Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is acting like not having an ID and a roof over his head is all that's stopping from living the age gapper "lifestyle".

Thing is, he's had those things before, and it did absolutely nothing to improve his nonexistent standing with young women.

Maybe that old line about how insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results is true.
 
Lucas is acting like not having an ID and a roof over his head is all that's stopping from living the age gapper "lifestyle".

Thing is, he's had those things before, and it did absolutely nothing to improve his nonexistent standing with young women.

Maybe that old line about how insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results is true.
Well now he KNOWS where the party is. Once he posts up on Post St, he's gonna be in the middle of the fecund jungle.
 
Good ol Lucas, been so caught up in the merge I forgot about my favorite crewmember of the Good ship Venus.
It's odd to me how someone can be sent up the mental home released and be right back on the streets and start doing the same zoomy chasing bit instantly. Just like everything said to him just washed over his balding head and the people of Washington state just paid for a week stay in a nice hotel with room service for a man who is absolutely not paying any taxes.
I'm pretty interested in the hobo life of the west coast that some shanty town guard hasn't dumped old Lucas in the river yet for his first and last bath because he hit on a abused runaway. If he was on the east coast he'd be absolutely dead now and he probably knows that, and doesn't care.
 
Somebody needs to tell Lucas that the Taliban is assigning all women over 15 husbands and record the reaction.
(If Lucas lived in Afghanistan he’s probably be a landmine tester, but if he magically managed to be assigned a wife it would definitely be a 40 year old just as crazy as he is.)
 
Re: regarding Abilify.

It doesn’t usually cause that much weight gain. However, it has a chance of causing compulsive/impulsive behaviors, including binge eating. Antipsychotics in general mess with the metabolism even if you don’t gain weight (they can worsen and even cause diabetes).

Among these compulsive behaviors, it includes a compulsion for sex and gambling. It might have enhanced Lucas’ already hypersexual behavior.
 
It's a God-awful small affair
To the Wern with the greasy hair
But Myrna is saying, "No"
And King Roy has told him to go

But his friends are nowhere to be seen
Now he walks through a sunken dream
Under the bridge with the clearest view
And he's hooked to the mobile screen

But the stream is a whining bore
For he’s ranted ten times or more
He could spit in the eyes of views
As they ask him to focus on

Gen X posting up on Post Street
Oh man, look at those age gaps go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the dudebros
Beating up the pedo
Oh man, wonder if they’ll ever know
Lucas puts on a show
Is there Gen Z in bars?

It's on America's tortured brow
Kiwi Farms has grown up a cow
Now Lucas works on his game
Cause this time it won’t fail again

See the zooms in their million hordes
From the schools to the psych wards
Daddy Telomeres is out of bounds
To his mother, the dogs, and clowns

But the stream is a whining bore
'Cause he yelled it ten times or more
It's about to be screamed again
As I ask you to focus on

Gen X posting up on Post Street
Oh man, look at those age gaps go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the dudebros
Beating up the pedo
Oh man, wonder if they’ll ever know
Lucas puts on a show
Is there Gen Z in bars?
 
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I'll do one to Put On by Jeezy

I put on,
I put on,
I put on, I put on for Gen Z
I put on for Gen Z, I put on #AOC,
I put on #Bernie, I put for my commies

When they see me off in traffic they say "Bumcel on some other shit"
Send them dumb republicans home, praise Stalin for his leadership
Me, I'm on Post Street, that's right I hunt for baby zoom.
The AGS ain't no fraud I need to get an I.D. card
Need to get an I.D. card? Yeah I need an I.D. card
Wear the same shirt, Lukie don't ever change
What's wetter than the streets, hotter than a dinner plate?
If you want it come and get it, you know I stay under the interstate.

Ran out of all my tugboat now I'm super broke
Making videos for $50 because I am super woke
Y'all say there are bigots out there, yeah I say stop the hate
Me, I'll stalk the bar scene looking for a super date

(2X)
I put on for Gen Z, on-on for Gen Z
I put on for AOC, on-on for AOC
I put on for Bernie, on-on for Bernie
Put on (Inland Behavioral), Put on (HOC)
Put on (Cannon Street), Put on let's go

Green laces, ponytail, ain't nothing but a young thug
Abilify, Lorazepam, me I don't take my psych drugs
Gimp knees, bipolar, you know I got disabilities
Got scooped up by the butterfly nets because of insanity
Inside gross meals, outside police reports
Backpack full of attraction signs, never know what you'll find
Blowin' on asparagus that's the realest shit I ever smoked
Got a DV charge because of that glass I broke

