"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
it's a reference to him being infatuated with Jinx.

My main was very obvious.
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When Tahm Kench came out, his ability set made me so uncomfortable I stopped playing League. Eventually I decided to get over it by playing him myself, and he quickly became my go-to as support. Unfortunately, the last time I played him, he was ruined.
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A fucking man of taste. YOU CANT BENCH-THE-KENCH!!

Until they fucking did, like 6 times. I stopped playing after the 6th nerf and I think they launched that fat black woman with the tentacles. I noped out.
 
Null said:
it's a reference to him being infatuated with Jinx.

My main was very obvious.
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When Tahm Kench came out, his ability set made me so uncomfortable I stopped playing League. Eventually I decided to get over it by playing him myself, and he quickly became my go-to as support. Unfortunately, the last time I played him, he was ruined.
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Some jigaboos like crazy girls. I don’t get it either.
 
JackoVerde said:
comments are turned off of course
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can this be included in the next MATI
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In reality, the kid would've replied, "Dad, I was fucking memeing. Stop being a crusty old Boomer. Also, were you going through my phone? Did you seriously drive me up to a synagogue to talk to me about this?"

I think the ratio of people who post "Hitler was right/Hitler did nothing wrong" as a joke compared to the people who genuinely mean it is somewhere in the 10,000:1 range. Only spergs on /pol/ and the Daily Stormer say that shit unironically.
 
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Ice Gun Ninja said:
Sam Hyde indirectly responds to NULL's criticism.
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Look how totally not mad he is that people who aren't weird coomers don't like hearing chewing sounds. It's okay guys it's ironic. What a pathetic faggot. Imagine erecting such unassailable walls around yourself to deflect literally anything.
 
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Wodanaz said:
Look how totally not mad he is that people who aren't weird coomers don't like hearing chewing sounds. It's okay guys it's ironic. What a pathetic faggot. Imagine erecting such unassailable walls around yourself to deflect literally anything.
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someone send him a remix of his videos wherever he's eating it's overlaid with chantal just going to town
 
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Ice Gun Ninja said:
Sam Hyde indirectly responds to NULL's criticism.
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I am shocked by the amount of people that are willing to throw money at Sam Hyde for producing an intentionally-bad, intentionally-low-effort stream. I tried listening to one of his streams in full just once and it was such a tedious, uninteresting slog that I stopped watching his content altogether. There's probably thousands of hours of content on his gumroad at this point but really only about 3 to 4 hours of content worth listening to in all of it.
Wodanaz said:
It's okay guys it's ironic. What a pathetic faggot. Imagine erecting such unassailable walls around yourself to deflect literally anything.
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I've talked to people like that in real life and it's exasperating. Everything's a joke and ironic, and even if you try to play along it then becomes a race to the bottom to become so ironic there's no way it's a joke, which it innevitably is a joke. It's like some weird game of one-upmanship where if someone finally understands the real you you've lost somehow.
 
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Maverick Vile said:
I am shocked by the amount of people that are willing to throw money at Sam Hyde for producing an intentionally-bad, intentionally-low-effort stream. I tried listening to one of his streams in full just once and it was such a tedious, uninteresting slog that I stopped watching his content altogether. There's probably thousands of hours of content on his gumroad at this point but really only about 3 to 4 hours of content worth listening to in all of it.

I've talked to people like that in real life and it's exasperating. Everything's a joke and ironic, and even if you try to play along it then becomes a race to the bottom to become so ironic there's no way it's a joke, which it innevitably is a joke. It's like some weird game of one-upmanship where if someone finally understands the real you you've lost somehow.
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“”””“Intentionally bad”””””
Irony was a mistake.
 
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I know Null has been forced against his will to read off Dungeons & Dragons news in recent streams, and I'm here to offer another brief news item. If you're completely uninterested, feel free to ignore, but I see this as less "incomprehensible D&D nerd shit" and more "massive company gets its shit kicked in by the very autists it courted."

In brief, here is what happened on April 3:

Wizards of the Coast, subsidiary of Hasbro and owner of Dungeons & Dragons, held a "creator summit" event to talk about some of their upcoming plans with prominent YouTubers. Most people understand these are meant to be shill events where you get wined and dined and marketed to and handed a packet of talking points for your audience. It's corpo bullshit, enjoy your swag bag and pretend to care. However, as you might expect, the D&D community is full of autists who don't understand social cues or know how to play those social games. So when they didn't get meaningful, genuine answers to their questions, the YouTubers chimped out and derailed the summit, forcing Wizards to do damage control in real time.

Think of it like if Apple held a big reveal event and got booed by all the journalists. Or the Diablo "do you guys not have phones?" debacle.

In greater detail:

The primary thing Wizards wanted to promote at this event was their upcoming virtual tabletop for playing D&D on computers. Virtual tabletops are not a new concept, but they want to create a fully integrated, fully monetized experience that no one else can compete with. This was part of the reason for the OGL uproar that happened in January, when Wizards/Hasbro tried to nullify a 20-year-old binding license agreement that allowed third parties to sell D&D-compatible content. They don't want other virtual tabletops to offer people alternatives. They want all the players integrated, and all the money. They have poured 300 million dollars into this project, and it must succeed.

At the summit, they showed it off again and of course it looks quite nice, Unreal 5 and all that. One YouTuber asked about the pricing structure, how much are things going to cost, what sort of things are going to be sold, and they deflected. "That's a question for the business department, not me." Someone else asked what kind of specs would be required for this nice-looking software, and they said they didn't have it pinned down yet. Creators pointed out that with it looking as good as it does and running on a custom Alienware machine, it could turn out prohibitive to stream alongside it. The Wizards rep acted as if this was brand new, mindblowing information and said they'd have to take that into account now that it had been revealed to them.

At this point, one creator sperged out and gave them a dressing-down for several minutes, more-or-less saying "if you're not going to tell us anything about your upcoming product, then why the fuck are we here?" Others took this as a sign that the vibe in the room had changed, and the audience turned on them, taking the opportunity to start asking hard questions about other things. Ways that Wizards was running the business poorly and ruining D&D. The hosts stammered and struggled and tried to deflect. Everyone wanted to talk about the January OGL debacle. Wizards of the Coast actually held a poll among everyone at the summit asking whether everyone wanted to see more cool new announcements, or get into the weeds about the OGL controversy, and unanimously everyone agreed they wanted to have a sincere talk about how shitty they've been recently as a corporation. It was a trainwreck of a conference.

Ultimately this is their own fault for completely misjudging the kind of people who cover the tabletop gaming industry, and expecting to be able to hold a light, breezy PR event like other companies do without any pushback.

Some news sources talking about the failed event:

https://gamerant.com/dungeons-and-dragons-creator-summit-wizards-of-the-coast-roast/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DpVRshElHA
 
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Look what NULL did
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Ice Gun Ninja said:
There is. Or at least was. Site's not loading the first clip for me. Others have commented what sam said so I guess there is sound.
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Must be something on my end, I went to the stream vod to find the part. I just started laughing especially when someone said Josh in chat lol

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Wodanaz said:
Look how totally not mad he is that people who aren't weird coomers don't like hearing chewing sounds.
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It took me a day to realize you were referencing mukbang. In my defense, realizing that right away would only bring suspicion down on my head.
 
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