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Karen Horney said:
I've heard you can pack a gun in your checked bags and they'll have to keep better track of them.
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Not quite as useful when flying internationally. Null said they were mislaid in AMS on a short connection. Probably due to the pot-heads not working very fast.

I've had 2 misplaced. Both arrived the next day, once they misread airport "ABA" as "BAB"(more or less) and the other time, no idea, plenty of time, had to re-check my bag after customs and apparently it just didn't make the flight.
 
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Where is the incentive to do well? Where is the reputation, the integrity, the merit, the bare worth in giving a shit about stranger's luggage? In the madness of endless packages belonging to rude assholes with more money than you acting uppity every hour of every day, who gives a shit if one or two suitcases go missing, don't make it, or are just a comfortable stool to sit on for an extra day? Imagine you're a luggage lad for a moment. You're black, you're hungover, you hate your job and your life and you smoke a blunt on break just to get through the day and you realize in a haze of Mary Jane "who's gonna audit this shit, who's gonna find out if this one bag goes fucking late? Who's gonna coming looking, blame me, and punish my ass? Nobody. So fuck em, for one day, and it goes out later. Looks like a huwite name anways."

Make sure you order at & eat the KFC, the Chik-Fil-A, the Panda Express, and eat it there looking like you have all day, and smile at every black airport staff that walks by, knowing they can't afford to eat there &,that the fried chicken smell taunts them week after week, like a smoke alarm chirp that they learn to ignore. It's all you can do. THAT'S American racism.
 
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Karen Horney said:
I've heard you can pack a gun in your checked bags and they'll have to keep better track of them.
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What checking a gun mainly does is keep TSAs grubby hands off your shit. You have to lock the gun in a NON-TSA approved locked case inside the suitcase, they hand check everything with you there, and then mark the bag with "TSA STAY THE FUCK AWAY" basically.

Otherwise the TSA niggers steal the gun.

People who check expensive equipment have been known to throw a gun in there to keep TSA away.
 
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Null said:
Is there any iconic lolcow book that's actually in print
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I'm late but I picked up Dare Hunter by David Stay, it's still in print and available for $20 on Amazon and elsewhere. He's the well-spoken and entertaining late schizo Metokur encountered binging 1990s kids shows a while back and developed a strange friendship with. He obviously went through some weird stuff in Hollywood but was always disarming and fun to listen to. The book is edgelord to the extreme and very unintentionally funny. 7/10.

I've also got the CWC/Warhol book but it is very long and densely written and one of those annoying paperback books where the second you open it properly it'll split the spine, so I haven't read it.
 
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