"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Alabama Gamer said:
Re: Josh's exposition on the removal of racemixing from D&D which he facetiously asserted was for eugenics reasons: one of the coolest minor bits of Pathfinder lore is that out in the middle of the planet's equivalent of the North Sea there is an island owned by a dragon who is running a eugenics commune. I'm serious, that is explicitly the purpose of the island, that this dragon wants to breed a master race of humans. In First Edition lore, this was made all the cooler by the fact that they never attempted to explain why the dragon was doing this. He's just doing benevolent eugenics for mysterious purposes. Of course, in Second Edition they gave him a motivation, which, while it otherwise would have been cool, detracted from the air of mystery. He found an Elf Stargate (yes, those are a thing, in Pathfinder elves are ayylmaos who came to the planet via magic Stargates) with an incarnation of the evil god of dragons trapped inside. He worked out that the only way to banish the incarnation for good was a mass sacrifice of a bunch of "perfect souls". The island is his attempt to breed "perfect souls" so he can sacrifice them to save the world from the evil dragon god.
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Still not as disappointing as the ending to Tyrants Grasp.
 
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Null's little diatribe about 4chan not ackchyually being uhnonemoose smacks of his retarded obsession with blockland and xenforo.

Dunno how else to say this but literally no site other than this one analyzes posting styles as much. If I call someone on /v/ a nigger you're not gonna be able to track me if/when I call someone a nigger on /k/ or /fa/ or /out/ or fucking /trash/.
 
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Flag for Jersh's next flag review

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Bruh, this shit ever going to post in the RSS? First, there was last week's episode being the week prior post-crash, and now it's Sunday, and there's no Friday episode.
 
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Col said:
Null everyday pippa does something to give you more evidence that she a positive influence on the vtubers.
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Vtuber faggotry aside, it's shocking that those limp wristed homos at ubisoft tried to mock their real life enemies with a song lampooning them and instead wrote the a song their enemies love. Dumb idiots. Self determination and the right to bear arms against tyrants will always be fucking cool.
 
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Disgusting Furry said:
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Funny you clipped this exact part, just wanted to drop some hate facts about greek smol-pp statues. Big PP were considered "Vulgar and Barbaric" and smol PP was "a badge of the highest culture and a paragon of civilization".

A personal theory I also have but cant find any proof is that smol pp was good for the Olympics since they used to do it nude.

Anyway, looking forward to the 100ft marble statue with a 110ft silver dong, maybe it can wrap around the museum of Chris Chan.
 
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Uncle Ben's said:
Null's little diatribe about 4chan not ackchyually being uhnonemoose smacks of his retarded obsession with blockland and xenforo.

Dunno how else to say this but literally no site other than this one analyzes posting styles as much. If I call someone on /v/ a nigger you're not gonna be able to track me if/when I call someone a nigger on /k/ or /fa/ or /out/ or fucking /trash/.
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no each n word will just be saved in the "anon-to-fed" database and when you say one thing that's a toe too far the feds will swoop in and use each n word post as an additional charge like when they give cops a guilty verdict for each bullet they put in a perp.

but please. keep posting until they drag you out of your mother's basement in shackles. we'll all miss you.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Funny you clipped this exact part, just wanted to drop some hate facts about greek smol-pp statues. Big PP were considered "Vulgar and Barbaric" and smol PP was "a badge of the highest culture and a paragon of civilization".
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I'm pretty sure this is also where the BBC meme comes from. Blacks were stereotyped as having larger than average penises in an effort to denigrate them by implying that they're completely unable to control their sexual desires in contrast to the white man with a normal sized penis. The stereotype just didn't go away when the times changed and being bigger became seen as better.
 
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Before he mentioned penis, I was picturing something more like the giant Jesus statue in Brazil
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Also, the explanation/theory I've heard about why the Greeks made their statue penises small was because men in high stress, physical situations, such as battle, have their blood rush away from their penises and into every other part of the body, particularly the brain. Like the reverse of sexual arousal. But I don't have a penis so I don't know if that makes actual sense.
 
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Lurkbot Prime said:
I'm pretty sure this is also where the BBC meme comes from. Blacks were stereotyped as having larger than average penises in an effort to denigrate them by implying that they're completely unable to control their sexual desires in contrast to the white man with a normal sized penis. The stereotype just didn't go away when the times changed and being bigger became seen as better.
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I didn't know dicklets coping had such a long and rich history. The more you learn!
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I didn't know dicklets coping had such a long and rich history. The more you learn!
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Yer… shit like this is why I wanted to tell the fun fact here. If I drop that fact in a bar or out with friends, everyone just says “geee you sure do know a lot about having a small pecker.“ and then I get IRL bullied, that’s like cyber bullying x1000!
Then nobody wants to talk about the fun historical fact with me and instead everyone wants to speculate about the size of my mayonnaise dispenser.

I just like history (:_(
 
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