"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[FuhrerMustang]

Apparently a “Pride kickoff” in Boise Idaho gets cancelled due to “low attendance” (Link)
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Considering Boise is Little California that's surprising.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

The beach is literally the only time I want ice cream. When you're sunkissed and hot, ice cream and watermelon are S tier food. French fries too.

For me it's Arizona iced tea, we'd always have them at the beach as a kid. and yeah ice cream. We got some drumsticks and rocket pops (they have zero sugar ones now. 20 calories a pop) at Publix. Some nectarines, peaches, blueberries and cherries too. We should get some watermelon and cantaloupe. Good call. I really badly want some of those cardboard tube push pops they used to sell at the beach as a kid.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

The beach is literally the only time I want ice cream. When you're sunkissed and hot, ice cream and watermelon are S tier food. French fries too.

French fries with a metric fuckton of salt, seasoning, a slice of boardwalk pizza, and any/all ice cream. Strawberry lemonade is a perfect beach treat, too.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Apparently a “Pride kickoff” in Boise Idaho gets cancelled due to “low attendance” (Link)
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Just saying this deserves to be put into the Pride month thread

SPEAKING OF actually user @There Is Light At The End Made a rather WONDERFUL song in the Transphobic / Terfy memes thread in the style of doctor seuss, which I think would be an amazing song for a stream during pride month.

Spoiler: LYRICS

"The Un-Swap-So-Spangle"
(by Dr. Truethump)

In the town of Strictly-So,
Where the Real-True-Growers grow,
Lived a Zibble-Zob named Sam-I-Am,
Who chirped: "I’ll be a Ma’am!
I’ll stitch my socks with sugar thread,
And paint my elbows pinkish-red!
I’ll pluck a star from Who-Knows-Where—
And POOF!—a Woman! See me there?"

Old Gricklegrack (who knew the rules),
Said: "Sam! You’re trading sense for fools!
Can you birth a babe? Can bloom a womb?
Can spin XX from XY’s loom?
Can wishes make a wombat fly?
Or turn a teapot to the sky?
NO, Sam-I-Am! You CANNOT, Sam—
No matter what the ads exclaim!"

Then Lulu-Loo (who loved to bake),
Cried: "I’ll be Man! For goodness’ sake!
I’ll whittle wood and box the air,
And glue on whiskers—SEE? Right there!
I’ll buy a truck at Bargain-Mart,
And VOILA! Manly HE-ART!"

But Gricklegrack just shook his head:
"Can chromosomes be unsaid?
Can you grow sperm? Command a Y?
Brew testosterone in pie?
Can wishes hatch a chick from chalk?
Or make a whale fit in a sock?
NO, Lulu-Loo! You NEVER can—
Not even with a Plicker-Span!"

Then Sam and Lulu stamped their feet,
Wailed: "Gricklegrack, you’re obsolete!
We’ll name it true! We’ll dream it real!
We’ll cancel laws with zom-pom zeal!
We’ll shout it loud from Snozzle-Steep—
That biology’s for boring sheep!"

But Gricklegrack stood firm as stone,
His voice a calm, unswerving drone:
"You can’t be sun by naming rain.
Can’t be a train by calling plane.
Can’t be a fish with kitten-feet,
Or bake a cake with sawdust-sweet!
A man’s a he. A woman’s she.
The rules are set—like land and sea.
You’re Sam—no ma’am. You’re Lulu—free,
But never he. Now let. it. be."

So in Strictly-So, the Truth still stands,
Unchanged by waves or wishing-hands:
*A man’s a man. A woman’s—not.
And pretend-play changes squat.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

I'm jelly, the weather up north has been too cold to go swimming yet :,<

 

[Thornforg]

Swimming makes me so hungry man

When you've been swimming for a while, the (relatively) cold/cool water shocks your system and when you get out, it starts thinking it needs WAY more calories than it actually does, thus the hunger. This can make swimming as a means of weight loss somewhat challenging without solid discipline.

