"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

I'm really looking forward to tomorrow's mati. I am prepared for maximum comfort.
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Lmao, no show.
 
I feel like im about to learn a second plane hit the tower from a meme. What happened?
Our glorious God-Emperor sits motionless on his Golden throne. Countless scribes sit for hours on end, hoping to interpret this silent wisdom. We sacrificed countless Kiwis, offering their hearts and souls( both figuratively and literally) for a response. None yet come. Truly this is our darkest hour.
 
Our glorious God-Emperor sits motionless on his Golden throne. Countless scribes sit for hours on end, hoping to interpret this silent wisdom. We sacrificed countless Kiwis, offering their hearts and souls( both figuratively and literally) for a response. None yet come. Truly this is our darkest hour.
The throne is golden in color only, in fact, it is constructed of a titanium-cheddar alloy sourced from wisconsin, and forged in the advanced facilities of philidelphia
 
If he misses another stream I will make a credible threat against Taylor Swift in the name of kiwifarms and he will be hunted to the ends of the earth by an army of white women and girls as well as some very creepy and litigious men.

He thinks pissing off the tranny's has caused him issues? You will be deported by serbians in swiftie tshirts by the end of the week.
 
God Emperor Joah II leads humanity, against its will, away from the future catastrophe that his oracular vision has shown him. Endless flame wars waged by those who were not swept up, endless hordes of mutts consuming processed dairy product in lieu of real cheese. Arafel. The battle at the end of the universe. Kralizec. His hydraulic despotism and gentle tyranny seems cruel unless you have seen as he has. unless you have also glimpsed the Golden Path. Without him, the Internet would be split in twain and would eventually be completely lost to Big Tech and Big Dairy with no hope of redemption and freedom.

His words about cheese are but words. He spoke them. They are gone. No one heard them, therefore they no longer exist. If they no longer exist, perhaps they can be made to exist again and then perhaps someone will hear them. He does not poke fun at you. He pokes nothing at you except words. He does it without fear of offending because he has learned that you have no ears. You do not understand? This is the beginning of knowledge - the discovery of something we do not understand.
 
i like to imagine jersh looking like gollum and you guys are fucking up my perception of him by posting pictures of his face
 
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No need to get down, you can ignore everyone calling him "cherubic" and say "neotenous" instead
Last pic I had seen of him was when he was sitting in a chair looking super thin and exhausted.

Y'know the thing about a Null, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.
 
Last pic I had seen of him was when he was sitting in a chair looking super thin and exhausted.

Y'know the thing about a Null, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.
I met this six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes... the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.
 
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