Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

This fat moron still expects bernie sanders to use socialism magic to give Lucas both more free money and a lifetime supply of teenage girlfriends. Meanwhile Lucas continues to constantly annoy anyone he meets, bites every hand thats ever fed him and refuses to work or do anything in the realm of being productive. Heres a bible quote I know Lucas must hate: "God helps those who help themselves." notice how it doesnt say sit around and complain all day, every day and you get rewarded for it
 
I think the latest video struck a nerve.

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Plot twist. Lucas is retarded so he was 27 in 6th grade.

Lucas is fucking terrified of teen girls who weigh sub 100 lbs. He's shown this and triple that of a full grown man, don't even try to come in this faggots cower level around anyone with any power be it someone fit, a judge, boss etc. Honestly I am sure it's his cowardly mind set part how/why he thinks he hates "rich" people.

You or I can go to the store and buy a sandwich heck we could buy one for a friend and our lives wouldn't change.
Lucas has to wait till meal time to get his slop from the kitchen and only a few dollars a month for Cheetos etc.

How scary is it if you want a date and she's hungry at 1030am? Well we gotta sit and wait till the shelter gives meals out or my retard group home serves lunch. Those "evil rich" guys say ok let's grab a bite at XYZ.

It's all these things avg people can do Lucas can't he hates what he can't have and tries to spin his own vile and spite into a virtue.

I know enough friends who had a dorm and at 19 it's sad enough you gotta put a sock on door to beat your dick or slam co Ed puss. But Lucas is closer to 50 than 20 and he's gotta still do it.

I gotta say I'm shocked Lucas has been with a room this long. I won't say he's getting better tho, he's clearly just lucky for now.

Lucas since you read hear skip clinkerniggers this month with your pittence get some warm socks and a tarp, you'll need it under bridge soon.
 
Lucas thinks being a Bernie Sanders supporter means you're gonna let random mental defective hobos into your house.

And what's this crap about how leftists are supposed to forgive and forget? Have you seen the way leftists are today, Lucas? They don't forgive anything.


What the actual fuck was his reference to Odo and the Great Link in there?

If you like Bernie Sanders you've...joined something like the Great Link from fucking Star Trek?

Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never watched DS9. I'll go first: You liken the Changelings and everything about them to a left wing progressive politician.

Lucas has gone beyond just using words he doesn't understand, he's making entire pop culture references that he doesn't understand and that's somehow way funnier.

Edit: Since he's apparently reading here enough to have got the one Star Trek reference, I'll offer this:

He's a Ferengi.
One of the poor ones that nobody respects because he can't figure out how to be successful at anything.

I mean, he's greedy, he's lumpy, he views women as property that one has to 'earn' or that he 'deserves' to be given, his teeth are unsettling to look at...dude's a Ferengi.
 
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Lucas's fighting technique is supremely unique: it's a combination of what I'll call "Tard-speedbagging", and "put up your dukes!"-style old-fashioned, waxed mustache, Gangs of New York-boxing. A lot of foot shuffling, too, like he's Muhammad Ali or something.
I thought his style of "fighting" was to sit down with his head in his hands, wailing LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE!
 
Lol, the last macho thing he did was in 6th grade, he has no more recent example of standing up for himself

Nothing newer to boast of than 6th grade?

I take from this that the last time Lucas stood up to a bully, or threw a punch, was before puberty.
That's if punching the kid really happened. I see him more the type to just go home to tell his mommy and she would call the school to complain about the mean boy bothering her baby Lucas.
 
Proving he has no idea what socialism is. Also 'if you're not an age gapper I need to make you an age gapper. it just is what it is sweetheart' yeah nothing sketchy and concerning about that statement at all

Socialism is government control of means of production. Has nothing to do with yeeting of baes.

