"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Asked elissa clips to clip this and they did.
It works good bc it loops on twitter and it's funny
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The black judge seems like one of those blacks that are hate “black cultcha”. Reminds me of the MLK episode of Boondocks
If I was a nigger doing niggershit I would do everything I possibly could to get a female white judge and not a male black judge. They will fuck you up.
 
Disagree with Null's take on depression in the latest MATI. I've met people who genuinely just had broken brains they could not fix which made them miserable all the time. For them just deciding not to be depressed isn't an option. With that being said it's a pretty small percentage of depressed people who are like that. I think most depression is treatable through exercise, medication and therapy.
 
Total Positive Polly victory approaches.
Kill Negative Nancy's. Behead Negative Nancy's. Roundhouse kick a Negative Nancy into the concrete. Slam dunk a Negative Nancy baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Nancy's. Defecate in a Negative Nancy's food. Launch Negative Nancy's into the sun. Stir fry Negative Nancy's in a wok. Toss Negative Nancy's into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Negative Nancy's gas tank. Judo throw Negative Nancy's into a wood chipper. Twist Negative Nancy's heads off. Report Negative Nancy's to the IRS. Karate chop Negative Nancy's in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Negative Nancy's. Trap Negative Nancy's in quicksand. Crush Negative Nancy's in the trash compactor. Liquefy Negative Nancy's in a vat of acid. Eat Negative Nancy's. Dissect Negative Nancy's. Exterminate Negative Nancy's in the gas chamber. Stomp Negative Nancy skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Negative Nancy's in the oven. Lobotomize Negative Nancy's. Mandatory abortions for Negative Nancy's. Grind Negative Nancy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Negative Nancy's in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Negative Nancy's with a ray gun. Kick old Negative Nancy's down the stairs. Feed Negative Nancy's to alligators. Slice Negative Nancy's with a katana.
 
One minor quibble about the cop finding Nick's deleted stream on KF. I find it very hard to believe a boomer normie cop went from a Google search to finding what he wanted in a 4000 page Web 1.0 forum thread within an afternoon.
Considering the amount of times the cops have been called on Nick during his streams, I wouldn't be surprised if there's someone in the force that's an active member, or at least a regular viewer of the thread.

If so, well done officer.
 
Josh has the right take on psychology and I have to let him know it. Very rough crash course on the history of mental illness.

He doesn’t know how right he is. For all the kiwis here talking about ‘muh mental illness is a symptom of being super smurt and successful.’ Wrong.

The treatment of the mentally ill started in the 16th century along with industrialization. The idea being that the busy life of living in a city and working in a factory was so unnatural that it would create behavioral problems. It then followed that the people most adapted to city living, the rich of the time, would have the most mental illness. They were fucking wrong, and they had their noses rubbed in this for the next 400 years. It turns out truly intelligent individuals can adapt to novel scenarios. I.e., the most rich and successful in the modern industrialized world had fewer numbers of mentally ill. You know who had a lot of mentally ill people? The fucking poors who couldn’t adapt and couldn’t pay for fucking treatment. And so, it was for 300ish years. Being a ‘mad doctor’ (originally not even doctors but business men) was a hard profession where you were constantly trying to keep your bank balance out of the red.

It wasn’t until Charcot came onto the scene that things started to change. I often compare Josh to Charcot. Charcot was a father of modern neuroscience, and he ran an ancient form of the kiwifarms. He’d take insane patients and strut them out on the stage. Not unlike josh with his lolcows, for the public to observe and laugh at. It was this business which accounted for a lot of Charcot’s profits. Something which one of his students, Freud, noticed. When Freud, famed father of psychology, started his practice, he noted the lack of money in treating the actually insane. In Freud’s time, the insane were largely treated in asylums. It’s interesting that Freud never stepped foot in one of these hospitals. Instead, he learned from Charcot that it’s far more profitable convincing rich bored house wives that they are mentally ill and in need of his treatment by comparing their lives to their favorite books and plays of the time. That’s where Freud’s psychoanalysis would have died if it wasn’t for Freud’s nephew Edward Bernays. A big shot in the emerging advertising industry. He saw the potential for using Freud’s work to manipulate women into buying cigarettes, something which women didn’t really do at the time, and kept his field alive until the pharmaceutical industry came around and repurposed psychology to sell drugs and now everything.

