Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Note to Self

youtu.be

Damn.

Actual DUCKS are not as duck-footed as Dr. Niggae Luke.

What off screen girl do you think Lucas was trying to impress with this self-involved, complicated diatribe? He does this sometimes, when he's around a group of women that he finds attractive, but he can't bring himself to talk to. He'll film himself going over something very complicated and scientific, pacing back and forth, as if he's a very important man, with great serious scientific thoughts. I guess he hopes that one of the girls will walk over to him and go, "Gosh! What are you talking about? It sure sounds important!"

 

[Wernology]

Note to Self

youtu.be

Damn.

Actual DUCKS are not as duck-footed as Dr. Niggae Luke.

What off screen girl do you think Lucas was trying to impress with this self-involved, complicated diatribe? He does this sometimes, when he's around a group of women that he finds attractive, but he can't bring himself to talk to. He'll film himself going over something very complicated and scientific, pacing back and forth, as if he's a very important man, with great serious scientific thoughts. I guess he hopes that one of the girls will walk over to him and go, "Gosh! What are you talking about? It sure sounds important!"

He's not even walking at a moderate pace and is so winded he can barely talk, yet he wants his mythical dream girl to be physically fit.

 

[WonderWino]

Just replace the penguins with sewer rats that live under bridges and the penguin with lucas and its a pretty accurate clip of how lucas will die. Keeling over of a heart attack, mid-psychotic youtube rant and getting pushed face down into the nearby polluted creek in the spokane woods by a group of fellow sewer rats

'I'll murder you presently....but first I need an uber eats order of clinkerdaggers prime rib'

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas wants a group of people with no interest in heterosexual sex to help him have heterosexual sex.

Lucas is so bad at the (heterosexual) courtship game, he is begging people that don't even play it to help him win.

Lucas will never understand that his sex life isn't important to other people.

I'm amused.

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas will never understand that his sex life isn't important to other people.

Literally. NOTHING about his life is important to other people, but he thinks that it absolutely is. I straight up asked him why he thought that the random Z + L graffiti was about him, and he said "I have no idea". But he will do that exact thing over and over, because he's a pathological narcissist who will ALWAYS think that every single person ever both knows who he is and CARES who he is. Those of us who know who he is do not care about his life because he's such a shitty person, but the vast majority of people simply do not have any idea who he is to begin with. Nobody cares about the lives of people they don't know, that makes no sense. But he has no concept of things that make sense, so...

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The last video was titled "note to self" but then he uploads it on YouTube. Always so desperate to be seen as interesting and busy. Walking around sperging to his phone about nonsensical shit in the hopes that it might earn some validation from someone in the vicinity is an impressive level of desperation to achieve. That's got to be a few rungs above elderly people who haunt supermarkets hoping to stumble into a conversation with anyone willing to give them the time of day.

Imagine his frustration that zoomer baes never stop him to ask all the details about whatever nonsense he's babbling. It's almost like a big crazy eyed mumbling ragman gimping aimlessly is something most people instinctively steer clear of.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I always get a good laugh from Omni Eris Lucas takes

Also this vintage Wern stuff is interesting when looking at his entire arc of failure

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I always get a good laugh from Omni Eris Lucas takes

Also this vintage Wern stuff is interesting when looking at his entire arc of failure

Do you think he talks crudely about female sexual organs to create the impression that he has a great level of familiarity and casualness with the subject, or just because he's a disgusting swine, who manages to phrase things in the most horrifying way possible, and all of his mentions of sexuality (whether he's trying to actively be sexy, or trying to actively be crude) all come out vile?

I'm still unsure.

 

[VoidFace]

Do you think he talks crudely about female sexual organs to create the impression that he has a great level of familiarity and casualness with the subject, or just because he's a disgusting swine, who manages to phrase things in the most horrifying way possible, and all of his mentions of sexuality (whether he's trying to actively be sexy, or trying to actively be crude) all come out vile?

I'm still unsure.

I think it is door number three: it’s his way of inadvertently letting it slip that he sees women as nothing more than breeding sows, livestock for him to exploit and live off of.

 

[Poop Shoot]

The Note to Self video really highlights how fucked up his duck-waddle gait is.

 

[Pump Meat]

What does Lucas get out of going around to the bars and staring at people out on dates?

Does he feel some weird need to "bear witness" to their sins? Does he think that eventually one of the girls around there will notice him and try to strike up something with him?

Narcissism.

Lucas doesn’t grasp the fundamental reality that people don’t experience him as he experiences himself; if a legit narcissist entered therapy, getting the patient to understand this would most likely be a practitioner's first major goal. This contributes to why narcissists like Lucas are shallow individuals and why they desire companionship so intensely.

When out prowling the streets that he thinks constitutes the “Age-Gap Lovers Lane” so he can steal glances at young women, he honestly thinks they see this ruggedly handsome bohemian insult comic who moonlights as a scientist and not a mentally ill vagrant who is morbidly obese that neglects his hygiene. Pointing this out to him will have absolutely no impact either, he’ll either assert you are just plain wrong (if he is feeling confident that day) or he’ll blame anything and everything else for why he is perceived as such.

