"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Peewee Herman]

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Null creates a site-only currency called something like KiwiCoin (KWC)
Every account gets like 50 KWC a month for free
People can place bets on lolcow events using KWC
It serves literally no other purpose other than allowing people to gamba
Gamba addicts can buy more KWC from Null, supporting the site and making it worth his time

There's no way this could go wrong in a horribly retarded fassion, right?

people already go ape shit for stickers I can't imagine the sperging that would result from kiwi coins and a lolcow casino

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

i shat out this autism because i had nothing better to do:

 

[Your Starter for 10]

people already go ape shit for stickers I can't imagine the sperging that would result from kiwi coins and a lolcow casino

Well obviously you'd be able to use KWC to remove or transform stickers on your posts. Or other people's posts, for a multiplier.

 

[Wodanaz]

Feds: Wahh you can't freely exchange currency with people the government doesn't like. SHUT IT DOWN

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>NOOO YOU CAN'T BE VULNERABLE AND GET TRICKED BY CHINESE JEWS WITH CRYPTO, YOU HAVE TO GET TRICKED BY TRUE AND HONEST JEWS WITH INTEREST RATES BECAUSE OF REASONS

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Pee break video before talking about the precious velvet hippos.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

people already go ape shit for stickers I can't imagine the sperging that would result from kiwi coins and a lolcow casino

Just write a system that bets earned stickers, but keep the system in place that doesn't tell what their total sticker count is.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

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Null creates a site-only currency called something like KiwiCoin (KWC)
Every account gets like 50 KWC a month for free
People can place bets on lolcow events using KWC
It serves literally no other purpose other than allowing people to gamba
Gamba addicts can buy more KWC from Null, supporting the site and making it worth his time

There's no way this could go wrong in a horribly retarded fassion, right?

I'm putting all my money on Bossman Jack finally defeating all the rats and walking away from his gambasesh a millionaire.

 

[Drama Fan]

Finally, accent respecters are cashing in.

The only bad accent is the Cog one which made me want to use a powerdrill on my ears

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Null creates a site-only currency called something like KiwiCoin (KWC)
Every account gets like 50 KWC a month for free
People can place bets on lolcow events using KWC
It serves literally no other purpose other than allowing people to gamba
Gamba addicts can buy more KWC from Null, supporting the site and making it worth his time

There's no way this could go wrong in a horribly retarded fassion, right?

This is rdrama but with less cat emojis

 

[Col]

i shat out this autism because i had nothing better to do:
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Im glad I was included in the shitpost.

 

[ITK]

Pee break video before talking about the precious velvet hippos.

Blacks are aliens from the moon. They live in a different universe. Melanin allows them to hear color.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

people already go ape shit for stickers I can't imagine the sperging that would result from kiwi coins and a lolcow casino

People making good predictions and getting mad KiwiCoin will reeeeee at those fucking p2w faggots who get more coins than them despite having no skillz.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Can’t you damn weebs just accept there is not a single anime Josh would like?
Even the ones that are just like two samurai fighting are off the table, they are from Japan and that’s a deal breaker.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

People making good predictions and getting mad KiwiCoin will reeeeee at those fucking p2w faggots who get more coins than them despite having no skillz.

Paying for KiwiCoin would definitely need to come with a permanent "gamba addict" tag

 

[Peewee Herman]

kiwifarmsbets like wallstreetbets but even more retarded

 

[Maude Snew]

what if we had a "Bad at the Internet" where somebody streams from a closet, starts streams consistently late and forgets to turn their mic on for 10 minutes, and doesn't research anything they're going to be talking about during the stream

They have that, it's Nick Rekieta's show.

 

[RoachCult]

i’ll use my kiwicoin like a true gambler and bet on the blacks

 

[AnOminous]

I'm putting all my money on Bossman Jack finally defeating all the rats and walking away from his gambasesh a millionaire.

I look forward to BMJ going on a true Archie Karas level run, making millions, enough that he can't lose it all in one session, and then loses it back just like Archie Karas did.

 

[WelperHelper99]

i shat out this autism because i had nothing better to do:
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Top kek I was in the cage lmao.

 

[Col]

Can’t you damn weebs just accept there is not a single anime Josh would like?
Even the ones that are just like two samurai’s fighting are off the table, they are from Japan and that’s a deal breaker.

He said he would for 10 thousand dollars, but we can't talk about it anymore without getting banned, SHUSH! Sometimes we gotta learn how to act when someone thinks differently then us, or has a different culture then us.

 

[Peewee Herman]

i’ll use my kiwicoin like a true gambler and bet on the blacks

all in on CWC