"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Weeb Slinger]

In the fragrant, sun-dappled realm of mythology, where good and evil are absolutes, a unicorn, upon sighting a maiden, would feel compelled to rest its head in her lap, at which point the noble beast would fall under her control, presumably until she either surrendered her maidenhead, or had it taken from her by brigands.

Meanwhile, in the deviant mirror universe of the Internet, where everything that is good and pure is soiled and corrupted, a paedophile horse woman, overcome by shart stench, crumbles head-first into the grotesque crotch-folds of a mouth-sore-ridden, four-uddered ogre, and is immediately compelled to surrender control over her social media and possibly also her finances.

Ralph's transformation from loud and obnoxious, morbidly obese American stereotype, to some kind of bestial, barely-human cryptid is a story worthy of the attention of Ovid. I can scarcely believe that, in 2022, we are watching a metamorphosis unfold that is equal to any of the Greek myths.

PPP, who I do find entertaining, missed his true calling as the ringmaster of a travelling show, touring the Wild West. The frequent tarring and featherings would have kept him and his idiot man-child companion, Andrew Warski, warm on the prairie, and earned them the status of proto furries, that would have seen their lives celebrated on Tumblr, one-hundred or so years hence.

 

[Null]

I think the funniest part of the stream was when he was attacking PPP about the payment processor and then admitted his payment processor is Russian lmao. You know I wouldn't have an issue with that normally but it is a bit hard to get behind now that we are currently in a soft war with the Russians.

It's a business with financial incentives to not fuck with its customer base. Even if there was some mass leak, it's not going to be directed abuse like with Stream Payments. It's lofty generalized concerns about Russian anything vs. literally funneling user data through people you fucking hate and who hate you and who have both financial and personal incentive to destroy you and all of your fans.

 

[BSV]

I love your phony fun facts josh. Have you heard about Tyskland, Allemagne, or Niemcy (немцы) ? I guess you haven't

 

[Null]

I love your phony fun facts josh. Have you heard about Tyskland, Allemagne, or Niemcy (немцы) ? I guess you haven't

all those names suck, even in russian it's fucking gyermani

 

[Fools Idol]

People who are concerned with their personal information leaking or being used shouldn't be sending any of these people (Null included) or companies any money though a payment processor. If you must then I'm sure Null, PPP, Jim, etc will all happily accept crypto.

 

[Wodanaz]

I think the funniest part of the stream was when he was attacking PPP about the payment processor and then admitted his payment processor is Russian lmao. You know I wouldn't have an issue with that normally but it is a bit hard to get behind now that we are currently in a soft war with the Russians.

yeah I would prefer an american company that would shut me down just for existing without the correct opinions. especially one that had connections to the federal government of the country in which I reside, therefore providing an easy way to fatten the personal citizen profile on me that doubtless already exists.

 

[Retink]

Niemcy (немцы) ?

Wouldn't it be NiemtsE as that's a "ts" symbol and not an "s" symbol in vodka zombie speak?

 

[scallion]

Congrats on the sneedforo progress

 

[onitheif]

You probably don't care about MMOs but this billboard drama is pretty funny.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/final-fantasy-xiv-kiwi-free-company.31663/page-355#post-12351783

I couldnt stay with FFXIV, got too dull, WoW is the same, but atleast WoTLK will be fun, hated the wrath boom

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

Null ranting about PewDiePie abandoning his country and not having children was a weird moment of a man screaming at a mirror.

 

[onitheif]

Jesus, and I thought World of Warcraft had issues with degeneracy. I guess the company that runs Final Fantasy pretty much set themselves up for that when they put animal-eared girls with skimpy clothes in a game full of weeaboos.

Furries and weebs MMO, thats all it is, and no real socializing. And it makes the old wow server moonguard look tame

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Null ranting about PewDiePie abandoning his country and not having children was a weird moment of a man screaming at a mirror.

Not really. Pewbs has everything he needs and more to start a family and live comfortably and safely in his homeland. Last I checked, our dear errverrlord was broke, villainized by the west and probably single. Even one of those three things is enough to make having kids a retard move.

 

[HatredOfScissors]

A lot of sperging this episode but one great takeaway we can all now acknowledge and agree on is that troons have a castration fetish

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Listen Japan is bad because it just is okay.
Anime is gay and uhhh I dunno Pearl harbour

 

[northstar747]

I remember PPP going off to Jim about NP2 and null protecting Dick. Only to listen to Null publicly break up with dick on his own fucking show.

Any chance of Josh and PPP to have a nice chat about it, maybe on the kill stream? lol

 

[Danone]

You know, two things have become clear to me. Either Jersh is a really bitter old man that hasn't been able to cope and sneed with his past or he just forgot to take his meds today. Or both.

Also, is it safe to assume that "LOWER CASE I IN iNTERNET" has been added to his repertoire of iconic quirks?

 

[Disheveled Human]

The stream was good because the Jap take was based, people seem pissed off about it but every thing jawsh said was 100% true.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

all those names suck, even in russian it's fucking gyermani

It's even ألمانيا (al'maniah) in Arabic and Alemania in Spanish.

You have this supremely Amerimutt tendency to declare something trivial yet flase definitively as a fact and double down when people point out it's false, and not only that, but use said opinions masquerading as facts to explain yet another thing or concept you do not understand. In the age of information this is cringe at best and shows a niggerish lack of humility and restraint at worst.

Overall though, based and entertaining stream aside from the PPP (Payment Processor Plaint) bit. I also agree with most of your points about Japan and the people who worship it.

 

[buying gf]

What's the intro song, I Sneed it

 

[HatredOfScissors]

josh won...