"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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However, as you might expect, the D&D community is full of autists who don't understand social cues or know how to play those social games. So when they didn't get meaningful, genuine answers to their questions, the YouTubers chimped out and derailed the summit, forcing Wizards to do damage control in real time.
It doesn't help that Wizards is now run by a bunch of dishonest banker types. They are trying to squeeze Genshin Impact-level money out of a tabletop hobby game, and that kind of money just isn't in the Dungeons and Dragons community. It's a community that makes loads of custom content and usually puts it out for free or just enough money to cover operating costs. They are more likely to raid bits bins or 3d-print their own miniatures than pay $60 for a 3" resin minifigure, and people will take pride in the unique creation they made even if it's of poorer quality because it's theirs.

They are also people who sat down and thought, "Y'know, I could just play a video game with my friends that will know all the rules and implement them unerringly, leaving us to simply play the game, or my friends and I could decide to pour over literal tomes of rules, elect one of us as a referee, then sit around and argue with our hopefully-benevolent tyrant whenever there is a an issue with the pen and paper rules that needs debugging, and the dopamine reward for all of this is to update our miniature spreadsheet when our characters level up." And they decided to do the latter.

They tried buttering up a clique of amateur lawyers and accountants, and not only that, they had absolutely nothing of substance to distract them from the elephant in the room that is the OGL debacle everyone is still pissed at them for a few months prior. What else were they supposed to talk about at the summit if the PR guy they had knew nothing substantive about the product he was there to push?

According to that video, the corporate guy was very actively talking to the influencers to ask them all what was wrong with their approach and what they could do better in the future, but I guarantee nothing will come out of it. Even if that guy is being genuine and reports back to the executives with what they told him, if they use the feedback at all it will only be to manipulate people into thinking they're approaching things differently. Nothing will actually change. What's more likely is they will not invite those influencers back and opt for more docile influencers who will just tongue their asshole no matter what slop they present to them. They bought D&D because they want an absolute monopoly over tabletop roleplaying. They aren't interested in the hobby, they probably hate the hobby and think it's just a bunch of sweaty losers spending a friday throwing chunks of plastic around a table doing nothing productive, but they have money and the corporation wants to extract it from them.
 
I will be digging into the archives to listen to while I do some boring work later. Are there any older (mid 2022 or earlier) episodes people regard as particularly good or their favorite?
 
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I will be digging into the archives to listen to while I do some boring work later. Are there any older (mid 2022 or earlier) episodes people regard as particularly good or their favorite?
Shmorky is pretty good for a person stream. A lot of the person streams are a great way to basically get the gist of a thread, although Null will get things wrong not every lolcow can be like Chantal to him. JCM archive has a lot of the 2018-2021 stuff. I really don't know if anyone has a complete video archive because things get shoah'd pretty regularly because some jobless neet will report shit.

I know someone had all of the stream.me shit at some point, but whoever that was on YouTube got axed prior to Keffals. I think there was even the Ralph Charity stream he was present somewhere at some point.
 
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Yer… shit like this is why I wanted to tell the fun fact here. If I drop that fact in a bar or out with friends, everyone just says “geee you sure do know a lot about having a small pecker.“ and then I get IRL bullied, that’s like cyber bullying x1000!
Then nobody wants to talk about the fun historical fact with me and instead everyone wants to speculate about the size of my mayonnaise dispenser.

I just like history (:_(
Some / many of the big swingers would have died off from frostbite related dick injuries after the migration to Northern latitudes, unable to continue their genetic line (due to being dickless from frostbite or dead from frostbitten dick injury). I can easily see nature selecting dick size genetics in such a way.
 
Some / many of the big swingers would have died off from frostbite related dick injuries after the migration to Northern latitudes, unable to continue their genetic line (due to being dickless from frostbite or dead from frostbitten dick injury). I can easily see nature selecting dick size genetics in such a way.
My guy, you know they had cloths and furs right?

This post smells like it was typed by Melanated hands…
 
I will be digging into the archives to listen to while I do some boring work later. Are there any older (mid 2022 or earlier) episodes people regard as particularly good or their favorite?
Most of the 2021 streams are quite good. Buck Breaking.zip is a great episode in particular.
Overall the quality of MATI stays pretty consistent from the time the streams switch from a person stream every week to "hump day" ~2019-05-15. Not every show is the best but there's usually a nugget or two even if it's a downer show.
MATI is based off a good resource for material to cover with a unique host and lack of guests means no guests can ruin the show. Podcasts are easy to make yet so many podcasts fail two of those three qualities, which is why the market is so flooded with absolute dogshit.

