"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

High Tea said:
Peetz criteria for a woman:
  • Can't believe in biology
  • Dick ok
  • No conservatives
  • No outdoorsy or athletic people. You have to be sedentary and an indoor person.
  • Doesn't care about looks, but must be attractive
  • Cuddler
  • Good conversationalist
  • No kids or want kids in the future
  • Doesn't need to have the same interests but must like his favorite Japanese movies
  • No dog people. Must love cats.
  • Assertive
What a sales pitch! - Would never go anywhere, apathetic to whether he puts his dick in a vagina or he's reamed from behind, a grown man afraid of dogs (couldn't protect you) and liking his favorite movies is a deal breaker.
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And when you break up, he'll tell the Internet that he used to bone you on the regular. But not anymore.
 
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NotYourMom said:
Pretty sure null already attended schizo court this morning.
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I'm late, but I'm half an hour into this schizo interview and just realized that Harvey Weinstein is still alive, it's Jeffery Epstein who is dead, so the delusion actually seems LESS crazy now.
 
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This is a lot of fucking work I hope the GUMROAD TRUE & HONEST FANS will appreciate it.


Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Talk more about fat idiots and less about ex-soviet disputed lands. No one gives a shit about Molvania or Trannynistra or any of that.
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Your aversion to real-world information is noted and discarded.
 
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Some internet history, as I'm pretty surprised @Null had never heard of this.

For those wondering, the phrase "Don't touch the p**p" originates from SomethingAwful. It was originally used for observing retards online so as not to disrupt the natural flow of cowdom. Early SA had a number of boards devoted to following weirdos online, from some dude who was convinced he was married to princess peach, to the discovery of CWC.

It has morphed over time and has been adopted by their Troons (originally a portmanteau of Tranny and Goon when the Tranny conquest of SA first began) to brigade reddit threads with down/upvotes. "Don't touch the p**p" in this context is said to avoid posting in threads where spooky scary people with bad opinions might lurk. It is still a rule in reddit's tranny janny SRS community.

Tl;dr anyone who uses it unironically now is almost certainly a migrant from Reddit or post-collapse SomethingAwful and should be killed
 
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Something occurred to me recently. This thing with Ralph where he is so fucking terrified of becoming a joke has to be recent. Because back when the unholy alliance between the PPP crowd and the spic discord were riding on the JCaesar train, dragging out a several-week joke to the tune of half a year, he showed up to the non-fight with Andy Warski dressed as Julius Caesar. On camera. He couldn't have been that scared back then, so what's changed between then and now? There's the demon babies and his nigger tier relationship escapades but I don't quite get how exactly this plays into being terrified of people on the internet making fun of you.

Peetz is straight but such a pushover and so embedded in left-wing sensibilities that literal trannies will successfully bully him into turning gay.
 
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He cannot be stopped said:
Something occurred to me recently. This thing with Ralph where he is so fucking terrified of becoming a joke has to be recent. Because back when the unholy alliance between the PPP crowd and the spic discord were riding on the JCaesar train, dragging out a several-week joke to the tune of half a year, he showed up to the non-fight with Andy Warski dressed as Julius Caesar. On camera. He couldn't have been that scared back then, so what's changed between then and now? There's the demon babies and his nigger tier relationship escapades but I don't quite get how exactly this plays into being terrified of people on the internet making fun of you.
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This is utter speculation, but I think the divorce shook him up pretty bad. He has probably always had some level of personal insecurity, but I think losing his marriage made him much more vulnerable and sensitive about personal slights. I'm sure the fact that his income and his public reputation are gradually decaying is eating at him as well, but I think Nora leaving him was a fatal blow to Ralph's ego that he still hasn't recovered from.
 
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