"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[The Backwards Man]

Total DSP alog, Brown alpha male Pedophile and Microsoft Pajeet death.

 

[not william stenchever]

 

[Desdichada Curiosidad]

Doesn't matter to me if today's stream is a mess, this still made my day.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

What's the origin anyone know? Did he commission it?

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Dudes who spend way too much time at the gym are gay as fuck. Half naked, surrounded by mirrors and other muscle men, everyone's grunting, pushing and sweating like it's a gay porno. Of course we're not attracted to them; they look terrifying right off the bat in a way that doesn't occur naturally. Then it takes no time at all to realize that if they spend so much time working out, they'd have no time to spend with us in a relationship, much less any potential children. It doesn't help that we're well aware that they have awful personalities rooted in narcissism. They simply aren't marriage material, and that's unattractive to women. I'd like to add that it's men who stare at roidbeasts effectively wearing bodypaint in comics and wrestling, not women.

We generally like our men's appearance well toned and fit in a practical way, not fat or homohulking. Just take care of yourselves and it will show.

joah was talking about garlic getting in your lungs and causing irreparable bad breath. hes actually completely right. garlic permeates your blood. apparently if you put your foot in a bag of garlic you will eventually taste it because it can penetrate skin and get into your blood stream.

You're right, that shit gets into your system so badly that it will make your sweat smell like death. I thought this was all common knowledge, because I've been hearing garlic BO jokes from random people online and IRL for as long as I can remember.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Shooting up 500g of TREN every day to look like a bloated cancer tumor is not normal or healthy. It's something faggots do because faggots like excessive muscle. You are a retarded faggot.

bodybuilding the sport is inherently homosex. there are several stories about famous bodybuilders doing gay for pay either for money of career advancement. in the case of mike mentzer specifically, he just became a gay meth addict.

however equating bodybuilding the sport to regular self improvement by growing muscle (becoming stronger and healthier) is pretty silly. the reason hobbyists get so into it is partially because growing any amount of muscle takes an inordinate amount of time and effort. this leads to people getting overly invested in the culture. its definitely a very fine line between normal interest and being a homosex.

Alan Thrall is a great example of a regular person that is heavily invested in lifting culture because he enjoys exercising and self improvement. hes an all around great guy, isnt a homosex that cares about the minute differences between two men in thongs, and has a wife/kids.

 

[The Early 2000s]

"And with Cob-*Windows Notification Noise*-has a bunch-*Dollarstore mic cuts out*-and then-*Windows Alert Noise*-man I hate Linux-*Mic cuts out again*-cheeseless Amer-*Mic cuts out once more*-seriously why do they-*BSODs*-chat I'm gonna make a vot-*Computer explodes, the fireball searing Null and his pizza into fine ash*"

Great stream, keep it up!

 

[Lichen Bark]

Jersh: "Why does all my technology always break all the time?"
CIA:

DON'T LET THEM WIN! Don't fall for the system sounds psyop.

 

[eaglesfan665]

is nool saying the word "sisyphean" on the bingo card rotation yet?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Here's the difference between muscles gays find sexy and muscles girls find sexy. For this example, professional handsome man Henry Cavill.
What women like:

Well built, well groomed, well dressed. Modest but clearly has a hot body. This Chad could shake your dads hand and help your mom put away the dishes.
Very nice.

What gays like:

Spoiler: shirtless man

Full on, flexing, pumped up. The lighting is only there to make him look bigger and leaner. His pants are practically off already.
Now THAT is how to get a gay hot and bothered.

There is obviously crossover between the two tastes, but yes Andrew Tate is a faggot.

 

[Haramburger]

Just kidding, fuck you and fuck this sloppy ass stream. Establish policies and procedures!

 

[The Backwards Man]

MATI now needs a Serbian wildlife/birdwatching segment, from the pigeons to the crows. I need to know what other avian creatures live in gods country.

 

[e-needs-help]

Just kidding, fuck you and fuck this sloppy ass stream. Establish policies and procedures!

