"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Glad the stream is back in action! These New Year recaps are always fun. But man I miss when Chantal was funny. Now we just recap on that Canadian nothingburger waste of life.
 
Rotollo 2 said:
as a former dickshow fan, I propose a 3rd option: the baby is a content baby
think about it: after maddox dick has been struggling for content, the eric july shit has been a bust, cuties made him hated, dick thinks that as null said he can become a "dad podcast" and thus, have concurrent things to talk about
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Yeah it's possible. I can definitely see him pawn that little girl off to shady greasy Hollywood "producers" as soon as she's born. I think he will go full pageant mom and try to have her become a child model/actress as well as having her appear on the show as "baby co-host". I am sure Vito is psyched. It all does not bode well.

Her only chance is for Marie to develop some mother instinct and protect her child from that kind of life but she is a spineless doormat so I don't see that happening.
 
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Optantrix said:
Oh Josh, a heads up if you get anything from fast food the only way it's in anyway affordable is to go through the app. You can get really good deals on the McDonalds app, same for other chains like Arby's, Dominos, etc. otherwise you get raped price wise.
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You can also check the subway Reddit for coupon codes - but they don’t always work at the franchise stores. If they do in the app, you’re golden.
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Lidl Drip said:
It's a strange choice to wait so long,
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This is a man who takes it up the ass dressed as a domesticated ruminant.

My guess is that he strung her along, refusing to commit to anything, because he is a depraved egotistical hedonist who cares as little about the mother as he cares about his future child.

It's not so strange that they waited so long.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Before birth control was widely available it was very common for women to have babies in their 40s, all the way up to menopause. But it would be the last ones and not the first. Having the first in your 40s is definitely unusual and I am sure she is at a high risk clinic, even if she is fit and healthy. Risk for serious complications are still higher. And genetic defects too, at 40 the risk for down syndrome is 1 in 100 compared to 1 in 400 at 35.

It's a strange choice to wait so long, most people who have their first that late don't chose that, it's just because they didn't meet their partner until that late in life, but Dax and Marie have been together for years. I wonder if it was an ultimatum on her part or a shut-up baby on his part. Or once again a lolcow spite-child created by Null. Either way I feel terrible for a little girl with a man who made hating women his entire personality and career as a father.
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Maybe it's someone elses. Since he was fucking other women, "like a chad", and trying to get threesomes, she could've just said fuck it and found a dude who isn't a pathetic manchild.
Rotollo 2 said:
as a former dickshow fan, I propose a 3rd option: the baby is a content baby
think about it: after maddox dick has been struggling for content, the eric july shit has been a bust, cuties made him hated, dick thinks that as null said he can become a "dad podcast" and thus, have concurrent things to talk about
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Would be the first thing he might have actually made himself lol.
 
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Optantrix said:
Oh Josh, a heads up if you get anything from fast food the only way it's in anyway affordable is to go through the app. You can get really good deals on the McDonalds app, same for other chains like Arby's, Dominos, etc. otherwise you get raped price wise.
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Do the apps require you to submit any kind of identifiable info that cannot be easily spoofed? I swear every single thing requiring your mobile number is the bane of the modern day Internet.
 
Spruce Supremacist said:
Do the apps require you to submit any kind of identifiable info that cannot be easily spoofed? I swear every single thing requiring your mobile number is the bane of the modern day Internet.
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So I just tried to sign up for the McDonald's one and you can connect it via socials or sign up with e-mail it then just asks for first name, last name, zip and then you can complete from there. I think signing up for texts is optional for McDonald's specifically but I think for some apps require it I just can't think of which ones off the top of my head.

As an aside, if you ever want some cheap recipes I have a few I make weekly that don't take a long time at all and are fairly cost effective!
 
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Dicksmash Turbofist said:
Null should try the famous Rekieta diet of alcohol and cocaine. It's usually paired with an exercise routine of debauch threesomes, but that's optional. Give it a try, it'll do wonders for your figure.
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Not only do you get rid of the love handles. The Rekieta diet is so effective that you lose children, house and career as well. You really, really slim down
 
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Lidl Drip said:
It's a strange choice to wait so long, most people who have their first that late don't chose that, it's just because they didn't meet their partner until that late in life, but Dax and Marie have been together for years. I wonder if it was an ultimatum on her part or a shut-up baby on his part.
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Dax did a deal with Marie.

He said you get the Turkey Baster up you, and I get the BBC up me.
 
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The last Jolly Biscuit comic would actually be really funny if it was just the first page. Instead he goes from ending the world to make more Jon Voight movies, which is hilarious, to his normal unfunny crazy nonsense.
 

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Devious Dave said:
Are you saying people put jet fuel in their cars?
They have normal gasoline pumps at airports for the equipment on base but none of that would have lead
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No, as was mentioned they use the leaded gasoline in their race cars, typically high compression engines with no emissions. More common where high octane race fuel is hard to get or more expensive than avgas.

Oxyjen said:
More modern plane engines are fine with unleaded, even from an auto pump, and the smart money these days is a turbo diesel engine which uses the much cheaper jet fuel.
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It's not the age. Plane engines haven't changed in 70+ years. In many cases newer planes are less likely to be able to use premium gasoline due to the trend towards higher compression/higher power engines requiring the higher octane of avgas. Some don't need full 100LL but still need more octane than premium unleaded so something like Swift's UL94 which is very rare so most just use 100LL.

As was also mentioned there are now high octane unleaded contenders but like everything in aviation they must be approved. One company has an approval by doing their own testing for unleaded fuels, but at least one aircraft manufacturer has put out a bulletin saying "Um, yea, don't do that, we didn't approve it."
 
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