"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

i shat out this autism because i had nothing better to do:
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Editing PSA because I see this constantly, from people doing a cut of a single scene from a movie, to shitposts or even high effort YouTube videos:
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Pretty much all video editing software operates on the basis that the frame you're viewing is a whole segment facing right to the cursor. So for example:
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If I cut my video here, I will cut it on exactly this frame. In this case, I will cut one frame too much from the point I want to cut it.
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This is the ideal cut point. I'm cutting it exactly at the frame where the video changes to the scene I don't want in my edit. People make the mistake believing that they need to cut after this point, which leads to a single frame flash at the end.
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Last frame of the first clip.
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Blank frame with no media.
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First frame of the second clip.

The position of the cursor and the view in the preview should be self-explanatory how timelines work. Same applies to any other form of media you put onto the timeline.
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The image is visible.
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Very next frame, new scene image is gone. The end result is an edit that doesn't have any premature or late cuts of the images you're overlaying:

It takes a few seconds to set the timecodes for the images just right, every video editor has keyboard shortcuts for frame-by-frame seeking, and you can apply the same basic knowledge to things like blurring info from a video without having a trail blur because you weren't sure if you'll blur the last frame or not, because now you know where exactly the blur will end.
 
DSP Update:

For years, Phil has had 2 major paypigs, OneMinuteMan/PlanetJeff and OIC/OnlyIceCoffee/LisaLou (the tranny). 1MM would tip 20-25 dollars everday, 6 days a week (Phil streams 6 days a week), for years and before going by the 1MM name, he'd dump thousands on Phil including 1-2k on the Jasper reveal stream which was the last time the PlanetJeff name was used. OIC is the faggot with the humiliation fetish that dumps hundreds a week under sock accounts to make Phil look more popular than he actually is (If there's an anonymous donor, there's a 99% chance it's OIC).

Well, during the BG3 stream, 1MM started sending Phil messages to read which was unusual. For anyone unaware, Phil HATED BG3 and regularly shit on it, and was only playing it cause a few people were mass dumping donos (likely OIC). Well, the messages started getting more and more upset even after BG3 was done. Almost 2 weeks ago, 1MM donated and said something political and Phil said on his stream that he wasn't going to read anything Political. The next day, 1MM tipped again to complain and we got this.

And on that day, 1MM stopped tipping. Just like that, $6000 a year was gone from Phil's fragile business built on 2 whales. The same day, the PlanetJeff dox was also posted on The Farms, but it's the same shit we've known for years, guy's a Mormon that works a government job and his wife died in a car crash ages ago. We've known this forever.

Phil's business currently isn't hurting, as since 1MM disappeared, his other paypigs have been stepping up (especially DantheMan and OIC) to make up for the missing income, but dolphins like DantheMan can't keep it up forever.

Lately, Phil has been seen shaking and acting really goofy on stream. Some people theorize it's a stroke, but I'm in the camp that Phil's having a nervous breakdown behind the scenes cause he knows he's fucked without 1MM. As a reminder: Doody makes exaggerated/clickbait titles cause he has Phil's attention and knows it enrages Phil.

Part of his recent panic has lead to a few things

1)Phil did something new and reviewed the Fallout series. Like Phil's react content, it was just a damn elementary school book report on every single plot point. He made next to no money on the stream.
2)Phil went 'viral' and hit the youtube algorithm. The day before the big Fallout 4 patch, Phil streamed it with the goal of getting out of the tutorial. It was the worst stream he's ever done. He went full museum mode and spent 45 minutes wasting everyone's time showing off every little detail in the first 5 minutes of the tutorial. Normally, Phil gets a few hundred views a video, but this time he got 28k, this was due to the clickbait title where he was running some mod to get FPS and people clicked it cause it was a big youtuber with what appeared to be 'early access'. He was so full of piss and vinegar and was celebrating that he was back, baby! Here's the part 1 stream if you want to waste your time. Fallout 4 did not save the business as no one stuck around afterwards.
3)A day or 2 before the Fallout 4 debacle, we have the Fightcade debacle. Basically for 10 years, people have been trying to get Phil to play fightcade which is an emulator program that let's you play arcade againsts with/against other people running the program. They wanted to see 4th place in EVO (What does 4th place get you?) in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo (some shitty port that everyone good boycotted EVO for running) play and beat people at the fighting games he's good at. Well, after 10 years he decided to pull the trigger and play it...until he found out that the connections were peer-to-peer and would reveal his ip address. Did he do the reasonable thing and get a vpn or since he has TWO fucking internet lines through comcast, use their DDOS protection and business-class dynamic ip features? No, he refused to play it and went on an unhinged rant about all the above. Here's 75 minutes of ranting (Btw, I 100% believe that Phil would've been DDOS'd, but like I said, there's ways he could've prevented/stopped it that took 0 effort)
4)Phil keeps planning co-op streams with his fat wife, but she keeps cancelling them last minute cause she hates her marriage and Phil she's stressed and tired from working part-time in a mall clothing store.
5)In the last 24 hours, Phil did his normal Sunday react content. He broken his personal beg world record of 16 by begging 17 times. He didn't make a whole lot of money and is threatening to wage quit it even though he's been banking the last few months of becoming a full-time react 'content currator'. 1MM leaving really hitting him hard.

