"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[KateHikes14]

Null, I know you like Mentour Pilot and if you didn't know, he finally made a video on MH370. It's super interesting to see his opinion on the tone of voice of the pilot plus his endorsement of the WSPR tracking method that people online have been fighting over for the last few months.

I was enjoying that guys videos, very interesting (tragedies always are) till I watched one of his videos without sponsor block. Holy shit that guy is such a massive kike, patreon begs, sponsor reads (nothing classes up a story about 100,200, or 300 people dying like a nord VPN ad), merch, classless like and subscribe reminders, and (I'm guessing) jewtube ads set to youtube's insane maximums. The whole tragedy vulture culture (true crime, accidents, etc...) is insane but if you get used to it with sponsor block it's jarring when you hear them begging for shekels after they tell about Jeffery Dahmer making fageroni or 200 people getting killed by some pilot.

 

[AnOminous]

you could have just said "go fuck yourself" without being this MATI

ok go fuck yourself but cheerfully.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

I am going through all my shit and throwing out / giving away 95% of what I own to get ready for the move back. I realized I never properly went through my WV mail I had received from the gopher months ago and found this excruciatingly autistic letter written by quill on burned parchment sent in a letter sealed with wax. Something about the wax seal must've deterred me from reading it until now.

The letter basically says that I should watch the blu-ray anime sent (that I already noted I threw out on stream months ago) because doing so would prevent me from being raped by turks in the post-apocalypse. It is definitely the longest and most autistic thing I've ever committed to reading in full. He also asks that I do not destroy his anime blu-rays, which I did, sorry.

That letter immediately reminded me of this.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I am going to turn the pump into a flamethrower

The second button from the top on the righthand side usually mutes the audio.

Small comfort, I know, but when you find out that the main "news" source on them is a company called Chedder you will thank me.

 

[AnOminous]

It is definitely the longest and most autistic thing I've ever committed to reading in full. He also asks that I do not destroy his anime blu-rays, which I did, sorry.

I'd rather get sued repeatedly by koofals, Dong-Gone, and Greer the Queer than ever get whatever the fuck this is sent to me. Please tell me you murdered this guy.

 

[DavidS877]

On the gas station ad front. The easiest way is to stick to non-branded stations, or better yet commercial cardlock stations. Most states allow anyone to get a cardlock account and the stations usually have pumps from the 1980s. Some stations now accept normal credit cards too.

Only note is if you have a Diesel you may need to figure out which pump is the auto sized pump unless your car takes the truck sized nozzle. Plus side is if you can use the truck nozzle you can usually fill in 30 seconds or so.

So ends today's gas station rant.

 

[PhoBingas]

What absolute shit games they are and I hate every character. Literally lesbians with daddy issues the game.

Even with Jewsh's commentary, I've never been able to get through more than a few minutes of his life is strange videos. The game is so fuckin' bad. I swear, how some movies are made as tax write-offs, that game was probably some sort of long con.

See the signs! We're not safe here anymore! It's so over.

May I please have a puff or three off of whatever bowl you're rolling? You seem to have broken through the looking glass!

 

[macrodegenerate]

I am going through all my shit and throwing out / giving away 95% of what I own to get ready for the move back. I realized I never properly went through my WV mail I had received from the gopher months ago and found this excruciatingly autistic letter written by quill on burned parchment sent in a letter sealed with wax. Something about the wax seal must've deterred me from reading it until now.

The letter basically says that I should watch the blu-ray anime sent (that I already noted I threw out on stream months ago) because doing so would prevent me from being raped by turks in the post-apocalypse. It is definitely the longest and most autistic thing I've ever committed to reading in full. He also asks that I do not destroy his anime blu-rays, which I did, sorry.

This has to be a shit post. I refuse to believe that there are people out there who don't take calligraphy up as just a bit.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I am going to turn the pump into a flamethrower

There are buttons on the side of the screen. Hit them all and one of them usually mutes. Sometimes a nice graffiti artist lets you know.

 

[Twinkie]

There are buttons on the side of the screen. Hit them all and one of them usually mutes. Sometimes a nice graffiti artist lets you know.

99.9% of the time it's this button to mute.

