"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Torta Hermit]

I like how all the cheese sperging has covered up the horrifying revelation that Null drinks hot sauce like it is soda. Truly disgusting.

Having said that, you can't beat some edam, wensleydale, brie, blue cheeses, stilton. Pair with a good wine or hot sauce and you're in for a great time.

 

[Null]

It's literally gasoline for your body, stop being fat and eating gourmet fatness. Stop being fat and eating goyslop. Disgusting

/pol/tards like you are why we can't have nice things. Goyslop is such a great term for the shit food most retards eat, which is so bad for them it literally clouds their mind and makes it so they can barely do anything besides work on tasks prescribed by government for sustenance.

Instead, you, being a /pol/tard faggot, takes it to mean any food you don't like. Fine dining that is literally the opposite of 'slop'? Locally grown produce, meat, and dairy that doesn't go through GLOBOHOMO MEAT PROCESSING, INC for USDA approval? Goyslop! Hamburgers from McDonalds? Gasoline for your body!

God I just want to shotgun retards in the fucking face.

 

[Jomi]

If anything, I'd say having an appreciation for a wide variety of actual real cheeses is an indicator of a non-fat.

 

[gildersleeve]

I feel pretty lucky to live in the area I do. A rural community. Lots of choice in terms of locally grown food. I'm even able to get yak meat (occasionally, it's not a huge herd) which is amazing for stews. Once my mother gets the goats going again I'll have consistent milk to make different types of goat cheese. The Mennonites in the area sell an amazing soft cheese packaged in olive oil, Marinated Labneh. Great on crackers or toasted rye with some balsamic. Due to where I live it's made me consider raising a herd of Rhea birds once I get property and selling to some restaurants in the area. The meats great and has a similar taste to beef fat. It's also red as opposed to white in comparison other bird meats. Mushroom hunting is good in the area too. Lobsters, porcini's, morels, corals, puffballs and lions mane. Freinds and I go every season. Huntings good too. Elk, Deer (mule and whitetail) and the occasional moose if you have the tag. Saves on the grocery bill each year.

I'm babbling. But at least in my area its not all cheddar and sadness. I don't yet have the income to eat entirely locally. But I will in the next few years. Can't wait.

 

[waffle]

Null what in the fuck do you call a "city" and have you ever lived in the rural US? Most people who live on a farm drive an hour out of the way for everything, and a lot are heavily reliant on bulk purchases and mail order.

I think this is also a regional thing. Here the truly "small towns" don't have a Walmart. They have a dollar general and/or a small chan or mom and pop grocery store, but those places are mosty for incidentals and broke-asses who only want processed cheese product

 

[UCT]

As a American I can truthfully say I’ve never had Government Cheese and honestly I didn’t even know that was a real thing outside of jokes black people made. Also American Kraft Cheese is shit and if you enjoy it I legitimately think less of you as a person.

Seriously though I don’t shop at Walmart, we just go to the Harris Teeter and mine isn’t located anywhere near a big city. The city I live in is one of those nice ones where they have a cool old time feeling Main Street area. Walmarts in my area are specifically for blacks and the really poor, only ever go in when I’m looking for packs of Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards or things you can’t get at the other store. Also Josh you lived in New York and you aren’t going to talk about Wegmans? When I lived in upstate NY those places were the fucking best, had the best Asiago Bagels.

 

[Harm]

Fairly certain Patrick Tomlinson uses a combination of automation or copy/pasted responses alongside manually typed tweets as indicated by times where he's sent his iconic "enjoy prison, stalker" tweets to sympathetic replies. I'd assumed it was some impressions farming scheme or advanced victim complex.

Anyways, the only real cheese is 1989 Velveeta.

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

Group of trans students made a mockery of a final debate club by refusing to debate the topic that was on the order for debate. They were crowned champions for their "bravery and courage". Not sure when this debate occurred saw a link in another thread and was archiving it and it seemed to fit here more than there.

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Metokur did a video about 10 years ago on college level debate being dead and gay. Debate was ruined by socio-economic factors long before troons got their gigantic hands on it.

 

[SargonF00t]

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That video is so fucking revolting.

I saw it for the first time a few days ago and I can't get the horror of it out of my mind and I find myself thinking about that awful pattie, at least 4 or 5 times a day.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Just finished the cheese rant in the most recent MATI episode. If you’re lucky enough to live near an Amish enclave, you can actually get good country cheese. They also pickle just about anything you can imagine.

Self sufficient communities will also do well when the supply chain breaks down. Whole Foods are going to be picked clean by niggers the second it hits the fan.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

Metokur did a video about 10 years ago on college level debate being dead and gay. Debate was ruined by socio-economic factors long before troons got their gigantic hands on it.

