💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Was thinking of taglines for Kiwi Farms that might help explain the site beyond any preconceived notions people might have. Something along the lines of “Wikipedia without Censorship”, “Empirical Journalism” or “No Forgets”

Maybe a “Kiwipedia” theme/frontend that renders the site like Wikipedia with the “proposed edits discussion” section being the thread of each OP. Hiding thread avatars with any images displayed as their hyperlinks, making it SFW so streamers could scroll it live. Since they all use Kiwi Farms you might as well get the advertising. With the similarities between Wikipedia and Kiwipedia in concept, the branding association is a no-brainer and it should help with public perception.
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
I miss the old Serbian kebab shop wifi days.
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I still chuckle to myself when he took a fistful of bills and ran a hundred feet of CAT cable out his window to the shop below - then discovered mid-stream that his computer was still keyed to the shitty wi-fi connection instead. Checklists, Josh. Use Checklists. Physical sticky note on the edge of your monitor. News Hamster? Check. Pre-amp? Check. Monster? Check.
 
斯尼 德之王 said:
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Josh, this beach looks really depressing.

Couldn't you wait until Saturday when there was sunlight around?
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Could be much, much, worse.
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I was going to clarify that this photo was California, not India, then I realized it's basically the same thing.
 
Only saying it here because I'm banned from the Rekieta thread:

Josh says he'll get a bag from the county if they delete the ebidance. Hope Josh makes that bag out to Ralph because he'll STILL NOT have gotten the body cam and he LOST TO ETHAN OLIVER RALPH
 
Yours Truly 2095 said:
We've been snorkeling, drinking, and boating and some nice greasy pizza really hits the spot afterwards. Or taco bell. Don't get burnt, Florida man.
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The beach is literally the only time I want ice cream. When you're sunkissed and hot, ice cream and watermelon are S tier food. French fries too.
 
Null said:
The beach is literally the only time I want ice cream. When you're sunkissed and hot, ice cream and watermelon are S tier food. French fries too.
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For me it's Arizona iced tea, we'd always have them at the beach as a kid. and yeah ice cream. We got some drumsticks and rocket pops (they have zero sugar ones now. 20 calories a pop) at Publix. Some nectarines, peaches, blueberries and cherries too. We should get some watermelon and cantaloupe. Good call. I really badly want some of those cardboard tube push pops they used to sell at the beach as a kid.
 
Sneeds said:
Apparently a “Pride kickoff” in Boise Idaho gets cancelled due to “low attendance” (Link)
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Just saying this deserves to be put into the Pride month thread

SPEAKING OF actually user @There Is Light At The End Made a rather WONDERFUL song in the Transphobic / Terfy memes thread in the style of doctor seuss, which I think would be an amazing song for a stream during pride month.


"The Un-Swap-So-Spangle"
(by Dr. Truethump)

In the town of Strictly-So,
Where the Real-True-Growers grow,
Lived a Zibble-Zob named Sam-I-Am,
Who chirped: "I’ll be a Ma’am!
I’ll stitch my socks with sugar thread,
And paint my elbows pinkish-red!
I’ll pluck a star from Who-Knows-Where—
And POOF!—a Woman! See me there?"

Old Gricklegrack (who knew the rules),
Said: "Sam! You’re trading sense for fools!
Can you birth a babe? Can bloom a womb?
Can spin XX from XY’s loom?
Can wishes make a wombat fly?
Or turn a teapot to the sky?
NO, Sam-I-Am! You CANNOT, Sam—
No matter what the ads exclaim!"

Then Lulu-Loo (who loved to bake),
Cried: "I’ll be Man! For goodness’ sake!
I’ll whittle wood and box the air,
And glue on whiskers—SEE? Right there!
I’ll buy a truck at Bargain-Mart,
And VOILA! Manly HE-ART!"

But Gricklegrack just shook his head:
"Can chromosomes be unsaid?
Can you grow sperm? Command a Y?
Brew testosterone in pie?
Can wishes hatch a chick from chalk?
Or make a whale fit in a sock?
NO, Lulu-Loo! You NEVER can—
Not even with a Plicker-Span!"

Then Sam and Lulu stamped their feet,
Wailed: "Gricklegrack, you’re obsolete!
We’ll name it true! We’ll dream it real!
We’ll cancel laws with zom-pom zeal!
We’ll shout it loud from Snozzle-Steep—
That biology’s for boring sheep!"

But Gricklegrack stood firm as stone,
His voice a calm, unswerving drone:
"You can’t be sun by naming rain.
Can’t be a train by calling plane.
Can’t be a fish with kitten-feet,
Or bake a cake with sawdust-sweet!
A man’s a he. A woman’s she.
The rules are set—like land and sea.
You’re Sam—no ma’am. You’re Lulu—free,
But never he. Now let. it. be."

So in Strictly-So, the Truth still stands,
Unchanged by waves or wishing-hands:
*A man’s a man. A woman’s—not.
And pretend-play changes squat.
 
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