You can also mute self-checkout machines in stores.

 

[Null]

There are buttons on the side of the screen. Hit them all and one of them usually mutes. Sometimes a nice graffiti artist lets you know.

That doesn't turn off the video display. I want the ads to die.

 

[indomitable snowman]

That doesn't turn off the video display. I want the ads to die.

Can't argue with that. I just watch the people buying ciggies or lotto tickets most of the time until I hear the pump click.

 

[Sneedmiser]

There are buttons on the side of the screen. Hit them all and one of them usually mutes. Sometimes a nice graffiti artist lets you know.

Doesn't mute the rest of the gas pumps that you can still hear.

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

That doesn't turn off the video display. I want the ads to die.

Paint marker, spray can, duct tape, or coarse sandpaper are quite magical.
Just draw that silly lil symbol on the thing and watch a small hat sue the station or whatever they do

 

[waffle]

There's none of that gas pump ad shit around here because my unhinged white trash brethren punch the speakers out if there is.

Quicktrip and caseys both never even try. Just tasteful flyers to come buy smokes and donuts

 

[msd]

Bullet dodged, if you had read this while the Autisitic black magic was in full effect you might have accidentally touched those blu-rays irrevocably tainting your soul.

y'ai 'ng'ngah yog-sothoth h'ee—l'geb f'ai throdog uaaah!!!

I know its a random ass Lovecraft quote, but I'm also buzzing and wanted to do my shitty joke

 

[GenociderSyo]

Looks like NJ is saved from the ads since its the last place where it's still illegal to pump your own gas.

 

[GreenTips]

Oh we're doing retarded gas station sperging in the thread again.

QuikTrip
RaceTrac
Sam's Club
Costco

Only places you should ever fill your vehicle up. If you use Shell, BP, Circle K, or any street shitter independent, you're a retard, a nigger, or both.

 

[murph]

I like this fellow and I miss his broadcasts.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I am going through all my shit and throwing out / giving away 95% of what I own to get ready for the move back. I realized I never properly went through my WV mail I had received from the gopher months ago and found this excruciatingly autistic letter written by quill on burned parchment sent in a letter sealed with wax. Something about the wax seal must've deterred me from reading it until now.

The letter basically says that I should watch the blu-ray anime sent (that I already noted I threw out on stream months ago) because doing so would prevent me from being raped by turks in the post-apocalypse. It is definitely the longest and most autistic thing I've ever committed to reading in full. He also asks that I do not destroy his anime blu-rays, which I did, sorry.

Being sent a cryptic wax sealed letter with psuedo-intellectual shit and some blu rays possibly one of the worst ways to be introduced to Gurren Lagann, let alone anything. So many people these days are unironically brain poisoned by video essayist shit. They fry their brain on 5 hour long summaries and they go in with pre-baked in opinions, only to then spew out shit like this fucking letter.

Destroyed anime blu rays or not, this treatment of "intellectual reading" shit specific of this one asian cartoon fucking irks me because It can literally just be summarized as "Spiraling upwards like a drill."
"Brothers find robot, find some friends, hijack bigger robot, then make bigger robots while adventuring in post apocalyptic desert earth, more shit builds up little by little. and it keeps going up the whole way through."
It does the constant upward momentum thing pretty well and the only thing I've seen that's done the upward momentum stuff (and in a shorter view time too!) was that Indian action movie, RRR.

Looks like NJ is saved from the ads since its the last place where it's still illegal to pump your own gas.

They probably still have the fucking obnoxious glow in the dark eye searing LED TV billboard ads every fucking place in America has now though. Thank god they don't have sound, but Jesus fucking Christ the things are awful. Passed one a few weeks back and it had a Missing person/hostage kidnapped poster it's have on for for like 2 or 3 seconds before flipping to an ad for some gold exchange scam service and some other shit I can't remember. Really kinda hope that person is ok. Missing persons notices are set up because someone wants you to memorize and help find someone, but the brain can't fucking memorize someone's face in that short of a fucking time. You'd think they'd just put the service scam and other ads on a different billboard but no, we NEED to have like 50 individual instances of ads beamed directly into drivers' eyeballs while they're on a highway.