They know I got that science, age gap telometetry
Don't get caught without out it coming from where I'm from
Call me Lucas Werner, Spokane's pedo bum
No roof all day, better head to STA

(2x)
I put on for Gen Z, on-on for Gen Z
I put on for AOC, on-on for AOC
I put on for Bernie, on-on for Bernie
Put on (Inland Behavioral), Put on (HOC)
Put on (Cannon Street), Put on let's go

I feel like the government still owes me checks
I feel like Gen Z girls still owe me sex
I feel like my parents don't know I'm stressed
I know the psych wards think I'm obsessed
I got catfished to L.A. and Spokane, don't mean shit
I got Covid and diabetic nerve pain, don't mean shit
Cause when Mynra's bus ticket saved me from falling to pieces
I was riding that bus thinking about doing my nieces

On, I let my board games go,
So complicated the best games, you know
I knew hoes that were fronting when they knew I was broke
I hate that Klickitat he catfished me no joke
You got big game homie and you changed on me
You can ask me homie, why the telomeres so lonely
I ain't lying it is so lonely

Let me see what we have tonight (what we have tonight)
Hit with a baseball bat at a bar fight (bar fight)
But then i see those flashing lights (flashing lights)
'Cause every night I put it on

(2x)
I put on for Gen Z, on-on for Gen Z
I put on for AOC, on-on for AOC
I put on for Bernie, on-on for Bernie
Put on (Inland Behavioral), Put on (HOC)
Put on (Cannon Street), Put on let's go
(2X)
Let me see what we have tonight (what we have tonight)
I'm not too bright (not too bright)
I see those flashing lights (flashing lights)
'Cause every night, every night
 
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Well now he KNOWS where the party is. Once he posts up on Post St, he's gonna be in the middle of the fecund jungle.

I want him to get an ID and go in there just to see him bitch when the inevitable happens.

He'll go in there and be awkward and weird, eventually the staff will peg him for being some kind of undesirable and ban him, and he'll bitch and moan about how the greedy capitalists kicked him out because they were afraid he was gonna soak up all the puss puss.

A Nightmare on Post Street.
 
What is his fixation with "you brush the hair out of your eyes"? I am catching up on all this impotent little man-rage 🤣
It reminds me of some pickup artist bullshit.

"If she plays with her hair she is into you."

Now that I think of it a lot of Wern's shit might be from PUA videos. He's obsessed with the idea of approaching women (Hi, I'm Lucas), some twisted form of negging (spouting the N-word), raising his value (I'm a PhD student), being funny (I'm a stand up comedian), etc. I'm not so sure he regularly follows any PUAs but I can see him watching a Roosh video, blending around dumbass PUA techniques in his stupid brain, and changing his name to "Dr. Niggaë Lucas"
 
I want him to get an ID and go in there just to see him bitch when the inevitable happens.

He'll go in there and be awkward and weird, eventually the staff will peg him for being some kind of undesirable and ban him, and he'll bitch and moan about how the greedy capitalists kicked him out because they were afraid he was gonna soak up all the puss puss.

A Nightmare on Post Street.
If he tried kissing their hand. My God. Who the hell does that? They would recoil in absolute horror. And he would do it in filthy clothing and not having showered in over 3 weeks. He admitted when he got catfished to LA that he had not showered in weeks. They would be horrified about the fat, smelly, ugly bum approaching them, but if he tried to kiss their hand, even shy timid girls would probably audibly express horror and discontent. Lucas would absolutely chimp out and call the woman a bitch and a slut, like the true nice guy he is.
 
It reminds me of some pickup artist bullshit.

"If she plays with her hair she is into you."

Now that I think of it a lot of Wern's shit might be from PUA videos. He's obsessed with the idea of approaching women (Hi, I'm Lucas), some twisted form of negging (spouting the N-word), raising his value (I'm a PhD student), being funny (I'm a stand up comedian), etc. I'm not so sure he regularly follows any PUAs but I can see him watching a Roosh video, blending around dumbass PUA techniques in his stupid brain, and changing his name to "Dr. Niggaë Lucas"
He's admitted to watching PUA videos a few times over the years, so some of it is bound to impact his planning on how to meet women. On that note, he obsesses over techniques more than PUAs ever do and how to get everything set up and executed just right to ensure the reaction he wants.....despite the fact his current scheme amounts to walking up, saying 'hello my name is lucas' and complimenting her. In his mind he practically has to plan this stuff out like its logistical planning for dday

and this reminds me eerily of what lucas could have turned into at scc:

 
It’s 8/17 so final court date, my fellow kiwis.
Will his date be continued? Will he show up to teach the judge how to find gapper love? Or will he remain in a locked stabilization unit muttering over and over about how zoomers only love him when he hates them and then brush the hair away from their eyes and walk away even when he said “I’m Lucas. I think your gorgeous. I have magic jizz”


I’m anxious to see how things turn out!
 
