Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Reply to @Cnaiur urs Skiotha :

Total agreement with what you wrote, well said, too.

You know, I've never understood where Lucaa got the idea that bigotry was a turn on for young women, specifically saying the n word. Almost all of his incorrect thoughts, you can trace to some sort of grand misunderstanding of the way the world functions, but I tend to agree with you and think that in the case of the n-word, and misogynistic language for women's genitalia, Lucas is just drawn to that sort of antisocial behavior, and is necessarily trying to glom it together with the rest of his pseudoscience.

I don't think Lucas has ever witnessed a girl getting turned on by the n word. I do believe, however, that he said the n-word around women, and they look at him in shock and surprise, when he stares back at them dumbly, like some bovine specter of urban insanity, they smile at him out of fear, apprehension, and embarrassment for him. A cringe smile, if you will.

Still though, it's fascinating to me that Lucas, whose mental problems are clearly ego syntonic, that is to say, he doesn't understand that he has problems, and he thinks everyone else is wrong for not seeing the world the way he does, still has managed to internalize the idea that he's an extreme leftist activist, while chiding people for not accepting his casual, frequent overuse of the N word. It's such a mixture of contradictions, but he manages it with no problem. It's because Lucas is doing what feels good to him, and all of these ego syntonic aspects of his disorder, whether it's auditory delusions, whether it's his deeply antisocial anger and jealousy, or whether it's his need to use a misunderstanding of science to make the world the way he wishes it was, seem to be completely unfixable.

Since we've observed Lucas for the past few years, it's become entirely apparent why his family wants nothing to do with him. If he's this way around total strangers, imagine how he would act with the comfort level of being surrounded by his own family, in his own house. Imagine the level of entitlement he would feel to women in his own family. I can only imagine the horrors that must have been enacted on his brother's girlfriend's, and his uncle's daughters. It must have been spectacularly vile.
 
He's in his room at Mallon Place. He getting loud. Hope he goes full out yelling his insanity while in the building and/or the property.


Lucas has been at Mallon Place about 2 1/2 weeks. I wonder if someone there has caught on that he's the infamous creep that stalks and wants to impregnate a teenager and the news is making it's way among the residents of the place.
I like how he calls himself a prole

He certainly lives up to the 1984 stuff about them not being human and being unthinking animals
 
The Freak is giving himself some credit for influencing Gen X hooking up with Gen Z. He's not happy the Gen X men kept it hidden from him where the hookup places are. His neighborhood is called felony flats but it doesn't look like there are a lot of felons. He thinks there are a bunch of millionaires/ multi-thousandaires living in the area.


Money for pizza. He thinks if he throws in he'll buy pizza for "everybody" it'll get people to pay him for his "mediating" videos.

 
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Watching 'Panther Invasion of Spokane' and...

Did Lucas 'my sperm is electric' Werner just call out 'pseudo-science bullshit'?
Did Lucas 'being around me increases your well-being' Werner just call out 'pseudo-science bullshit'?
Did Lucas 'I have literally invented a time machine' Werner just call out 'pseudo-science bullshit'?

My mind is well and truly blown, ladies and gentlemen.
...And the "pseudo-science bullshit" he was referencing was something that is a proven scientific fact lmao.
 
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The reply button is all fucked up. "You know, I've never understood where Lucaa got the idea that bigotry was a turn on for young women, specifically saying the n word."

This is interesting, and I hope a Spokanite weighs in on it, but my sense is that this particular misunderstanding is rooted in the Spokane' milieu.

Lucas's neck of the woods is largely populated by...white folks without much formal education. The Spokane and Olympia stereotype: flannel, a 2 beer buzz. The circles that he moves in, or observes from across the street, have exposed him to "flatbills." Younger guys with an interest in hiphop (as opposed to beloved industrial rock of his youth), with some fluency in what passes for pop culture these days.

Lucas has observed these dudes, seen their hats, listened to the way they talk, and then gnashed his teeth in angst after seeing them get attention from girls. Lucas being Lucas looks at these dudes, and asks: what do they have that I don't, what are they doing differently than me? Retard that he is, he must conclude: it's their bigotry and casual use of the word "nigga." That's the only significant difrerence between them. Not, you know, age, odor, etc.

Da Pussy god made a huge impression on him. Lucas has seen younger guys act like assholes, and still get girl attention, drew all the wrong conclusions, and blessed us with his misunderstanding.
 
As far as the bigotry being a turn on for young women, I agree that probably some of this came from the Lacey saga and the one day he spent with that entourage, which included "da pussy god", if I am not mistaken.

That one afternoon Lucas had hanging out with that group had such an influence on him and was so, so significant. Little minor interactions have a big impact on Lucas.

The Lacey saga was terrific. He really showed what a huge cow he was during that and then threatening everyone if she would not have sex with him. That was one of my favorite Lucas sagas ever.
 

Edit: Since Lucas seems to forget that he's the one who "doxxed" himself by posting his phone numbers to his public Instagram...

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I like how he calls himself a prole

He certainly lives up to the 1984 stuff about them not being human and being unthinking animals
He was right that one time when he called himself a lumpen prole. The only difference is no one is going to make him a paid agent for anything. He is below lumpen, a bumcelumpenschitzo. I look forward to when Lucas calls himself a pleb.

From Wikipedia on Lumpenproletariat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumpenproletariat
Generally unemployable people who make no positive contribution to an economy. Sometimes described as the bottom layer of a capitalist society. May include criminal and mentally unstable people. Some activists consider them "most radical" because they are "most exploited," but they are un-organizable and more likely to act as paid agents than to have any progressive role in class struggle.
Its funny to think that if some radicals were to go and seek out the dispossessed elements of society for recruitment into their ranks they would see Lucas look him up and down and just give him a hard nope. And he'd cry but I'm a Lumpen, fuck your bigotry agephobe with your credit classist, where the women at?!
 
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Okay I don’t know how he considers himself apart of the WORKING class when he hasn’t had a job for decades. You wouldn’t be a proletariat Lucas, you would be tossed out alongside the rest of the unfits and state enemies if this was real communism. You wouldn’t like that future Lukey

One of his more recent delusions is that he has a job as an "insult comic" when people give him $50 to humiliate himself on video for them.

I wonder if he knows he needs to report that income since he's on SSI (and allegedly SSDI according to him).
 
I've noticed he's developed an obsession with the "Lime scooters", and incorporated them into his broader mythology.


It always strikes me once in awhile while watching Lucas aver these absurd arguments into his phone that this circular logic is swirling around in his head every waking hour of his life. It is as if the video itself is his attempt to relieve the stress of his thoughts. His mind is like a pressure cooker and the video is a way to let some of the pressure out so he doesn’t explode.

His attempt at making board games seems to be the only thing outside of his zoomer poonaner obsession that he thinks about. Without it, he would be pacing around all day with no other thought than how to attain his gen z prize, how to unlock the mystery of age gapping and why he isn’t succeeding.

You can see in his eyes in these latest videos that it is all taking a major toll on him. Living with this singular minded obsession must be exhausting.
 
I've noticed he's developed an obsession with the "Lime scooters", and incorporated them into his broader mythology.

You can hear the manic agitation in his voice. His living arrangement and limited budget for refined carbs will hasten his return to the puzzle factory. I'm calling it now: He's evicted and banned from the premises no later than October.
 
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