 

[${Sandy}]

Spoiler: Guy in diaper gets arrested

This shit was so fucking funny I hope Josh covers it.

>Alex Rosen catches Diaper Fag pedo in a sting
>Pedo shits his diaper at the Decoys house

>Police tell him to change his diaper
>Police hand him a kids pampers diaper
>Pedo has a meltdown

>He starts messing with diaper
>Says, "Im trying to wipe my hands"
>Touches his face

>Everyone including the police are laughing at him

 

[TroonsDid911]

@Null this guy has to be featured as your intro song, mankind will never ascend to this level of art again:

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I have no idea if this has been posted before but.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

>Alex Rosen catches Diaper Fag pedo in a sting
>Pedo shits his diaper at the Decoys house

>Police tell him to change his diaper
>Police hand him a kids pampers diaper
>Pedo has a meltdown

>He starts messing with diaper
>Says, "Im trying to wipe my hands"
>Touches his face

>Everyone including the police are laughing at him

Jesus christ that went 0-60 so fast it gave me whiplash. Like it was hard to mentally process as fast as it happened watching it.

I had to watch twice just to fully take it in.

Was this recent? I didn't see it in his thread

EDIT : put the video into his thread, so its there now
Also someone said the man in the video wearing a diaper is named Collin McGuire, twitter here

 

[Jotch]

He was streaming from a hotel Friday wasn't he.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

Honestly I think the county is 100% willing to sweep it up for him.

I don't know the farms couldn't see it coming when we had foreshadowing as heavy-handed as a government officer being called "Alicia Sweep".

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

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Josh, this beach looks really depressing.

Couldn't you wait until Saturday when there was sunlight around?

wh*Toids be like this is a good beach
lmafoing my east med ass with your oceanoid tears, the only thing bad about our seas is that we have to share it with gre*ks and ar*b

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

@Null this guy has to be featured as your intro song, mankind will never ascend to this level of art again:

Kids these days need multiple takes and parts to do their hand fart songs. Back in my day, a man would sit on a couch with two computer speakers behind and hand fart songs in one go.

This video is old enough to vote.

 

[Jotch]

Josh, if you are interested in outdoors physical activities, then i cannot suggest hiking enough.

There is no form of exercise that feels more natural and allows for such variability in exertion at any given time.
Go somewhere truly empty, follow a path that you know you will not see or hear anyone or the signs of their presence for hours. Nothing is better at decompressing the mind.

Not to mention the the particularly untraveled paths could have some really cool historical stuff (mainly very very old junk and litter) for you to see depending on where you are.

Get yourself a .45 in case the animals want to take a bite out of you and you'll be set.



Also, the Everki you suggested a few months back is holding up really well. Probably the best quality backpack I have ever seen, though I sure did pay for it.
All it needs is a crossbar like in the ALICE packs and it'd be perfect for hauling thousands of pounds of shit on your back for any distance.

 

[Ollie Beach]

The beach is literally the only time I want ice cream. When you're sunkissed and hot, ice cream and watermelon are S tier food. French fries too.

You're in Florida my man, go swimming then after get a Publix sub like the tradition dictates .

 

[PermaLurker69]

Don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but this N'wah fucks up her life and at the 14 minute mark uses ChatGPT as a father figure, probably because she can't rely on her real father to be of any help.

 

[Haramburger]

Apparently a “Pride kickoff” in Boise Idaho

BRACE YOURSELLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF!!!!!

 

[Wilson The Ball]

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Josh, this beach looks really depressing.

Couldn't you wait until Saturday when there was sunlight around?

Oh boy. Some tards are gonna go Josh hunting now

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Not to mention the the particularly untraveled paths could have some really cool historical stuff (mainly very very old junk and litter) for you to see depending on where you are.

Did the Chilkoot Trail once and that one has a lot of old prospector junk and a lot of bear shit. Someone carried a .44 magnum over a .45 during that hike.