"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

bro I didn't even tag this faggot and he responds to me. like, it wasn't an open comment. he is a pathetic faggot. this is just a fact. I don't want see his fucking cope.

I'm actually a little insulted he thinks I want to hear what he has to say. This dude blows dudes in dresses and then uses the same hands he's fondling keffals's balls with to write me messages. wtf bro fuck off.

OK but Null have you heard Bowblax's hit single?

 

[I'm a Silly]

Barbie Hitler[?]

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

Late but I really loved the Onion segment, I really like their videos pre 2010. In 2010 they started doing the more cringe shit, videos about group sex and republicans liking gay sex n shit but old Onion was very good. Their most recent articles I remember reading was "Goofy murdered Ron Desantis with a golf club" and "White House discovers new number system to keep Gaza Death Toll zero" both of which are extremely cringe. Shame that I have to side with the Christcucks at Babylon Bee for comedy.

yeah. I don't think I have seen anything the onion put out in about a decade at least. Good to know I didn't miss anything good at least. Around the time the onion movie came out, probably a bit after was around when I stopped watching their stuff, if I had to try to guestimate. Really sad. Idk if there has been a really good political satire source I have seen since then.

I mean south park has some decent moments, though I really haven't even been keeping up with south park the last few years, and I used to watch that all the time. I saw some of the tegrity farms stuff, and I think one of the episodes of the corona virus thing.

I think right now the world would maybe be a bit better if there was a decent source of political satire that is able to at least a little bit objectively make fun of both sides. People really seem to take themselves too seriously right now. And anything I can think of that is kind of satirical right now is usually just super left leaning, huh i guess white people are racist and horrible right? or completely right wing, and shunned away from any actually populated platform to die in obscurity.

 

[I'm a Silly]

yeah. I don't think I have seen anything the onion put out in about a decade at least. Good to know I didn't miss anything good at least. Around the time the onion movie came out, probably a bit after was around when I stopped watching their stuff, if I had to try to guestimate. Really sad. Idk if there has been a really good political satire source I have seen since then.

I mean south park has some decent moments, though I really haven't even been keeping up with south park the last few years, and I used to watch that all the time. I saw some of the tegrity farms stuff, and I think one of the episodes of the corona virus thing.

I think right now the world would maybe be a bit better if there was a decent source of political satire that is able to at least a little bit objectively make fun of both sides. People really seem to take themselves too seriously right now. And anything I can think of that is kind of satirical right now is usually just super left leaning, huh i guess white people are racist and horrible right? or completely right wing, and shunned away from any actually populated platform to die in obscurity.

The revival of the Beavis and Butthead series was the best political satire I've seen in the past ~5 years; Mike Judge's only real fuckup I can remember at the moment was The Goode Family [it came off like a hamstrung compromise destined to serve no one], which was just painful to watch.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

The revival of the Beavis and Butthead series was the best political satire I've seen in the past ~5 years

"did we win the science fair?"
"even better Beavis, we kicked its ass"
i was pretty surprised to find myself enjoying the new Beavis and Butthead, i still watch the old ones
probably my favourite old episode was the prank call toilet flush episode
they find a guy called "Harry Sachz" which sounds like hairy sack so they start calling him, and when he answers they just flush the toilet

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

The revival of the Beavis and Butthead series was the best political satire I've seen in the past ~5 years; Mike Judge's only real fuckup I can remember at the moment was The Goode Family [it came off like a hamstrung compromise destined to serve no one], which was just painful to watch.

I should watch that, I want to get into Beavis and Butthead and South park, they seem so gargantuan like one piece and Im too absorbed into work to consistently keep up with them so I end up laying off. I watched Idiocracy and it was funny but Ive not watched anything from Judge otherwise.

 

[Musashi's Son]

(A)
This dude is really challenging us to dox him. Let's see how that works out for you Niggerblax.

 

[Wodanaz]

Much as I hate to defend anime here, there is something to be said for giving someone something more approachable that conveys the same ideas. If someone watching Psycho Pass introduces them to these concepts and leads them to reading other works exploring similar concepts it's a win.

>they should just read the books then!

lmao people don't read books anymore unless they're really into something nigga get real

Yes yes well done japan well done HOWEVER.



Makishima says stick with the classics.

 

[Account]

Part of the blood pact Josh made with Satan to keep the forum up was to be constantly harassed by Satan's minions, also known as anime fans.
The one to get Josh's soul gets a custom made bodypillow, that's why they're so adamant to make Josh watch bokonokochan's uguu kawaii daily life.

 

[Null]

If you talk about anime in this thread I am banning you from it

 

[Musashi's Son]

More Niggerblax tard rages:

1) Bowblax having a meltdown because H3H3 didn't talk about the allegations.

2) Bowblax having a meltdown because people are making fun of VideoGameDunkey.

3) Bowblax crying about a 500 sub channel.

4) Bowblax says the n-word and then denies it.

Edit: More clips

5) Bowblax spergs out because he died by lava in Minecraft.

6) Bowblax spergs out in Mario Party.

7) Bowblax says the word "tranny". Progressive chaser.

Bowblax soy faces because of a children's video game.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Someone should start a betting pool on when Blowblax is going to troon out.

There's the joke about the rabbis who are bickering and arguing about an interpretation of god's will. God himself interrupts their argument, giving them the answer in a booming voice from heaven. The rabbis complain about it and defy him: "Hey, you said that was up to us to decide!"

Can't edit this in, so I'm just going to quote it to add that I have discovered it isn't even a joke, that's literally straight out of the Talmud.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oven_of_Akhnai

Sorry for double-posting.

