Rpg...
Lucas has discovered a new area on his map: The Age Gap District! Conveniently located only a few hundred feet away from the STA (his current respawn location), the Age Gap District is a happening place, site of the Age Gap Scene. Gen X men and Gen Z girls are procreating like mad there, creating healthy offspring and enjoying intense feelings of well-being. Some say that this scene is relatively new, and only sprang up after Lucas Colby Werner began popularizing his research on the benefits of gap breeding. But it's locked! You need proper ID to get in, and Lucas doesn't have that. So he has a quest item to get.
How long until he gets it?
Lucas has discovered a new area on his map: The Age Gap District! Conveniently located only a few hundred feet away from the STA (his current respawn location), the Age Gap District is a happening place, site of the Age Gap Scene. Gen X men and Gen Z girls are procreating like mad there, creating healthy offspring and enjoying intense feelings of well-being. Some say that this scene is relatively new, and only sprang up after Lucas Colby Werner began popularizing his research on the benefits of gap breeding. But it's locked! You need proper ID to get in, and Lucas doesn't have that. So he has a quest item to get.
How long until he gets it?
You are right. The shirt to me looked different color in the video . Still, he can get a check from the payee but doesn't want to use his own money for the ID.
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If the wrong right people see his latest uploads, he's going to end up back at the puzzle factory; he's borderline deranged in some of them. As for being on meds, not a fucking chance he's medicated, judging by how hard he's chimping out.
So how is he cashing the checks he gets from the payee if he doesn't have and ID?
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This almost makes me want to learn how to design a pen and paper RPG using the runes directional dice and cards Lucas has in his possession. I guess he’s modelling whatever game he is building loosely off of Cartographers. He should go down to the club once he’s got his ID and show off his board game skills to challenge the dude bros for their lady’s favour. “Do you like games? I said do you like games?”
Edit: I’m just imagining some flatbill jock kicking his ass at Carcasonne or Settlers of Catan. Not that anyone would throw down board games with a raving derelict.
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Lots of check cashing stores maybe just cash them without asking questions. They just take the service fees off. Do bars in Spokane really card everyone? Lucas is clearly older than 21. The dude looks older than 41. No one is going to think he looks under 21. No one.
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Either they really fucked up on medicating bumcel, hence his almost immediate explosion upon release, or he's no longer taking them again. I think everyone who knows Lucas knows he's not taking them as he is notoriously non-compliant when it comes to any treatment for his schizophrenia, bipolar, or autism
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This video is creepy as fuck.
In the world of active offender research, this little monologue by Lucas is a perfect example of a sexual predator walking listeners through the cognitive distortions necessary for the process of internally justifying their offending behavior. In other words; this is Lucas convincing himself that impregnating underage teenagers is just a matter of “chemistry, biology, and logic” and that the edifice of modern science all but compels him to pursue romantic relationships with young adults despite his current age.
Recording individuals in the target group of their sexual fantasies is another common practice of sexual predators and that “they look 21” comment wasn’t an authentic observation, that was a verbal qualification done in the misguided belief that such a statement absolves him of any kind of fucked up implications people are going to discover upon listening to this. Lucas knows those females were probably in highschool, that is *why* he was recording them in the first place. Look at how he was positioned to record them and listen to how he talks about them being “healthy” like he was appraising livestock or something.
The only kind of people who do these kinds of activities are sexual predators.
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I Need Some *Bleep* (Song)
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Wern rapping about welfare
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After witnessing him walking around screaming at the sun at the top of his lungs all day, I'm convinced he is trying to get a ticket back to the puzzle factory. This is being done intentionally. It's safe there and there's food.
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I cannot actually believe he got someone to pay for an insult video legitimately, unless it was from a troll. I love how when, he sells one of these stupid videos it goes to his head and he thinks he is a great insult comic and this is a viable income source for him. Imagine if he was making what he wanted to off of these videos, around $1,000 a week, by the end of fall he would balloon up to 500lbs.
Back on May 18th he came under court order to get an ID. On the July 6 court date it says Held-Compliant which looks to mean he held up his part of the deal including getting an ID. The "I need an ID to get into the clubs" could well be all bull shit to get money out of people.
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Hmmm. Very good information. Outside of all this, here Lucas is a homeless guy who says he needs an ID. He probably is lying. Everyone basically does need an ID. It is required to rent an apartment (which supposedly he is attempting to do) get a job, lots of things require it. But he isn't saying he needs one for any of those reasons. Oh, no. It is so he can get into the Post Street bars and break into the age gap scene. That is why he needs one.
He is sleeping under a bridge and hasn't showered in weeks, but he needs to go to the bars and meet M'ladies. That is why he needs to do that. That is priority number 1. This is what is stopping him from breeding. He will go into the bar in his dirty Halloween shirt, and waddle up to a bae with his toes pointed east and west. Tell her she looks pretty introduce himself and kiss her hand. He just needs 50 dolla.....
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An absolutely amazing quote made even more hilarious by the fact that he immediately follows it, without transition, by holding up a bag of smashed muffins and launching into a long explanation of where the homeless can score expiring baked goods in Spokane.