Ah yes.
Remember, kids: Huffing your incoherent bix-nooding into a microphone passes as sound reasoning and argumentation nowadays.
At least in the hallowed halls of higher education.

 

[KateHikes14]

/pol/tards like you are why we can't have nice things. Goyslop is such a great term for the shit food most retards eat, which is so bad for them it literally clouds their mind and makes it so they can barely do anything besides work on tasks prescribed by government for sustenance.

Instead, you, being a /pol/tard faggot, takes it to mean any food you don't like. Fine dining that is literally the opposite of 'slop'? Locally grown produce, meat, and dairy that doesn't go through GLOBOHOMO MEAT PROCESSING, INC for USDA approval? Goyslop! Hamburgers from McDonalds? Gasoline for your body!

God I just want to shotgun retards in the fucking face.

I don't care how much jet fuel you put in your f150, it's never gonna fly. You can obsess about retvrning all you want but some innovations are good and they're a severe point of diminishing returns you will experience if your homesteading dreams become more than a larp. Lose an entire crop to pests and tell me how evil pesticides are, work your ass off on artisinal produce and see how much work went into what you could so easily buy at the store for relatively little.

 

[wakaran]

Holy shit this thread smells of fat. Find pleasure in your life in things other than endlessly stuffing your face.
It's literally gasoline for your body, stop being fat and eating gourmet fatness. Stop being fat and eating goyslop. Disgusting

Your cabinets better be full of nothing but white rice and dry beans you quadruple-nigger

 

[KateHikes14]

Your cabinets better be full of nothing but white rice and dry beans you quadruple-nigger

There's a period there intentionally. Gourmet obsessed retards who think foods they can't pronounce are inherently better than foods they can yet are fat negating all benefits of eating healthier, and goyslop McDonald's consoomers whose highest aspirations are netflix binges are both equally subhuman for different reasons.
Though if the goyslop consumer is also fat, they are worse off I suppose.

 

[Unique User Name]

I feel pretty lucky to live in the area I do. A rural community. Lots of choice in terms of locally grown food. I'm even able to get yak meat (occasionally, it's not a huge herd) which is amazing for stews. Once my mother gets the goats going again I'll have consistent milk to make different types of goat cheese. The Mennonites in the area sell an amazing soft cheese packaged in olive oil, Marinated Labneh. Great on crackers or toasted rye with some balsamic. Due to where I live it's made me consider raising a herd of Rhea birds once I get property and selling to some restaurants in the area. The meats great and has a similar taste to beef fat. It's also red as opposed to white in comparison other bird meats. Mushroom hunting is good in the area too. Lobsters, porcini's, morels, corals, puffballs and lions mane. Freinds and I go every season. Huntings good too. Elk, Deer (mule and whitetail) and the occasional moose if you have the tag. Saves on the grocery bill each year.

I'm babbling. But at least in my area its not all cheddar and sadness. I don't yet have the income to eat entirely locally. But I will in the next few years. Can't wait.

Elk, Mule deer and Mennonites? Somewhere near Oklahoma City?

 

[gildersleeve]

Elk, Mule deer and Mennonites? Somewhere near Oklahoma City?

Not even close. But good try.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Not even close. But good try.

White tail too, huh. Great lakes region or Rockies would be my guess.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

@Null
this is the nigger cheese aisle.


this is the white people cheese aisle



they have both cheese sections in every single kroger now. either you never ventured out of the nigger section of the grocery store or they added this since you were last here.

addendum: each kroger ive been to has a slightly different selection of cheeses. i am very partial to a goat brie that ive only seen in the kroger closest to me.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

literally hundreds of coast-loving city-slickers writing me messages about how their obscure chain store not available outside of large cities and only found in certain states has a fucking cheese counter and bakery, when literally every rinky dink piece of shit store in europe has real bread and cheese.

Riiiiiight. Just admit that you're such utter white trash that the only places your momma shopped for groceries were wallyworld and the dollar general. It's not like its a secret, what with you being a no daddy having wigger who cant pronounce basic fucking words.

p.s. yes I obviously know about Publix, but I can't remember their cheese selection, and it's only in the American SE. Generally publix beat the shit out of everything else in quality because it was employee owned and even the little guys had crazy good upwards mobility and had stock options.

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Bullshit, you're the kind of poor white trash who sees the name "Publix" and thinks, "That thar is one o dem gubmint stores where the nigras shop, I aint going in there when theres a perfectly gud Dollar Genrul down de street"

Now get back to guzzling hot sauce and hollandaise ya fat fuck.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

they have these specialty cheese sections in every single kroger now. either you never ventured out of the nigger section of the grocery store or they added this since you were last here.

A lot of the “specialty cheeses” in mainline groceries aren’t that great, they’re often Wisconsin-made knockoffs of better cheese.

Better than the processed shit, I’ll grant, and I’m occasionally surprised by a good find.