"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Someone superchatted about Patrick Tomlinson getting laughed at on a fairly big radio show, I made the post about it on the pig's thread. it's 4 minutes of normies reacting to Pat and immediately hating his guts, having zero sympathy for the swattings and even saying they want to swat him themselves.

Didn't occur me to post on the community happenings thread or pitch it for MATI when it was fresh, but I think the general KF audience would enjoy corporate radio hosts being so openly vicious against a lolcow.
 
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"Vaginas should be tidy," opined Joshua Moon. "They should not feel like they have been recently inundated by floodwater. They should have labelled draws where you can store important Internet cables."

"Girls are gross," said Nick Fuentes. He picked up his junior hammer and resumed construction on a veranda for their box fort.

Moon began to reel off an enormous list of things on the Internet that he assumed would be better implemented, if it were the case that reality as we knew it was a computer simulation.

"If we live inside a simulation, would it be possible to hack the code and give young, good-looking boys cat ears?" enquired Fuentes.

"If we live inside a simulation, then I hope whoever is playing me either quits, or pays the microtransactions necessary to remove me from my present domestic situation, residing inside a cardboard castle with the aspiring leader of the fourth, fifth and sixth Reichs," said Moon.

He waited for himself to dematerialise but nothing happened.

Leaving the box fort, he wandered to a nearby gas station where he purchased a burger that could be cooked inside a microwave oven. On his way home he was decapitated by a tranny.

As his consciousness dimmed, the 41% achievement flashed before his eyes and he heard the voice of Count Dankula promoting Raid: Shadow Legends.
 
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It's entirely possible that some young, vain muslim genuinely wants Chinny as a wife solely because she's very pale and very fat with the added bonus that she's desperate to gain a man's approval. There's a cultural thing in some middle eastern countries among the men there where obesity and fair skin (especially on a wife) are signs of wealth, since that much food is expensive and having fair skin means you're not out walking and toiling in the sun. Both of those have been a thing in many many countries in olden times and a lot of them keep that sentiment today. The fair skin thing not only means they're rich enough not to have to work outside, but that they can afford covered transportation, can afford parasols which used to be expensive, have more desirable genes, and you can tell without having to look more closely that they're clean rather than smeared with dirt. Based on appearance alone, Chantal is a veritable trophy wife in those places. Having a trophy wife like that before age 40 is a really big deal to a lot of guys.

I can't remember exactly how it goes, but there's an enduring example of this in the form of kind of an old joke.
sandnib1: What is your idea of a perfectly happy life?
sandnib2: A big [car], a big house and an even bigger wife.

Looming heart disease aside, I say good for her if that guy is treating her that way all of the time and not just luring her and putting on a show. I don't like her and she's not a good person, but wishing an abusive asshole on her would just be way too out there. Maybe she can start to recover from all of the other bullshit and begin the process of settling down and getting her shit together.
 
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Wodanaz said:
in the middle of the site going down a few weeks ago, I stumbled on this gem of a twitter user who keeps insisting that even though his mother's maiden name is moon, he is NOT related to you AT ALL, and in fact goes so far as to insist that YOU stole HIS name, because yours was originally potter, or whatever.
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Also just realized he has a thread here already, though he hasn't been mentioned in the mati thread yet so it might be something interesting to look into.
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I doubt it, he’s probably has some in the dms
 
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On Peltola, Begich, and Palin, Alaska has ranked choice voting and open primaries. Everyone, regardless of party, can vote in the primary. Top 4 vote getters go to the general. If nobody gets more than 51%, than the last place vote getters votes transfer to their 2nd ranking.

Peltola is looking to win but we won't know for a couple weeks. She won the special election because enough Republicans didn't rank. It's a better system and all states should do it.
 
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Null reviewing Genderblob and Tranny dating profiles was pretty fucking Kino- not gonna lie.

Pretty much every single "mainstream" dating website is riddled with profiles like that nowadays- especially if they're free.

The life hack to using online dating is finding a dating website that specifically caters to a particular religious or ethnic demographic you belong do and being willing to pay for membership in it. I found my fiance that way and life for us has been very good.
 
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