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I don't know where to post it so I'll post it here.

I've decided to whip up synced lyrics for Mike David's "Kill All The Gays".

The issue is that I can't tell exactly what he was rapping, and the only lyrics I could find were a forgotten Pastebin from 2016 which was full of errors and lyrics from Tekstowo that were more on point but were formatted even worse, so I tried my best to whip something together.

The lyrics sync should be good enough, I had to do that manually in foobar2000.

Grab your angel wings and your sack of cocaine
And make sure there is plenty of room in your bag for blades
Not the kind of blades you use to shave your legs
But the kind of blades that created the nineties craze
Right behind your legs there's a chubby butt with AIDS
Right behind the lens is a stubby cunt with braids
Better call the press, 'cause I got something to say
Before I end the pride parade with a fucking grenade
Roll your windows up, pussies, you're uptight
You can't possibly bump this at a red light
You wouldn't even fucking want it, it's hate speech
I didn't even know they was recording, they taped me
And I'm so embarrassed now
That I hope my parents don't
Download this album
And listen with their earphones
This is such a queer song
This is such a sheer thong
Faggots get your beards on
This is such a PIPE BOMB!

[Chorus]
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break their bones!)

Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill the gays (Break, their, bones)

Lesbians too, 'cause they eat their own poo
They put urine in a pot and they make their own stew
I bet you're gonna throw up when you see what gays do
They drink their diarrhea in the back of J. Crew, it's true
Oh shoot, this song's so stupid
Fuck Jews!
Damnit Hitler
What, What did he do?
What did he do, a boo-boo, to Jew Jew, in Hebrew
And made me wanna shoot, shoot, shoo
With Teagen and Sarah, ladies out there ya
Did you look in the mirror when you cut all your hair off
You're just a pair of
Lesbian slut incest hookers
Suck your sister's dick while she's eating your boogers
Smash-cut to me with a machinegun
Shooting down gays while watching Glee re-runs
And Macklemore, I'm coming for you
Don't worry, when I was in third grade, I thought I was straight too

[Chorus]
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break their bones!)

Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break, their, bones)

If you're bi, I want you to die
Transgender, get into a fender bender
Ellen DeGeneres dresses up like men pretender
Little Dog Iggy's in the trunk, remember?
Now he's killing dogs, just to offend her
Pause with the cause, but this time inside of a blender
Raw with the pogs, and I think they're legally tender
And I'm dropping gays' jaws like the eleventh Septembers
I brought a gun to the set of Modern Family
Now Mitchell and Cam are in the backseat of my Camry
I found a hammer so I'm acting all hammery
And Jeffery Dahmer's drill came from Ebay, finally
Buckle up boys, we're headed to Milwaukee
And if I hear talking, I'll hit you with this golf thing
Then I think I heard Mitchell start coughing
He had a dick in his mouth like a hand inside a Claw Machine
It was so gross that I said "Fuck this"
Put the pedal to the floor, and I drove off of a cliff
If you make fun of a gay, they will jump off of a bridge
And if by any chance they live, just make them listen to this!

[Chorus]
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break their bones!)

Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break, their, bones)


I'll attach the full song too for good measure.

The .zip file contains the synced .lrc file for use with your favorite music player that supports them.

If there are any more mistakes my ESL ass couldn't catch, let me know.
 

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Lidl Drip said:
Tim Pool and other misogynistic grifters have been taking Crowders side and defending him hard trying to make it a "Woman divorce raping her innocent husband and taking all of his money" thing despite the fact that Crowder had already hired a divorce attorney, bought a town house and cut his wife off financially before she filed for divorce and she hasn't received a single cent of child support for her twins from him and he is trying to bury her in lawsuits so she won't speak up about what he did to her. I don't doubt that some pro-crowder losers will be upset over this segment because they just want to hate women and have their biases confirmed.

Something Josh didn't mention also is that Crowder's wife built his career and company with him, financially supported him when he started out and then quit her job so he could move to a different place for his career and she would be a SAHM and raise his kids. But there's still men saying she deserves to be homeless in the streets.

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Why do right wingers always end up veering off into women-hate territory? It's always "men need to respect women's spaces" followed by "that bitch deserved it."
 
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Man that made me laugh. He thinks he's so tough with that fatty hunchback position and a Glock, yet he doesn't understand how to do a tactical reload and fumbles while trying to load a mag in. :story:

Here's wholesome Keanu chungus 100 doing a pistol reload in the heckin' John Wick movie:
This is how your reloads should look like. The moment the mag's out of the gun you load a fresh one, and it's all muscle memory, no bumblefucking to get it in, because half a second between having a cold gun and a hot one is a difference between life and death.

The difference is that Keanu spent a shitton of hours training at Taran Tactical to be believable, and you have barely trained how to operate a handgun at a basic bitch shooting range. Fatty.

And one more Hollywood scene tip since Fatrick is incapable of thinking outside of the shit he consooms:
When you're reloading the moment you have an empty mag, if you're not in a completely open field, you take cover while you're reloading, not standing like a badass because you're just opening yourself to getting shot.

For a tough guy that gets all of his knowledge from movies, he's pretty shit at handling guns when you have plenty of well presented Hollywood scenes where they do it right.
 
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These faggots and troons literally had a game made by them and for them and it still isn't good enough? Even these games are right wing, nazi, bigot dog whistles?
 
I liked the bit where Null hears about means-tested benefits for the first time, and immediately thinks it’s unfair that the government considers a certain class of people unfit to manage such assistance, and that the system is designed to trap them in poverty and funnel the money into the pockets of the landlord class instead.

Microsoft clippy pops up “You appear to be making an argument for universal basic income, would you like help with that?”

Seconds later… “But what if *I* were the landlord?”

Just take a politics class Null, I think you’d enjoy it.

Also nice show.
 
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Just take a politics class Null, I think you’d enjoy it.
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I took one in college. It was my only A.

I think you're misinterpreting me though. On its face, social services exist to serve two kinds of people:
- People who are facing temporary hardship.
- People who are facing permanent hardship and will have reduced or no income due to disability.

But in reality, since they don't just give people money who meet certain conditions to meet these criteria, and instead base it off you're total worth, it just incentivizes owning nothing.

There's famously a town in New York that is like 99% Yiddish Jew and they are all on every form of government assistance possible, making it on paper the absolute poorest town in the entire country, but it's ten times nicer than most places in the country. The community services are top tier and people go without want because it's basically a communist enclave with everything centrally managed.

The Purpose of a System is What it Does, but this feels like it's a failed compromise. Democrats just want to give everyone free money for votes, but Republicans want to fight the 'Welfare Queen' narrative so they made it so that social services are only available to those who have absolutely nothing. The outcome of this system is that it literally encourages welfare queens. For the vast majority of unskilled laborers, there's no reason to work.

The QoL that you get from 40 hours at the BK earning an income is not significantly higher than the QoL of subsisting off government income, and you retain 100% of your free time. This is the BMJ logic of "Why would I get a job when I can sit here and gamble and play RuneScape?". It's honestly a good question, and only non-wigger whites would answer something silly like "dignity", which is honestly not logical anymore. What dignity is there in working with a bunch of Latin Americans who can't speak English under a gay retarded manager who doesn't respect you, with zero vertical career opportunity?
 
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