This fat moron still expects bernie sanders to use socialism magic to give Lucas both more free money and a lifetime supply of teenage girlfriends. Meanwhile Lucas continues to constantly annoy anyone he meets, bites every hand thats ever fed him and refuses to work or do anything in the realm of being productive. Heres a bible quote I know Lucas must hate: "God helps those who help themselves." notice how it doesnt say sit around and complain all day, every day and you get rewarded for it
The Bible also says (paraphrasing) "He who does not work, shall not eat". 😎
 
I was casually skimming Lucas' facebook looking for that one weird meme from years ago where he admitted that he doesn't drive because he's scared to and found these gems.

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"Don't tell me I'm an incel when you only date guys who look like football players."

That doesn't negate your incel status.

"Don't tell me I'm an incel when [repeats textbook incel talking point]"

Replace "football players" with "chads" and Lucas's comment is the basic stereotypical incel talking point.

I was casually skimming Lucas' facebook looking for that one weird meme from years ago where he admitted that he doesn't drive because he's scared to and found these gems.

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Classic Lucas to just post this shit like its totally normal and relatable.

Socialism is government control of means of production. Has nothing to do with yeeting of baes.
It does if you believe women are resources to be redistributed to lonely incels.
 
I was casually skimming Lucas' facebook looking for that one weird meme from years ago where he admitted that he doesn't drive because he's scared to and found these gems.

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I'm surprised that more folks don't give Lucas grief over his elaborate revenge/rape/dinner-at-dad's/don't-tell-on-me-to-mom fantasy. It's an embarrassing thing to have posted. I suppose he can always deny having said such things, but the receipt speaks for itself.

Lucas's account of arguing in the car with his mother is fascinating. This must be an ancient dynamic. Young Wern must've argued with his mother many a time as she drove him around in her car. And here's a moment in his 30s, doing the same thing. The eternal teenager. It is tempting to read between the lines and attempt to reconstruct what may have been said, and necessary because Lucas makes no fucking sense.

Myrna likes that Lucas "cares," but doesn't approve of the way he spends his EBT. Lucas spends his EBT this way, apparently, to make some sort of point about society's outcasts and how he is a good person. Lucas tells his mother that she raised him to be a good person, and suggests using his EBT the way he wants to is evidence of good person-ing.

It is plainly obvious that Lucas is talking about his habit of gifting the homeless junk food, courtesy of EBT. This is where the pep stick meme comes from. Lucas has, of course, also used junk food to bait traps for teen girls. This is not an exaggeration.

Anyway, his mother seems to be encouraging him to "work more on himself," and spend less energy on giving junk food to people who don't appreciate it. A reasonable suggestion. I imagine something like "Lucas, it's great for you to give it away, but it's not really a practical use of your resources right now when you're not working..."

Anger and crying follow (the two are so closely connected in Lucas's brain and tear ducts), presented as something righteous, and masculine. He wants to be seen as passionate, and self-sacrificing, alert to injustices: ATHEIST DEMOCRAT Lucas Werner.

Why did he post this? My assumption, whenever Lucas tries to communicate, is that he's after positive attention that he can turn into sex. Lucas thought this was a good look, it seems, to spin a deeply personal and kind of sad argument with his concerned mother into a feeble demonstration of his radical bona fides. I give pep sticks to the poor! I knew gays! I'm not gonna change!

I'm plenty good, ma.
That's if punching the kid really happened. I see him more the type to just go home to tell his mommy and she would call the school to complain about the mean boy bothering her baby Lucas.
Agreed. Unless Lucas was 12, and getting picked on by a 1st grader. A sickly, disabled 1st grader.
 
Agreed. Unless Lucas was 12, and getting picked on by a 1st grader. A sickly, disabled 1st grader.
Honestly not that implausible. If true it would seem Lucas's hatred for younger men was borne from an early age, it would seem.

>*Middle-school Lucas trying to creep on pre-school toddler girls*
>*First-graders ride by on tricycles*
>"Hey look at the fat faggot!"
>*Lucas waddles home and cries to his Mom*
>*retroactively invents a fantasy where he totally kicked that kid's ass*
 
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