Why Lucas even goes in the first place is because he is obsessed with young women. It is probably more accurate to say that Lucas is obsessed with teenagers, the very same type of females he pined for in high school. He never really feels relief from his obsession either, it isn’t like he can find some place to masturbate and then go on about his day, the thoughts are intrusive and occur at inopportune times, throughout the day and into the night.

Lucas really is a bundle of psychological features that are pretty scary. The narcissism gives him unwarranted self confidence, his obsession makes him sexually preoccupied with teenage girls, and his bi-polar disorder means that when he isn’t feeling euphoric from daydreaming, he’ll be agitated and antisocial.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Do you think he talks crudely about female sexual organs to create the impression that he has a great level of familiarity and casualness with the subject, or just because he's a disgusting swine, who manages to phrase things in the most horrifying way possible, and all of his mentions of sexuality (whether he's trying to actively be sexy, or trying to actively be crude) all come out vile?

I'm still unsure.

It’s so gross when he says she must have good organs. I think it’s his thin veil of pseudo science and clinical lingo that he thinks make it a logical proposition. Like that time he mentioned talking to his nieces and he told them to see reason because it’s science.

 

[Zaz]

I always get a good laugh from Omni Eris Lucas takes

Hey, thanks!

 

[mothman96]

Another bumcel mad at religion rant. Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists. No religion yeets him a bae.

 

[Pump Meat]

"You don't see a lot of hot chicks hanging out with dudes who live at homeless shelters unless crystalmeth..."
I wonder what he thinks the inference he should draw from this observation is.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Excellent points about Luca's narcissism courtesy of @Pump Meat.

"Narcissist" is losing some of its value. Everybody that does something I find obnoxious must be a narcissist, either vulnerable or grandiose. I have seven books on my shelf explaining how to deal with all the narcissists in my life who fail to appreciate that life isn't all about them, but rather all about me. Thus, the term "legit narcissist." Nonetheless, there is no better description than "narcissism" for Lucas's self-absorption and entitlement. He doesn't undestand that other people aren't living the same life he is; he feels he should get the puss puss he wants by virtue of his being.

Lucas also evinces the narcissist's need for control, especially of how people see him. He is plenty good, but people don't treat him the way he wants thim to. This forces Lucas to remind people that he is plenty good: hey, I'm a socialist, scientist and I'm really cool and funny and authentic stuff. Fuck me? Fuck me!

Through his content, he is constantly telling his audience who he is and what he's all about, and by implication, how they are supposed to think about him. His entire body of work could be looked at a failed exerise in identity building.

Lucas doesn't get to define himself through his words alone, and doesn't get that. To Lucas, saying "I'm cool and down and one of you" makes it true. It's his intent, his self-description that matters, not his observable behavior. Thus, we are treated to the spectacle of a visibly unwell, middle-aged hobo constantly declaring to no one in particular that he is a socialist, scientist, revolutionary who get along best with teenage girls.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

"You don't see a lot of hot chicks hanging out with dudes who live at homeless shelters unless crystalmeth..."
I wonder what he thinks the inference he should draw from this observation is.

I love Lucas's affirmation that he could drive a car, you know if he REALLY wanted to, but he doesn't because he doesn't want to be a polluter.

Uh-huh. Not because you don't have and couldn't get a license if you tried, no, it's all your decision, right?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don't consider Lucas a true narcissist because he's the most obvious virtue signaler you'll ever see. Narcissists will change their views based on who they're trying to manipulate, but they genuinely believe they're always right. A lolcow like DSP is a true narcissist, he's a woke lefty now to keep his soulmare and to try avoiding banishment on streaming services, but he actually believes his own bullshit.

Lucas clearly makes up shit to justify his situation... I wanna marry Gen Z, but you're all evil fornicators forsaking your religion. I don't drive a car because of pollution. I don't have a credit card because I'm not a classist. I demand a 18-21 year old but you're all agephobes, etc...

Lucas is just the most pathetic bipolar, (probably schizophrenic although he could be faking the voices to get housing sometimes and he's easily crazy enough to pass it off) loser.

 

[mothman96]

Off his meds already?

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Literally. NOTHING about his life is important to other people, but he thinks that it absolutely is. I straight up asked him why he thought that the random Z + L graffiti was about him, and he said "I have no idea". But he will do that exact thing over and over, because he's a pathological narcissist who will ALWAYS think that every single person ever both knows who he is and CARES who he is. Those of us who know who he is do not care about his life because he's such a shitty person, but the vast majority of people simply do not have any idea who he is to begin with. Nobody cares about the lives of people they don't know, that makes no sense. But he has no concept of things that make sense, so...

Absolutely agreed, I always found it odd/annoying that he assumes everyone watching a video of his are instantly familiar with his preceding videos and have a thorough knowledge of his life.

ETA: aww he looked up a couple more big words