TLDR, Psychology isn’t about treating the truly insane. It’s about manipulating people. In particular, affluent bored women. First just to keep Freud employed, then to sell tobacco, then to sell drugs, now to advertise everything. Do people still get better in treatment, yes but it’s not because of therapy, it’s because of their own will power. Therapy can’t heal shit, it’s more like life coaching. and this post is long enough so I’ll end my mati-style rant here. But there's so much more to talk about, how the treatment of mental illness has been following trends to hilarious ends. Like purposefully infecting people with malaria to have their immune system clear the crazy toxins from the body, removing the uterus of crazy bitches, literally centrifuging people. Seriously, the history is fascinating and scary. The recent reproducibility crisis and how every other decade of the field thinks the last decade was the ignorant dummies but they have it figured out now fr fr because [insert new pop-sci fad which broke into the mainstream and psychologist misinterpret in hilarious ways].
 
I'm going to take such a massive dump on the depressoids on Friday
MATI is like a real life version of Dan Vs. Every week it's something different:
Josh Vs. Depressoids
Josh Vs. Cheddar Cheese
Josh Vs. India
Josh Vs. Internet Censorship
Josh Vs. Anime
Josh Vs. Pride Month

Can't wait to see what's on the list for next episode
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The only problem I have with programs like MAID is they're another covert way of genociding white people. You think Paco and Pajeet ever get so depressed and in their own head that they ask for the government to kill them? No, their brains are smooth, they can't hold in the requisite underlying emotions needed for depression to really set in beyond "bad thing happen to me". "Let the strong survive" sounds real great until you realize (((their))) definition of strength is a 90 IQ brown person that asks no questions ever and does whatever they're told. It's a way of getting rid of high-IQ but troubled people and replacing them with mindless brown sludge.
 
You joke but there's an entire group of "developers/home flippers" that know how to do shit like this. You take a bog-standard mass-market house like any build shits out, you go in, replace some countertops, change a vanity here and there, add some fucking simple ass trim and stain the cabinets, and bam - million dollar house, babyeeeeeee.
For sure. Me and a friend did some guys basement and the cabinets we installed were custom made. We charged $250 just for installation per cabinet. Some small as 8"×8". Thing is we gave him a deal, for everything. His bathroom cost him $25k when we could have easily charged $35k-$40k. Just when Josh said he had "custom" cabinets I had to look, and they are for sure not custom cabinets. No one would pay custom for those.

Never done trim above though. It's a nice touch.
 
Make the people around you happy and they will do the same for you
This is how you turn into a tool for people to use up and then throw away when they're bored of you, which will just deepen or induce depression. Do nice things for people here and there and immediately stop trying with people who don't ever reciprocate, like those faggots who show up to the potluck with cheap, store bought trash or empty handed. The symbiotic philosophy usually only works when practiced towards other white people, only the ones not completely corrupted at that, and all of us need to get that through our instinctively generous skulls. We're not living in the land of long winters and enforced borders anymore, where sharing your surplus venison with your neighbor today will mean he'll share his firewood with you later during the solstice. Most people these days want to take take take and give nothing back, then throw a pity party when the opportunity to live like that goes away. It's why most women aren't interested in all of the failed men wandering around looking for a new mommy that doubles as an eager sex slave who tolerates being treated like shit.

You're right about this suggestion, but only when it's got a big, fat asterisk tacked onto it.
 
It wouldn’t be MATI without the occasional shit take. Never change jersh.
It's basically just the hard truth.

The "law of attraction" stuff is definitely mainstream white girl pseudoscience but it works.
Neither that nor whining changes anything. Only logically deducing root causes & seeking solutions can solve issues.

If none exist then just man up, silently suffering in stoicism with dignity as best one can. Nobody seems to be able to do that at all anymore, probably another thing to blame the Internet for.

dude that's the first video I"ve seen with a bunch of black dudes and some white woman and she's not the one getting fucked.
You should probably change your viewing habits, but I'm not your dad.
 
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