"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
I have flown probably over 100,000 miles in my life and I have never had my fucking luggage lost before. It's a kind of devastating fuck up you don't even really understand until it happens. I've always prepared my laptop bag to have everything I need in case it ever happened but even with that good habit I am just completely fucked because I am pegged to this location until it arrives and I have no idea if that's even happening. It's also really expensive to suddenly extend everything. I'm going to have to file a claim for the first time ever.

I think the reason I've always had my luggage is that I've always booked flights with generous connection times. It doesn't bother me to sit on my laptop for two hours and you can do fun things like fixing the forum in that time. But they rescheduled my flights last second and gave me a 50 minute connection with a 20 minute delayed initial flight.
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Airline workers are retards. You can never trust checked luggage.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
What checking a gun mainly does is keep TSAs grubby hands off your shit. You have to lock the gun in a NON-TSA approved locked case inside the suitcase, they hand check everything with you there, and then mark the bag with "TSA STAY THE FUCK AWAY" basically.

Otherwise the TSA niggers steal the gun.

People who check expensive equipment have been known to throw a gun in there to keep TSA away.
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Before he became cringe, Deviant Ollam did a great talk about it:
Depending on where you are you might not even need a real gun to do this, some people have done it with flare guns or even airsoft guns (I remember a TGWTG guy talking about how Angry Joe(?) checked his airsoft guns in this way for the trip to film Kickassia). Not only is it a non-TSA approved lock, but it also has to be a hard case which will withstand other attempts to get into your shit.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
What checking a gun mainly does is keep TSAs grubby hands off your shit. You have to lock the gun in a NON-TSA approved locked case inside the suitcase, they hand check everything with you there, and then mark the bag with "TSA STAY THE FUCK AWAY" basically.

Otherwise the TSA niggers steal the gun.

People who check expensive equipment have been known to throw a gun in there to keep TSA away.
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The bag also has to go on your plain, as opposed to any old plane going to the same place. That's how the majority of lost bags start.
 
waffle said:
The bag also has to go on your plain, as opposed to any old plane going to the same place. That's how the majority of lost bags start.
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If your bag doesn’t make it on to your plane, they send it on the next one, ie any old plane.
You’re thinking of the rule where they have to remove your luggage from the plane if you don’t board it, which goes back to plane bombing. Which, weirdly (given everything else going to shit) hasn’t happened for a while.
 
Oxyjen said:
Which, weirdly (given everything else going to shit) hasn’t happened for a while.
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They don't let you bring bombs on an airplane anymore.

Fun fact: those tubes the US makes you stand in swivel around you because it bombards you with different signals to try and detonate any explosive on you. Theoretically you just explode and the tube absorbs it.
 
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Null said:
I will never financially recover from this move btw. Almost everything that could go wrong did.
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Society is about to collapse anyways and money wont matter. In the midst of the chaos, you'll be able to seize your own plot of land and live off the grid with your .50 BMG, your pet Pidgeon, your autistic Dill plant and your hoard of banana peppers. All will get better if you just give it time.
 
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Some fed hate
feds harass US citizens on planes to see if they are carrying money and steal it, the practice has been suspended, note, suspended not ending

police officers arrest sober drivers, they arrest sober drivers even when they pass the field sobriety test and they do not use a breathalyzer, even upon a request. Some people think this is a racket to get money for impounding people's cars

A Filipino family is changing their license plate because people are having a tantrum online. The DMV even apologized on behalf of the family. But the license plate is in Filipino, honoring their grandfather and grandchildren.
“Lolo” means grandfather, CT refers to the car and the number refers to the family’s coterie of grandchildren.
“We’re a large Filipino family and this had nothing to do with the conflict in the Middle East,”
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First Link: https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/california-dmv-apologizes-license-plate-mocks-oct-7-116810413
First Archive: https://archive.is/l2VGc
Second Link: https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2024/dec/14/family-owns-tesla-cybertruck-loloct7-plate-says-me/
Second Archive: https://archive.is/oexWM
 
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This won't help at this point but I always throw AirTags in my luggage. I figured it would make it easier in the event that my luggage was ever lost.
 
Null said:
I will never financially recover from this move btw. Almost everything that could go wrong did.
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25 “Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing? 26 Look at the birds of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? 27 And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life? 28 And why are you anxious about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin, 29 yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. 30 But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is alive and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? 31 Therefore do not be anxious, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32 For the Gentiles seek after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them all. 33 But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you. 34 “Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.
You're in good hands Josh, you'll be alright.
 
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Mettaur said:
I had a dream where Null recorded game reviews during his break and one was on The Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind and I was disappointed to wake up and realize I was just dreaming.
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I had a dream where Null accidentally turned his webcam on while streaming and he was Amberlynn Reid tier fat. He then tried to get up from his gamer chair to pick something up to show to the camera but he was so fat he fell over bringing the chair and desk with him.
 
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