"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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waffle said:
There's none of that gas pump ad shit around here because my unhinged white trash brethren punch the speakers out if there is.

Quicktrip and caseys both never even try. Just tasteful flyers to come buy smokes and donuts
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QuikTrip is the king of gas stations. I would let them advertise their donuts and hotdogs to me any day (don't take that out of context).
 
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GenociderSyo said:
All I've seen are not even updated to anything like that its simply the tickers for gallons and price in the old style of a calculator screen.
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The specific ones I'm talking about are the "fuck you large" ones on the SIDE of the road, not the gas station screens.
 
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PhoBingas said:
May I please have a puff or three off of whatever bowl you're rolling? You seem to have broken through the looking glass!
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It's just pipe tobacco and whisky. Keep your drugs traditional, it's healthier.

indomitable snowman said:
There are buttons on the side of the screen. Hit them all and one of them usually mutes. Sometimes a nice graffiti artist lets you know.
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I have had instances where the buttons don't do jack shit to stop the sound.

Crocodylus Acutus said:
QuikTrip is the king of gas stations.
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Allsups. Every single one has a middle aged smoker lady at the register who calls you hun and kindly lets you know which of their hot food is fresh out of the fryer.
 
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Gurren Lagann isn't even that good, HxH, JJBA, OP, Inuyasha, Berserk, and OPM are way fucking better. I don't really watch anime anymore bc I'm not a queer, but I won't stand for that straight up silly billy exclaiming that Dear Feeder should watch Gurren Lagann of all things. Shit doesn't even look good, let alone cool story.

MosBodacious said:
I can't find pumps around me that don't have retarded ads playing. I have post it notes in my car I sometimes cover the screen with as protest but I wish there was a better, more destructive method of protest.
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If you get some old duct tape or some other tape with really bad adhesive, the tape will come off but the adhesive won't. They'll then try to scrape the stuff off, and promptly fuck the screen with whatever they're using. You could put sand or sand blasting media on the tape, so the screen would get even more fucked, but you may need to add extra glue. You can also just slash the thing with a knife a bunch, or tell a bum that there's money or fenty behind the screen.
 
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I've been OCONUS for the last few months and am out of the loop. Did Dear Feeder stop streaming because he can just live off the legal fund or something.
Null said:
I will literally never watch any anime suggested to me and I resent that any time the faggot animations of Japan are brought up people start dumping recommendations.
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Null said:
I will literally never watch any anime suggested to me and I resent that any time the faggot animations of Japan are brought up people start dumping recommendations.
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Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
hey guys, i don’t mean to rain on anyone’s parade but this really isn’t the thread for debating the nuances of gay twincest anime cartoons. i think this thread would be better suited for those kinds of discussions. i hear the OP loves anime! make sure to tell him your favourites :)
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it seems people took my advice

unrelated; i was initially confused by that sillypoo “CYBERGIRLZ” animation you played at the end of MATI a few weeks ago but after giving it a chance it immediately became one of my favourite videos on the Internet. i love the art style and all the little references and the song is really catchy too. i downloaded it to my hard drive just so i could listen to it on repeat without giving jewgle any youtube engagement metrics. thanks for the introduction, i never would’ve seen that video if it wasn’t for you.

did you see the other one by the same creator? “girlburger in paradise” it’s shorter but just as fun and based

ETA: embedding the video here
 
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Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
it seems people took my advice

unrelated; i was initially confused by that sillypoo “CYBERGIRLZ” animation you played at the end of MATI a few weeks ago but after giving it a chance it immediately became one of my favourite videos on the Internet. i love the art style and all the little references and the song is really catchy too. i downloaded it to my hard drive just so i could listen to it on repeat without giving jewgle any youtube engagement metrics. thanks for the introduction, i never would’ve seen that video if it wasn’t for you.

did you see the other one by the same creator? “girlburger in paradise”
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It has its own charms, especially the fusion with the bright, saturated and eye-burning colours; Y2K vibes being stereotyped, nightcore music and striking references to certain well-known lolcows, and the cute style that Tumblrites always used to cater the more influenced and brainrot side of any fanbases. In spite of that, I watched it on Brave with loads of extension and do the same as you.
SHIGGSHOGG said:
Gurren Lagann isn't even that good, HxH, JJBA, OP, Inuyasha, Berserk, and OPM are way fucking better. I don't really watch anime anymore bc I'm not a queer, but I won't stand for that straight up silly billy exclaiming that Dear Feeder should watch Gurren Lagann of all things. Shit doesn't even look good, let alone cool story.
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The exact only reason they know Gurren Lagann was for the memes and Yoko; and even if Gainax does it, it still has mediocre plot to me. I would rather take Eva, DYNAZEON or GRIDMAN over it. Although never liked shounen or be a massive faggot, I rarely watch tranime, and I have strict tastes in general, since I am a fag seeking for extremely well-written plots.
To be fair, when someone asks which anime they want to watch, they would always be flogged to the bias of the recommenders; so the dear feeder is no exception in getting clogged into watching commentors' bias, especially action tranimes.
SHIGGSHOGG said:
If you get some old duct tape or some other tape with really bad adhesive, the tape will come off but the adhesive won't. They'll then try to scrape the stuff off, and promptly fuck the screen with whatever they're using. You could put sand or sand blasting media on the tape, so the screen would get even more fucked, but you may need to add extra glue. You can also just slash the thing with a knife a bunch, or tell a bum that there's money or fenty behind the screen.
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That was more dirt cheap than just literally follow the Apple method of "broken? buy a new one lol". You have things at home and fix it on your own without pointlessly wasting your savings over expensive shit.
 
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NaggotFigger said:
and the cute style that Tumblrites always used to cater the more influenced and brainrot side of any fanbases.
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There were several Xitter troons in the comments saying shit like “i hope this isn’t hecking transphobic… the style is so cute!” which made me groan only to immediately laugh when they were followed up by “cope and 41% yourself moid” comments.

the transphobia is a feature, not a bug!
NaggotFigger said:
In spite of that, I watched it on Brave with loads of extension and do the same as you.
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unfortunately there will never be a video good enough to make me turn off my adblockers, and that’s in the rare instance i’m not using FreeTube. total advertiser death
 
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SHIGGSHOGG said:
If you get some old duct tape or some other tape with really bad adhesive, the tape will come off but the adhesive won't. They'll then try to scrape the stuff off, and promptly fuck the screen with whatever they're using. You could put sand or sand blasting media on the tape, so the screen would get even more fucked, but you may need to add extra glue. You can also just slash the thing with a knife a bunch, or tell a bum that there's money or fenty behind the screen.
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You ever seen what acetone will do to an LCD screen?
 
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Null said:
I will literally never watch any anime suggested to me and I resent that any time the faggot animations of Japan are brought up people start dumping recommendations.
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But... you should watch MY favorite anime. It's called "Mega Boss Jackpot: Gamba Pros X," it follows the story of legendary gambler and mother seducer, Jacksama, and his ultimate desire of acquiring a Honda Civic, with the help of his sidekick and adoring fan, Nool. Some people say every season is the same, but I think it's really good.
 
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