"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Jotch]

You ever seen what acetone will do to an LCD screen?

You people are missing the point! This is the great USofA we are talking about.

Go into your vehicle and retrieve the 12 gauge shotgun mounted to the rear wall.
Load it with one round of standard 00 buckshot.
Ensure no one is behind the pump before continuing.
For a standard 20 inch barrel you should stand 2-3 yards away from the pump.
Aim at the center of the screen and fire.
Use a nearby fire extinguisher to suppress any flames.
Use leftover charge on the gas station clerk if he exits the building to confront you.
Drive away.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

I will literally never watch any anime suggested to me and I resent that any time the faggot animations of Japan are brought up people start dumping recommendations.

But have you heard of this really niche and obscure anime called Evangelion? It’s really deep and will completely change your outlook on Anime. The preteen love triangle is basically an allegory for the Holy Trinity.

It’s really easy for the uninitiated to assume the arguments about which 14 year old is “best girl” to be about thirst but those who have actually watched the series will know that the ongoing discussion is really an intense theological debate. You just need to peel away the layers of symbolism and open your mind.

 

[vomitusdeux]

If null likes hamsters and hates anime is ebichu the bane of his existence?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I will literally never watch any anime suggested to me and I resent that any time the faggot animations of Japan are brought up people start dumping recommendations.

Interesting. Interesting. Perhaps this Friday you can do a podcast and delve further into this.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

For a standard 20 inch barrel you should stand 2-3 yards away from the pump.
Aim at the center of the screen and fire.
Use a nearby fire extinguisher to suppress any flames.

I’m sure this will work out exactly as described and won’t result in any unintended or uncontrollable effects.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Interesting. Interesting. Perhaps this Friday you can do a podcast and delve further into this.

I heard the other day that people with Internet podcasts who go on hiatus, are 99.999% more likely to be anime enjoyers. This was from a fact checked, peer reviewed, Black Rock approved trusted source too.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

If you get some old duct tape or some other tape with really bad adhesive, the tape will come off but the adhesive won't.

Most common solvents are glass safe so it's not exactly hard to remove adhesive if you use your brain. A household one you can expect your mom to have is orange peel oil, and a well equipped janny might have a brand name glass cleaning solvent.

 

[DavidS877]

Most common solvents are glass safe so it's not exactly hard to remove adhesive if you use your brain. A household one you can expect your mom to have is orange peel oil, and a well equipped janny might have a brand name glass cleaning solvent.

Most of those aren't glass though. They have a plastic cover.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Guys. Just key scratch the screen.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I am going through all my shit and throwing out / giving away 95% of what I own to get ready for the move back. I realized I never properly went through my WV mail I had received from the gopher months ago and found this excruciatingly autistic letter written by quill on burned parchment sent in a letter sealed with wax. Something about the wax seal must've deterred me from reading it until now.

The letter basically says that I should watch the blu-ray anime sent (that I already noted I threw out on stream months ago) because doing so would prevent me from being raped by turks in the post-apocalypse. It is definitely the longest and most autistic thing I've ever committed to reading in full. He also asks that I do not destroy his anime blu-rays, which I did, sorry.

I would love a MATI episode on these insane yet hilarious things you've experienced

 

[Pelican Bones]

Guys. Just key scratch the screen.

Just spray foam the speakers. Who cares what is on the screen at that point? Destroying the screen will make the pump unusable and just cause some guy come out and fix it so the pump can be used again. Putting foam in the speakers will not get a quick response because the pump is still usable and fixing it will cost time and money.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Just spray foam the speakers. Who cares what is on the screen at that point? Destroying the screen will make the pump unusable and just cause some guy come out and fix it so the pump can be used again. Putting foam in the speakers will not get a quick response because the pump is still usable and fixing it will cost time and money.

Because the cost of running ads at a gas pump should exceed any commercial incentive those ads provide.

 

[Maude Snew]

Don't they have cameras on every inch of a gas station over in the states? Seems to me like vandalism would be a really bad idea, if cathartic. At least obvious vandalism beyond stickering or something small.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Jersh could have given that animes to me instead of wastefully throwing it out. Now I will have to rape him. Nice job proving the prophecy true dumbass.

 

[Oxyjen]

Don't they have cameras on every inch of a gas station over in the states? Seems to me like vandalism would be a really bad idea, if cathartic. At least obvious vandalism beyond stickering or something small.

My problem with all of this is that now you and everyone else has got to stand next to and observe a fucked up, vandalized and graffitied piece of infrastructure. Which is probably still blaring ads.
You’re simply making the decaying dystopian hellscape even worse, and adding to the growing impression that you’re in a 3rd world shithole.

And there’s an easier solution if you don’t want to be subject to gas station ads, or the vandalized gas station, or be caught in the crossfire when the place gets stuck up or psycho-shotgunned, just buy an electric car and charge it at home. Or live in Europe I guess.

 

[Jotch]

Don't they have cameras on every inch of a gas station over in the states? Seems to me like vandalism would be a really bad idea, if cathartic. At least obvious vandalism beyond stickering or something small.

in the great USofA every man is equipped with a high power longrifle accurate up to 1 mile. Simply vandalize it from afar.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Because the cost of running ads at a gas pump should exceed any commercial incentive those ads provide.

You'll just pay more for gas to cover the costs of the damage you've done. Stopping the sound makes the ads ineffectual and consequently a waste of advertiser money, not your money.

Edit: I'm leaving this conversation before the feds show up

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

For all of those complaining about gas station ads, listentome. If you aren't extracting your own crude oil, and processing it into gasoline yourself, then you deserved to be raped by both ads and Turks.

Why, I've got so much crude oil, I take baths in the stuff, and I've never felt better!

 

[Pelican Bones]

For all of those complaining about gas station ads, listentome. If you aren't extracting your own crude oil, and processing it into gasoline yourself, then you deserved to be raped by both ads and Turks.

Why, I've got so much crude oil, I take baths in the stuff, and I've never felt better!

The oil companies will tell you... dig your own oil idiots... you WILL get rich... 99.9% of the time... get it twisted.

 

[The Lawgiver]

buy an electric car and charge it at home

I've heard that shit eats the power bill like nothing else. Broke fuckers like me have to deal with gas power cars.

Don't they have cameras on every inch of a gas station over in the states? Seems to me like vandalism would be a really bad idea, if cathartic. At least obvious vandalism beyond stickering or something small.

I'm pretty sure that's just every modern gas station. Doesn't stop people from doing shit though. That reminds me though, Security cam footage made public from international sources has led to shitposts like this one being made months ago.