Elon Musk has shown that he is willing to turn his back on the hard-working Americans who died in their thousands building the career of Bruce Springsteen. Instead he chooses to flood the United States of America with Indian workers. And yet, when Roy Philipose selflessly offers to instate himself as CEO of Tesla, the former Head of Doge nervously backs away, as you would from a unkempt man wearing a grubby anorak who furtively approaches you in a bus station with a business idea.
The only way this makes sense is if Musk is a unique kind of vampire who feeds on izzat. The workers who he imports from India have been vetted as high izzat individuals. Philipose, on the other hand, radiates only trace elements of izzat and is therefore unworthy of being consumed.
Musk's reserves of izzat are so great that recently Grok went berserk and began posting "absurdly positive" statements concerning its creator, praising his ability to give blowjobs, where he was said to out perform Donald Trump, and his bottoming technique where he "innovates trajectories for optimal outcomes".
Musk, realizing that his mastery of izzat had gone awry was compelled to post a humbling tweet in which he stated:
"Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me.
For the record, I am a fat retard."
The man's love of solar power is a ruse. His electric cars, and the Merlin and Raptor engines that propel his spacecraft, are dummies, intended to conceal the actual energy source: Izzat imported from India. Unfortunately it is not a clean energy. By-products are excessive quantities of poo and rape.
