"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Forgetful Kiwi said:
Average viewcount today 3200. Was away last week so can't compare to it.

After a minute in. (No intro music)

Rumble: 1712
Odysee: 365
Kick: 160
VK: 10
Total: 2247
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30 min in:

Rumble: 2308
Odysee: 525
Kick: 343
VK: 23
Total: 3199
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1 hour

Rumble: 2564
Odysee: 573
Kick: 366
VK: 26
Total: 3529
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1.5 hour

Rumble: 2677
Odysee: 572
Kick: 351
VK: 24
Total: 3624
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2 hours (superchat segment)

Rumble: 2671
Odysee: 483
Kick: 261
VK: 24
Total: 3439
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Outro song

Rumble: 2479
Odysee: 415
Kick: 240
VK: 27
Total: 3161
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2247+3199+3529+3624+3439+3161 = 19199
19199/6 = 3199.83333333
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It gets harder to count now because a lot of people are using Grayjay, while Telegram doesn't give numbers (I don't think).
 
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davids877 said:
Sorry, we're full.

Also, Tillamook is mostly cheddar, somewhere in the cheese war thread I posted all their current varieties... mostly cheddar.

Also, property taxes. Although not nearly as high as some places.
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What our goalpost shifter in-chief doesn't realize is that cheddar is a highly varied classification with lots of distinct flavours and textures created and sold in lots of western countries with both simple and gourmet recipes, that it isn't any lower quality or less classy than some stinky French mold-ripened cheese you'd consume with wine, that in a modern grocery store cheddar makes up maybe 5-10% of their cheese varietals at most, and that Kraft Singles aren't cheddar cheese and aren't even sold in the same section of the store as the unprocessed cheeses (including my local Kroger and Publix in a small town of just over 4,000, which I'd estimate each sell at least 70-100 types of cheese).

He's also trying to distance himself from his white trash panhandle upbringing by rejecting the only cheese that was available at his tiny local grocery in the late 90s, like a case of the cheese notgays. It's a compensation mechanism.
 
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Troonos said:
What our goalpost shifter in-chief doesn't realize is that cheddar is a highly varied classification with lots of distinct flavours and textures created and sold in lots of western countries with both simple and gourmet recipes, that it isn't any lower quality or less classy than some stinky French mold-ripened cheese you'd consume with wine, that in a modern grocery store cheddar makes up maybe 5-10% of their cheese varietals at most, and that Kraft Singles aren't cheddar cheese and aren't even sold in the same section of the store as the unprocessed cheeses (including my local Kroger and Publix in a small town of just over 4,000, which I'd estimate each sell at least 70-100 types of cheese).

He's also trying to distance himself from his white trash panhandle upbringing by rejecting the only cheese that was available at his tiny local grocery in the late 90s, like a case of the cheese notgays. It's a compensation mechanism.
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That's a lot of words to say "Yellow Play-Doh tasty!"
 
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Troonos said:
What our goalpost shifter in-chief doesn't realize is that cheddar is a highly varied classification with lots of distinct flavours and textures created and sold in lots of western countries with both simple and gourmet recipes, that it isn't any lower quality or less classy than some stinky French mold-ripened cheese you'd consume with wine, that in a modern grocery store cheddar makes up maybe 5-10% of their cheese varietals at most, and that Kraft Singles aren't cheddar cheese and aren't even sold in the same section of the store as the unprocessed cheeses (including my local Kroger and Publix in a small town of just over 4,000, which I'd estimate each sell at least 70-100 types of cheese).

He's also trying to distance himself from his white trash panhandle upbringing by rejecting the only cheese that was available at his tiny local grocery in the late 90s, like a case of the cheese notgays. It's a compensation mechanism.
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Everyone should just send a fancy cheese they got at a local story to Josh's PO BOX. Imagine he gets 3000 different cheeses.
It would be equally funny if they were all non-cheddar, or if they were all different kinds of cheddar.
 
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Sneedy Gonzales said:
Thought this would fit into the reddit segment:
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The jokes write themselves
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The funniest part is all of these companies use an algorithm these days to monitor inventory, so it's not like it's some racist manager, it's literally just math pointing out what diverse times we live in.
 
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4090 Chad said:
The Daily Wire has made a movie mocking trannies in women's sports:

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Looks like Gumroad content to me!
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The premise is gold. The sad part is that there are no decent comedic writers/directors anymore. If you put this in the hands of Mel Brooks or Ivan Reitman with some decent method actors, you could have one of the funniest movies of all time. I'm talking blazing saddles, animal house or stripes tier.
All this is going to be though is political sperging with subpar talent.
 
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Claude Sigma said:
I'd rather see it done by Mel Gibson.
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Say what you want about those directors being Jewish, but Mel Gibson's direction of The Passion was more blasphemous and heretical to Christianity than anything a Jew produced at the time. To the point where even followers of the Greek Orthodox sect from which the writer of the script hails, were up in arms.
 
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macrodegenerate said:
Say what you want about those directors being Jewish, but Mel Gibson's direction of The Passion was more blasphemous and heretical to Christianity than anything a Jew produced at the time.
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It's more complicated than that. All of the non-Biblical parts were drawn from visions alleged to have been received by Papist mystics and saints throughout history. So "heretical" is a matter of belief here.
 
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Col said:
Everyone should just send a fancy cheese they got at a local story to Josh's PO BOX. Imagine he gets 3000 different cheeses.
It would be equally funny if they were all non-cheddar, or if they were all different kinds of cheddar.
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We shall drown him in 3000 varieties of cheddar cheese!

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