"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Isn't the point of the cloudlifter to be the preamp before the preamp to get his levels up? Obviously he should do an A/B comparison to make sure it's doing its thing properly.
With the amount of soyface shill videos that pop up on YouTube when looking it up I believe that it's been overhyped by people who paired the SM7B with audio interfaces that were too weak to run it. The combo that Null has, which is Shure SM7B, Cloudlifter CL-1 and Focusrite Scarlett 2i2 seems to be shilled by absolutely every cahntent creator, and it seems to be a severe case of monkey-see-monkey-do with zero knowledge.

Tomasz Wróblewski of 0db.pl replied to a comment under his video about the 4th gen Scarlett interfaces remarking on how in his opinion the SM7B became so popular because of the lockdowns. Everyone went online, there was a big boom on home studios and content creation, and since the SM7B was an industry standard in radio stations and other professional environments, home users started buying that.

Here's the issue with all of it. In those professional environments, you have consoles and audio equipment that has more than enough power to drive the SM7B. Those are purpose built devices that pull the power directly from the mains, and it's also why the very high impedance headphones, like the Beyerdynamic DT770/990 Pro have 250ohms. They're designed for studio use, as is the Shure SM7B.

If you want to run stuff like that at home, you need audio interfaces that can supply that amount of power. The issue is that at home you're most likely going to power your things off of USB that delivers a measly 5V and 1.5A at most, since you will plug it in via USB-A. Anything above requires a USB-C connection on both ends and the right support for either multi-lane USB-C that effectively doubles the amperage, or Power Delivery, which you definitely won't have in your PC just for the audio interface.

The most popular consumer audio interface for creation is the Focusrite Scarlett range. It's not that good, for years it had a very weak headphone amp and microphone gain, as Focusrite wouldn't assume that absolutely everyone would use the SM7B, and it was more tuned to less demanding microphones, mainly for instrument recording. Most importantly, you power it off of a USB cable with that measly USB 2.0 5V and 1.5A. It's not enough to power studio grade equipment well, and really hard to give it that boost without causing problems.

The hype train told people to pair an underpowered consumer audio interface with a high grade studio microphone, and this inevitably lead to people noticing that their microphone sounds bad. The big selling point of the SM7B is that you can go all up into it, sound very bass heavy and not have any unwanted noises or effects. But you achieve that radio voice when you power it right. The Focusrite Scarlett doesn't do that. Only the newest generation released less than a year ago can do it, and they've added a second USB-C input for power to compensate for it.

So, people are having issues with this trendy setup. What's the solution? Cloudfilter CL-1 to magically boost it up to work on the underpowered audio interface. You're investing your money into an accessory that you wouldn't need if you made a more conscious decision when buying your audio interface. And correct me if I wrong, but from what I remember this type of passive boosting of a weak signal to make it reach the baseline isn't good or effective, so it might lead to issues. Null's SM7B sounds way too tinny for how it's supposed to sound, so it's possible it's a power issue. Maybe the USB port isn't supplying enough power, so the preamp doesn't have enough gain and Cloudlifter doesn't save it.

When looking up Shure SM7B's specifications I stumbled upon this video where the guy says all the right things when it comes to the sense of this combo:
The SM7B is insanely overpriced for doing shit like talking about random people on the Internet, it's been overhyped and everyone is wasting their money on it because it's the thing to buy. But the Shure SM57 exists. It's way cheaper than the SM7B. You can absolutely use it for podcasting and sound well. Every US president has been using it for their speeches ever since it first hit the market in 1965. It's younger brother, the SM58, is the microphone you think of as a kid, same thing but with that iconic silver shroud. And hey, you could get something cheaper that's USB PnP, like some of Rode's offerings, and people would be none the wiser, you'd sound amazing for a lower price with a simpler setup.

IMO there is something very wrong with Null's hardware setup. He bought into the meme consoomer audio setup of an SM7B, Focusrite Scarlett and a Cloudlifter, doesn't know how pro audio works because the people who astroturf this combo don't know how pro audio works, and this leads to issues. If it was fine on a hardware level, he should be able to talk directly into the shroud and have a radio voice without any software fuckery. With the right setup, you just sound right with the raw output from the audio interface. You shouldn't be peaking, you should have a radio sound, and you shouldn't have any background noise, and you'd have to do basically zero adjustments software side. If you're forced to do adjustments software side, you're compensating for the faults of your current hardware setup.