There's so many podcasts and it's next to impossible to find any worth listening to. Most of the ones I bear through have bunches of bad episodes because of insufferable guests or the host(s) prattling about their worthless opinions on stuff that's not even the topic of the show. I.e. the Office Ladies podcast wasted time on a big episode with the creator of the Office in studio to talk about how to fry bull testicles while one of the host's audio was fucked up. I really questioned if it was worth listening to over every other "If You Give a Noun a Podcast about X Pop Culture Trash" shows out there.
Nobody cares that you're the most virtuous feminist out there who knows how to recite wikipedia, Jenna.
 
I will be digging into the archives to listen to while I do some boring work later. Are there any older (mid 2022 or earlier) episodes people regard as particularly good or their favorite?
Most of the 2021 streams are quite good. Buck Breaking.zip is a great episode in particular.

Agreed, the Buck Breaking stream is hilarious, rewatched it this week. Also, rewatched the Mama June stream which was suprisingly comfy. A lot of the early 2021 streams have some hilarious Chantal bits in them (Chantal shitting in 2 directions while vomiting in a strangers bathroom got me good).
 
Ralph decided to talk about Ade's meth habit and how much he rawdogged her, despite the fact she has a court order against her.

He then grovels for two minutes begging her not to do anything and apologizing for telling jokes about her. Not very Ralphamale I would have thought...

Gunt talking about Ade by rhyming her name with "raid".
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He then brags about cumming inside her. He sort of realizes he messed up by then claiming he was talking about a maid after he called her a bitch.
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Starts laughing as he slowly realizes he mentioned her by name and mocked her and then begs for her to let it slide just a few minutes later.
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I will be digging into the archives to listen to while I do some boring work later. Are there any older (mid 2022 or earlier) episodes people regard as particularly good or their favorite?
https://odysee.com/@kiwifarmsarchive:c/france-fbi-forensics-and-f-mad-at-the:2
This one is hilarious. First some frog faggot sends josh a bunch of whiny emails about nazis, then he calls some retard scamming company called digital forensics that tries to get anonymous people to contact them so they can sue the anons. What a retarded world.
 
Just because of the news that the dude who leaked the Ukraine stuff leaked it from a group called “Thug Shaker General”, I think something worth a mention by @Null for Friday’s stream is a new thread that has been created on a lolcow by the name of “Dreamybull”.

Of course I highly recommend reading his thread to get a full overview, and for the hilarious trolling clips contained within (which, for reasons that will become obvious, will need to be censored if you decide to play them on stream), and because it is what I am sourcing for the rest of my post. Here is the cliff notes version of the OP:

-”Dreamybull”, real name Perrell Laquarius Brown, is a gay* black pornstar turned meme.

-I put an asterisk next to “gay” because despite shoving every phallic object know to man (and even some non-phallic objects) up his anus, he insists he is straight, presumably because he has a wife and because he has never actually had sex with a man.

-His memes are clips of his exaggerated orgasms taken from his videos, and used either in the form of ironic humor, or as a way to troll people.

-These memes, along with other clips of gay black men doing fruity things, form a larger meme known as “Thugposting”.

-Said trolling takes the form of tricking unwitting people into watching Dreamybull fuck himself, usually by making the video look like something else before playing a clip.

-One of the highest forms of trolling is “Zoom Bombing”, which is a troll hacking into a Zoom meeting and playing a Dreamybull clip at full blast (Of which multiple hilarious examples can be found in the OP).

-One of the highest profile cases of trolling with his clips is when trolls Zoom bombed a preliminary hearing in the criminal proceedings of some nignog rapper named “Young Thug” (most likely targeted because of his name).

-Another high profile case of trolling was when Twitch streamer and fellow nigger lolcow Ishowspeed was trolled by tricking him into playing one of Dreamybull’s porn clips on stream.

-After the Young Thug incident Perrell spoke out about his meme status, saying that he was “blocking the trolls” and that he was concerned his keedz would be shown his porn (related, I feel really bad for his children, we all know niglets get bullied if other niglets find out they mama got an OnlyFans, so I can’t even imagine how it is when they find out their DAD is the one making porn).

-Some shit about him scamming people or something idk

-Oh, he also did scat porn :cryblood:


All in all, I think this young Buckie has some potential as a thread, even though most of the ”””””milk””””” comes from his memes and not from the man himself, although if it were not for his “”””””””milk”””””””” then there would be nothing to begin with if ya catch my drift :smug:.
 
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