"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Drama Fan said:
Vooting is cringe and everyone hounding Null for not vooting should voote with their necks and kill themselves. I say this as a based haven't voted since 2012 chad (I voted 3rd party so yes, fuck you)
However, I would like if Null would stop mentioning his butthole. IDK what you need to do to be into crypto goombling now, but I don't want to hear about it.
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:frantic mashing of 10sec advance button:
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Croak & Caw said:
The whole segment is like 5+ minutes, but here's the proposal itself. 360p and some compression, 5 MB.
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p.s. can you add the follow-up to the Modest Proposal at around 2h23m where Null impersonates the OBL killer?
It's golden.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
most of the "libtard salt" content seems to be focused on showing white women crying
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I wouldn't expect an European to be aware of this but 90% of the "libtard salt" we've been seeing has been Sheboons chimping out about about how hispanic men, and native american men fucked them over with the occaional seething over black men as well.
 
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I'm a Silly said:
Did it cut off at the end? If that was intentional, I accept your artistic choice <3
[https://youtu.be/q3X5wF0HtS0?t=8582 to https://youtu.be/q3X5wF0HtS0?t=8623 gets the full unhinged Nick in the basement scenario]
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There's a couple more syllables, but the last utterance dropped off in a way that you'd expect the sentence to continue, but the continuation wasn't that relevant to the rest of the clip. I consulted my editing department (me) and made the call. :bogged:
 
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Managed to go through the whole election stream. On one hand I fully agree it was better to do it with company (Metokur's was very dry with him just reading electoral data for the most part) and a solo operation for 8 hours would have been hell for anyone, on the other it certainly was unfocused (as is to be expected) and pretty loud with lots of talking over each other (good on you for stopping being so polite an hour or so in and forcing your word in, turn order was a battle that day). Not saying I hated it, but it's definitely not one I'd pick up and listen to again.

Hightlights were Warski going full gamergate 2 while Josh decided it was a perfect moment to mute and do a bunch of super chats, PPP going full gamba sesh on Kamala and Josh trying to get PPP and Warski to read the end of the fucking world. Also, honors you greatly that you gave us the true highlight of the stream when dead tired (and Nubly was probably going through his third pill bottle). Also, for somebody that thinks vooting is very fake and gay, you certainly seemed to have enjoyed the twists and turns of it all :biggrin:

OH! and the greatest one is the farms dying the moment Trump won, that was pure kino and I'm happy to see it was due to traffic and not a ddos thing, congratulations on what I imagine was a forum milestone. Though maybe a bit of a bitter pill since it was a politisperging thing and not a lolcow thing. I'm also reminded on how you were working on becoming a hosting provider for other stuff like TERF boards, kind of got me wondering if you have ever considered splitting the farms into 2 boards eventually where one keeps the lolcow content and the other is the more Autistic Thunderdome one. I personally like it all together mind you (and I find the off topic boards incredibly comfy), but I am aware you hate the loss of focus on lolcow content.

On other topics, I got my email for the Halloween merch being sent and looking forward to it.
 
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Null said:
get out of that shithole then
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Turkey is not yet lost. Like the crosses which were painted over reappearing in the Hagia Sophia, this is a literal sign from the LORD. They don't know that they are worshiping demons, for they have never even read their book, we will enlighten them.
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We will achieve this alone, for their missionaries rather go to bumfuck cannibal Africa instead of a comfy 2nd world nation thirsting for His presence.
 
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Haramburger said:
Imagine if biometrics actually wanted your asshole pics for multi-factor authentication. "Verification failed, user too moist, please dry orifice and try again." "You have failed too many times in a short time span, please wait 15 minutes before trying again and wipe better."
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Are you sure you are in the right thread? WTF!?
 
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On 2nd May, 2011, a patriot named Robert J. O'Neill was one of several members of the US special forces to rappel from a black hawk helicopter into a compound in Pakistan. Once inside, he valiantly porked his way through the entirety of Bin Laden's elite twink cohort, while president Obama, watching the camera feed from the war room, focused all of his mental energy on summoning up a glimmer of an erection. For his tenacity, O'Neill was awarded one Purple Heart for every boi-pussy he had slain in the line of duty. It took over four hours to pin the medals to his uniform. By the end of the ceremony, he resembled Iron Man.

Is Josh expecting too much of O'Neill, when he asks him to leave behind his catamites, and to instead devote his efforts towards bending the twink Hitler over the nearest counter top and fucking the dumb out of him?

Given the recent off-hand treatment of the US Military by a feckless and incompetent administration, I think that it is asking too much.

Many navy seals left the service in protest, following Biden's presidential decree that they would no longer be permitted to load their weapons with bullets that were modelled on their own penises; bullets that were mostly fashioned by hand, by craftsmen in the mid-west.

Under Biden, navy seals have been required to carry ammunition that is based on the “presidential hog”. Can you imagine being ordered to shoot an enemy of the United States dead with a likeness of another man's dick? It's un-American and an affront to the wishes of the Founding Fathers.

As I type these words, thousands of Biden Bullets are rattling off a production line somewhere in China. That's right: Unexpurgated schematics of the Presidential Dick were sent unencrypted to a factory that is probably owned and operated by the CCP. For the next two or three decades, American servicemen and women are likely to be shot at, and maybe even killed, by likenesses of Joe Biden's erect penis. If Kamala had wormed her way into the White House, those bullets would have been modelled on her clitoris, which would have entailed graduating to a larger calibre – one ill-suited to the kind of work that is carried out by navy seals.

There will be inmates on death row, with nothing to live for, who will happily gang-bang Fuentes in exchange for presidential pardons. Set them to the task. Leave the neo-Spartan, O'Neill to his harem of androgynous boy-toys and ignore the impotent screeching of the Karens.
 
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Null said:
Okay, today's the day, my unread mails are going back to zero. DREAM IT, THINK IT, DO IT
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For the next merch run are you just going to accept Amazon gift cards
 
RickDaglessMD said:
I hadn't heard much of Bret Weinstein since Covid died down, but I was checking out his post election podcast when his wife, Heather, dropped some bombs that made me think I was watching an episode of Mati for a second. Enjoy a PhD in evolutionary biology using the word troons:

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I'm more inclined to think she picked that term up off twitter than from browsing here, but it's still wild to hear from someone I would consider a normie and definitely "non-sektur". You had to dive deep to hear this, thanks for the timestamp.
 
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Null said:
Okay, today's the day, my unread mails are going back to zero. DREAM IT, THINK IT, DO IT
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Trump - Won
Emails - Read
Lolcows - Milked

This week was a good week.

Edit : I just hit the Vito segment and his comment about his comic needing jokes and fun because he was tired of "Serious" superheroes talking at each other..

Spiderman is the biggest fucking Superhero on the fucking planet and one of his Iconic god damn aspects is that he continually jokes in combat.
 
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