There is also a possibility that his overpriced meme combo of the SM7B, Focusrite Scarlett and Cloudlifter is working as intended, but Null doesn't realize that with the SM7B you have to talk directly into the top of it and not the side, which is the source of all his current audio quality and level problems. But it's possible that he'll yell at me that he's not that retarded, that all of his shit is configured properly and the issue lies somewhere else.
 
What even are those poppers anyway? I only know that's it's meant to be some sort of drug to get you to coom harder, but what's in them? Are they legal? Or are they like those designer drugs that are technically legal, have a similar effect to the real thing but fuck you up, as in destroy your health even more? They kind remind me of the scandal in Poland from around 2008-2010 where kids were getting fucked up on designer drugs, back then called as "dopalacze".

I'd rather source some weed to get the same effect than sniff God knows what they put in those popper things. They're probably illegal in Poland anyway. Not to mention, inhaling nitrous. Natural selection at it's finest.
Poppers are quick and short acting inhalant drugs that contain Amylnitrite or other Alkyl nitrites, which were historically used to treat heart diseases such as angina pectoris (heart pain). They work as a strong vasodilator, causing a very sudden and rapid drop in blood pressure, which can be absolutely lethal when used with any other drugs that already lower blood pressure. (Such as nitrous oxide or viagra.)
They also act as a muscle relaxant, which is what made them popular with faggots to begin with, as it enables them to fit giant objects up their ass.

Legality is often a gray area and differs from country to country, with the bottles being labelled as room aroma or video head cleaner, to cover the sellers ass.
 
There's really no good reason a 56 second video that consists of a still photo of a man talking should be 130 mb.

I have shrunk it for you.

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I remember this type of passive boosting of a weak signal to make it reach the baseline isn't good or effective, so it might lead to issues.
Well, there is no "passive" boosting, the cloudlifter is a plain old jfet amp in a shiny consoomer friendly package(parts $5, fancy case: $145). If it's doing its job it should be little different than if the 2i2 had higher gain as long as it's not overloading.

This sort of amp uses basically 0 power into a high-Z load. The 2i2 says its input is 1MOhm, which with a 1 volt signal puts it into, what, 1 microAmp, so the Cloudlifter should need 1mA at max, which when upconverted from 5V means the 2i2 needs maybe 20mA. Of course like most fancy products the Cloudlifter itself has 0 specs listed.

I wonder if Null remembered to set the 2i2 to mic and not line level inputs.
Edit: I guess the manual says that shouldn't happen: "The Scarlett 2i2 has no “Mic/line” switch – the Focusrite preamp stage is automatically configured for a microphone when you plug an XLR into the input,"
 
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Hey Null, the video I link in the Keffals thread of the pup sadomasochist "rape enthusiast" Animal J. Smith (here) was taken down by the original uploader Pup Twigz. Looking through the rest of Pup Twigz' channel everything seems intact, so this is likely an attempt by Smith to have it scrubbed from the internet. I am currently encoding it at a small enough size to upload to the farms but if you wish to retain an original copy it can be found at this Litterbox for the next three days.
 
720p is usually sufficient for most things. Use the ffmpeg command here.


Make sure you provide a lot of commentary. Break the video down and talk about it. I would explain in my own words why I think he deleted it.
This is uncomfortable as fuck for me. I don't handle horrowcows well. I will try to get it finished before Friday's show.
 
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>gets unbanned
>instantly tries to get banned again

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Lmao, the only person Jews seethe about more than Hitler, is Jesus. I guess if a warrior's religion means fucking goats and beheading women because they blinked twice at man, go be a warrior then. The rest of us will thank God for the prosperity and innovations that Christian societies have brought to the world.

Oh wait, I have my muslim pfp on... What I meant to say was bakalaksumburapa madurkadurkastan, allah akabar.
 
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