If he tried kissing their hand. My God. Who the hell does that?
He did say something about that in one of his recent videos didn't he? Unlike his back to back "impressive" meals trying to attract a fecund feeder brap hog, the only thing impressive about his tactics are how many incel, simp, and PUA stereotypes he adds to his arsenal without realizing how absolutely, objectively cringe they are.

Fedora status: tipped m'lady.
:neckbeard:
 
What is his fixation with "you brush the hair out of your eyes"? I am catching up on all this impotent little man-rage 🤣
He has some very odd obsessions, or fixations is probably better, as you said.

Let's see: he's obsessed with women blushing; he thinks it's automatically indicative of sexual interest.

He's particularly attracted to girls with "thick thighs". It was something he used to mention all the time, and I thought he had dropped it, but in one of the recent videos, I believe it was the crying jag one, he mentioned those glorious leg lumps again.

Other than that, I don't think his preferences have been expressed too specifically.

He's insulted tattoos on men, but seems mostly indifferent to them on women, although he has a very classist way of acting as if tattoos make you look "trashy and weird", a very old-fashioned view which clearly doesn't comport with his pose as a modern progressive friend of the Z.

He's extremely judgmental and patronizing about a lot of things. In the brief period where he wasn't homeless, he expressed extreme disdain to homeless people, saying he was above their station in life now, and repeatedly chastising them against trying to sleep in his apartment, not that anyone was attempting to do such a thing, Lucas just loved the idea of rejecting people, just to be the one in control.

He's repeatedly spoken of drug addicts, and people using serious drugs, with a palpable air of disgust, suggesting that he wants a girl who's "pretty and normal". This is interesting, because you would think that his mental issues and interaction with the dregs of society might have made him a bit more tolerant of hard drug use, even if he doesn't indulge in it himself, but no, he remains extremely judgmental about drug use, always suggesting that he's a better class of person for not engaging in recreational hard drug use.

I suppose all of this judgmentalness stems from the single aspect of Lucas's personality which I imagine we could all agree is the most distasteful: his SMUGNESS.

Like a lot of lolcows, Lucas has an unearned air of superiority, but he has a way of expressing it with a smug tone of disgust that's uniquely irritating.

Lucas has a talent for saying the most disgusting, reprehensible things, in the most graphic terms, but he really puts the cherry on top by saying it in the most arrogant way possible.

This is certainly one of the reasons why people who otherwise might have sympathy for his mental problems have grown to actually detest him.

Even his own family seems to differentiate between Lucas's problems and his personality, and the fact that they excommunicated him suggests that they realize that Lucas is not capable of being part of a friend group or family unit; he's simply too vile, and unable to not make everyone around him uncomfortable.

Even his own family would rather he wander the streets, embarrassing their family name, than have him nearby.

I would imagine that there are some great stories about some scandalous interactions Lucas had with his family before he was fully excommunicated. Around the holidays, for example, I can imagine him making inappropriate entreaties towards his younger female family members, and being rebuffed by his male family members with a great deal of aggression, which would only bring about his own self-righteous violent response in return.

If one of Lucas's brothers ever turned up on the Farms to dish, that would be pretty great. I never thought we would get Cyril though, so I suppose we've got to appreciate the wealth of content we have.
 
The comment section on @klickitat s YouTube page is lit, fam. These are some of my favorites. "Moooo, you MRSA bovine! Moooo!" LMAO
 

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The comment section on @klickitat s YouTube page is lit, fam. These are some of my favorites. "Moooo, you MRSA bovine! Moooo!" LMAO
Well said on all comments.

Lucas seems to think parties happen every day?

Younger people, who are probably in their first apartment, if they don't still live with their parents, are simply NOT having giant, '80s movie style house parties several times a week.

To say nothing of the fact that Lucas WAS finally invited to a party, the supposed meth party he attended with isaac, and what did the big fat jelly belly do? He apparently managed to lose his phone and his money, if he's even remotely to be believed.

So Lucas? You've been invited to a party. Isaac also gave you some girls' phone numbers, more's the pity. You loused up both of these.

The problem is, and has always been, you.
 
What is his fixation with "you brush the hair out of your eyes"? I am catching up on all this impotent little man-rage 🤣
He gets hyper fixated on small social events.

He likely made some girl uncomfortable hence her fucking with her hair and probably nervously laughing - but he’s a retarded autist so he sees “mixed signals” because in porn girls who laugh and play with their hair end up sucking dick.
 
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