Time to fork SNEED and add a shitty python script that echos to a text file to spite jersh

 

[Haramburger]

Clearly I'm going to just have to snapshot everybody every 30 minutes to get my fucking money's worth. SO BE IT, the next time will be real

 

[Big Mommy]

I've also been having a very bad, no good week so I feel for you Josh (and I also feel seen).

 

[holyhandgrenade]

If you need some cawntent for the troon segment next week here's a fat pooner getting herself arrested for trying to fight a police officer while wearing a shirt that says "Feeling IDGAF-ish today"

https://youtu.be/DPgaMnAC7T0?t=1164

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Average viewcount this stream was 3085. This is 407 less than last Friday stream.
Crash killed a lot of afk watchers.

Spoiler: Breakdown

After intro

Rumble: 1497
Odysee: 224
Kick: 316
VK: 10
Twitter: 89
Total: 2136
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30 min in:

Rumble: 2035
Odysee: 299
Kick: 503
VK: 16
Twitter: 74
Total: 2927
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1 hour

Rumble: 2605
Odysee: 176
Kick: 638
VK: 27
Twitter: 67
Total: 3513
-----

1.5 hour

Rumble: 2710
Odysee: 215
Kick: 662
VK: 26
Twitter: 63
Total: 3676
-----

2 hours

Rumble: 2762
Odysee: 222
Kick: 666
VK: 28
Twitter: 39
Total: 3717
-----

2.5 hours

Rumble: 2452
Odysee: 167
Kick: 483
VK: 10
Twitter: 70
Total: 3182
-----

3 hours (superchat segments)

Rumble: 2156
Odysee: 168
Kick: 409
VK: 12
Twitter: 30
Total: 2775
-----

Outro Song

Rumble: 2168
Odysee: 158
Kick: 393
VK: 13
Twitter: 22
Total: 2754
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2136+2927+3513+3676+3717+3182+2775+2754 = 24680
24680/8 = 3085

 

[CrispyLegs]

Most stable stream but my highlight was “the likely outhood”

 

[Miller]

Josh, you should install Ear Trumpet (it's on the Windows Store), it will stop Windows from changing the audio level of the system sounds.

 

[888Flux]

implement the use localStorage in the dashboard.js of stream-nexus to retain the donation history.

Spoiler: basic implementation

var donation_history = document.querySelector("#donation-history");

var socket = null;
(function () {
    // Create WebSocket connection.
    socket = new WebSocket("ws://127.0.0.2:1350/chat.ws");
    const reconnect = () => {
        // check if socket is connected
        if (socket.readyState === WebSocket.OPEN || socket.readyState === WebSocket.CONNECTING) {
            return true;
        }
        // attempt to connect
        socket = new WebSocket("ws://127.0.0.2:1350/chat.ws");
    };

    // Connection opened
    socket.addEventListener("open", (event) => {
        console.log("[SNEED] Connection established.");
        loadDonationHistory(); // Load donation history on connection open
    });

    // Listen for messages
    socket.addEventListener("message", (event) => {
        const message = JSON.parse(event.data);
        handle_message(message);
    });

    socket.addEventListener("close", (event) => {
        console.log("[SNEED] Socket has closed. Attempting reconnect.", event.reason);
        setTimeout(function () { reconnect(); }, 3000);
    });

    socket.addEventListener("error", (event) => {
        socket.close();
        setTimeout(function () { reconnect(); }, 3000);
    });
    loadDonationHistory();
})();

function handle_message(message) {
    if (message.amount > 0) {
        donation_history.innerHTML = donation_history.innerHTML + message.html;
        saveMessage(message.html);
    }
}

function saveMessage(messageHtml) {
    var messages = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('donationMessages')) || [];
    messages.push(messageHtml);
    localStorage.setItem('donationMessages', JSON.stringify(messages));
}

function loadDonationHistory() {
    var messages = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('donationMessages')) || [];
    console.log("[SNEED] Loading " + messages.length + " saved donations");   
    messages.forEach(function(messageHtml) {
        donation_history.innerHTML += messageHtml;
    });
}