 

[Slav Power]

It always amazes me how people go out of their way to talk like a retard. It was one thing when we were all on keyboards, but every smartphone comes with autocorrect installed by default. It's actually really really hard to intentionally not capitalize the first letter in a sentence with autocorrect enabled. It's incredible, they can literally have the tools coded in to act like white people, and they'll still throw them back in your face and go back to ooking and eeking and flinging their shit wildly.

it's just dey culcha, wite boi. say it louder for the ppl in the back!!!

I believe that the more accessible and easy technology has became, people got more technologically inept and generally dumber. It's a weird paradox, you'd expect smartphones with all their dumbing down of everything to make it easier for people to do things on them, but I've witnessed first hand people having issues with the most basic tasks on a smartphone.

Things really were better when we had bulky desktop PC's where the hard drive, floppy drive, optical drive, case fans, CPU fans and PC speaker all sang a melody the moment you've pressed that magical power button, where the broken heap of shit that was Windows XP challenged you to fight it just to keep it running, and when the phones we had in our pockets could at most run J2ME games like Asphalt 4, every SMS was 140 characters long, and you had to make them count, and browsing the web through Opera Mobile was more of a curiosity before you closed it in fears of getting billed out of the ass for opening the front page of Google.

Steve Jobs ruined everything, I hope he's burning in Satan's cock and balls oil in the lowest circle of Hell.

Also @Null you uncultured swine watch Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul already

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I know this is stupid and old but this story of litchenstein going to the human rights tribunal because being considered Germans violates their human rights is very funny to me. https://www.euronews.com/2020/08/20...emanding-it-stops-recognising-its-citizens-as

 

[WelperHelper99]

I believe that the more accessible and easy technology has became, people got more technologically inept and generally dumber. It's a weird paradox, you'd expect smartphones with all their dumbing down of everything to make it easier for people to do things on them, but I've witnessed first hand people having issues with the most basic tasks on a smartphone.

Things really were better when we had bulky desktop PC's where the hard drive, floppy drive, optical drive, case fans, CPU fans and PC speaker all sang a melody the moment you've pressed that magical power button, where the broken heap of shit that was Windows XP challenged you to fight it just to keep it running, and when the phones we had in our pockets could at most run J2ME games like Asphalt 4, every SMS was 140 characters long, and you had to make them count, and browsing the web through Opera Mobile was more of a curiosity before you closed it in fears of getting billed out of the ass for opening the front page of Google.

Steve Jobs ruined everything, I hope he's burning in Satan's cock and balls oil in the lowest circle of Hell.

Also @Null you uncultured swine watch Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul already

Opera Mobile. Good lord, I remember that being on the DS lite, where you had to plug in a GBA cartridge to use it. I feel old.

 

[ShitLurker]

I just wanted to come in here to state that I love Josh's mocking Indian's accent, please consider adding a weekly "mock pajeet" segment. Maybe could even have an Indian hamster in there!

 

[Null]

Finally, accent respecters are cashing in.

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

I forgot that one onion video was still around. But cracked.com has you beat. This is probably the most offensive / funny things Cracked.com produced in its golden age. Its a shame that Cracked.com turned into shit nowadays, I miss their humor.

Raising Your Mentally Retarded Child
By Anonymous
Date: September 21, 2006
Part 1: https://archive.is/3HBAL
Part 2: https://archive.is/bX9BP

Its still on the way back machine, and it includes comments there: https://web.archive.org/web/2013061...837_raising-your-mentally-retarded-child.html

 

[Your Starter for 10]

On that topic, a note to people who aren't able to watch live, if you are watching at 1.5x speed, and Josh starts to do an accented segment, make sure to revert to 1.0x. Otherwise you WILL miss out on a lot of the richness and subtlety of the accents, and you will not be able to fully appreciate them.

Br*tish comedian Jon Richardson is one of the few other public speakers with the breadth of dead-on accents that Josh has. Outside of some niche linguist/dialect channels, you're just not going to get that sort of authenticity anywhere else.

 

[Harm]

Here's the recent big DSP update:

DarksydePhil for years has had a mysterious donator called OneMinuteMan who has been arguably Phil's most dedicated paypig, shilling out typically $50 or so every stream. Even in the longest tip droughts Phil has experienced, during Phil's most boring streams, this donor has always been there tossing money at Phil as if it's their personal obligation. Theories have ranged from "Phil is tipping himself" to "Phil's parents are tipping him" to "OneMinuteMan is a Dread Pirate Roberts identity shared across whales."

However, this mystery may have finally been solved, and it's led to a falling out between Phil and the donator. It all starts five years ago when a donator named PlanetJeff was falsely doxed as a Mormon man from Utah. While this illegitimate dox was spread by detractors, the real PlanetJeff appears to have simply changed his alias to OneMinuteMan. Fast forward to today, and the real PlanetJeff was finally doxed, and he was found to have a major political lean to his social media postings.

All the while, Phil has been hinting on-stream that people have been pushing him to talk about political issues. This leads us to his above recent rant during a no tips stream. He talks about how he refuses to get into political conversation even though "SOMEONE" has been pushing very hard for it, and talks about how sometimes faces from his community come and go, and he will never let them control him. This all coinciding with both the PlanetJeff dox and the once constant tips from OneMinuteMan disappearing completely.

TL;DR: DSP's mystery paypig got doxed after a faildox had circulated for half a decade, and then DSP refused to talk politics on stream so the paypig peaced out.

EDIT: Fixed a minor typo and set the embed to skip the garbage intro.