"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Nick saying both he and his wife were virgins upon their marriage is interesting to me.

Wild how the goody two-shoes girls end up marrying the most mediocre and ungrateful men. Entire countries exist as testament to this reality.

And when men loudly complain about how women need their personal lives controlled by ”Men” as a class they are obviously acting out a sexual prerogative to secure themselves a woman they won’t treat well.
That’s obviously a bit beyond Nick but I think he’s clearly sympathetic to trads and PUA types. Sort of like super Christian Doug Tenaple being friends with Dick Masterson and wishing he’d just turn over a new leaf UwU.
 

Figured it'd be worth posting for the news segment.

I'll admit, I moused over it a few times wondering why the url wouldn't pop up before I read your comment.
backup link https://archive.md/sSJQQ and images of text bc this shit is beyond parody image_2023-12-03_143917523.pngimage_2023-12-03_143934900.png
 
Starship Troopers is the best Heinlein because it doesn't have all his weird sex stuff in it.
Having only read starship troopers it felt like people were trolling talking about weird sex shit, starship troopers is completely divorced from sex in all aspects. I think the only mention of sexuality in the slightest is the affection the troopers felt for the always female captains.
 
JOSH GET A TOADLINE BULLY PITBULL
  • if it cant move or breathe by itself it cant be a nuisance
  • exciting income opportunites await you in the breeders market
  • wider community of bully owners rich in diversity
  • smashed and slammed for aerodynamic performance, you can fling it at the wall like its squash and it will bounce back
  • you will be the king of instagram
 
JOSH GET A TOADLINE BULLY PITBULL
  • if it cant move or breathe by itself it cant be a nuisance
  • exciting income opportunites await you in the breeders market
  • wider community of bully owners rich in diversity
  • smashed and slammed for aerodynamic performance, you can fling it at the wall like its squash and it will bounce back
  • you will be the king of instagram
even as a joke fuck you
 
JOSH GET A TOADLINE BULLY PITBULL
  • if it cant move or breathe by itself it cant be a nuisance
  • exciting income opportunites await you in the breeders market
  • wider community of bully owners rich in diversity
  • smashed and slammed for aerodynamic performance, you can fling it at the wall like its squash and it will bounce back
  • you will be the king of instagram
And then we'll hear in the news that Josh's pitbull (affectionally named Chantal) finally ran away and traveled several miles to maul the closest tranny so bad that he had to be amputated from both legs, a hand, and the face.

 
I have a blue heeler and I love her very much but she's way too high energy for you. She has an entire forest to run in and she needs it.

Basset hounds have some drool but I love them dearly and they fit the rest of your criteria.

Beagles probably fit all your requirements and they are very cute.

Dachshunds are great until they get older when their backs give out and they usually have seizure issues.

You should get a borzoi and give him a Jewish name, I hear they're good dogs but I've never had one.

I want to get a Caucasian shepherd one day and they're amazing dogs but they're also fuck huge and you have to train them well because they are serious dogs and are used to hunt fucking bears. Remember, that whatever dog you get they're a good boy/girl.
 
I maintain that I want to see Eric July begin a podcast with Null and I want this to be a regular recurring thing.

:null: : "And that's why censorship is bad."
Julay: "Sheeit, mang. Back in the hood, you had to be able to front that sheeit yoself and if someone was talking that mad shizz, you just had to throw it back at them. And if they a bitch, they a bitch. And those that ain't bitches, those mah niggas. NAWMSAYIN'?"
:null: : "I agree."

@Null, you're gonna be a star, kid!
 
And then we'll hear in the news that Josh's pitbull (affectionally named Chantal) finally ran away and traveled several miles to maul the closest tranny so bad that he had to be amputated from both legs, a hand, and the face.

"'I stepped out into the driveway just to take a peek, I saw a black dog lying down on the ground, deceased, which is super sad,' he said."

God I hate these PB apologists so fucking much bros. Going on years now I've hated the dogs but I often surprise myself with the loathing I feel for the enablers and it only grows. What a despicable fucking retard, absolutely beneath contempt.

Oh yeah, and you can almost guarantee they were her own dogs that did it to her.
 
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