Also some fun facts for people who aren't aware about Phil: Phil is addicted to a mobile candy crush gatacha game called WWE Champions. He's one of the biggest Whales in the game and spent 14k+ so far in 2024 on it. The reason he's so nervous right now is the fact that from what Doody can tell, Phil uses all his paypal tips (what 1MM gave everyday) to purchase pulls and coins in this game as Phil's secret account of DownFromTheRafters ALWAYS has spent around the same amount in game as Phil made in tips over the past week after (paypal fees) (along with the bank leaks revealing all the MTX). Phil pays all his bills (including the 2 big bills) with his youtube check which is his ad revenue and superberries.
 
No, it does. The /v/ pedophiles see the Japanese pedophilia culture as a way to keep people out of their hobbies. They raise this point when lolicon is brought up on imageboards.
They should just call it the /vito/ board, but that would give too much attention to a fat pedo faggot, though he his a good representation for what most of these people look and act like I'm sure.
 
Sony is infested, moved its PlayStation HQ to California, and engages in censorship frequently. Also, Stellar Blade got a lot of coverage for months beforehand for being the baaaaased coomer male gaze game including a statement that it would be uncensored just a week ago. Oops.
Weebtrash coomers bought a porn game and got slightly less porn than they were promised. My god the humanity.
 
No, it does. The /v/ pedophiles see the Japanese pedophilia culture as a way to keep people out of their hobbies. They raise this point when lolicon is brought up on imageboards.
Unfortunately for them it does nothing to keep trannies out of their hobby, arguably the biggest group you wouldn't want.
 
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Null creates a site-only currency called something like KiwiCoin (KWC)
Every account gets like 50 KWC a month for free
People can place bets on lolcow events using KWC
It serves literally no other purpose other than allowing people to gamba
Gamba addicts can buy more KWC from Null, supporting the site and making it worth his time

There's no way this could go wrong in a horribly retarded fassion, right?
Yeah, the last time we fucked with coins it went swimmingly with no issues whatsoever.
We even have a design all ready to go:
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bros the anime avatars are mad at me again
I hate how this has been willingly coopted.
Back in the day an anime avatar was a young teenage boy who was repping their love of either Naruto, DBZ, or Inuyasha. (If you were extra spicy/weird it would be Ranma 1/2 or Sailor Moon)
Now-a-days anime avatars are 4 catagories that everyone just willingly lumps in with the second catagory:
1. Actual anime fans who just like a character, or are using a meme avatar from a show they like.
2. Insane leftists who hate all other catagories, and anime itself, but just like 1 series and use it as an in to spread DEI and leftist propoganda, and for some reason it is mostly Fire Emblem.
3. Weirdos who find their fetish within a subsection of anime as a whole.
4. Anti-social people, possibly dissident right but don't have to be, who are not stupid enough to associate what they troll on twitter with their actual names and faces like a boomer on facebook.

But everyone is just willing to be like, "Yup anime avatar, he must be a progressive."
 
I hate how this has been willingly coopted.
Back in the day an anime avatar was a young teenage boy who was repping their love of either Naruto, DBZ, or Inuyasha. (If you were extra spicy/weird it would be Ranma 1/2 or Sailor Moon)
Now-a-days anime avatars are 4 catagories that everyone just willingly lumps in with the second catagory:
1. Actual anime fans who just like a character, or are using a meme avatar from a show they like.
2. Insane leftists who hate all other catagories, and anime itself, but just like 1 series and use it as an in to spread DEI and leftist propoganda, and for some reason it is mostly Fire Emblem.
3. Weirdos who find their fetish within a subsection of anime as a whole.
4. Anti-social people, possibly dissident right but don't have to be, who are not stupid enough to associate what they troll on twitter with their actual names and faces like a boomer on facebook.

But everyone is just willing to be like, "Yup anime avatar, he must be a progressive."
There's just two categories.

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I hate how this has been willingly coopted.
Back in the day an anime avatar was a young teenage boy who was repping their love of either Naruto, DBZ, or Inuyasha. (If you were extra spicy/weird it would be Ranma 1/2 or Sailor Moon)
Now-a-days anime avatars are 4 catagories that everyone just willingly lumps in with the second catagory:
1. Actual anime fans who just like a character, or are using a meme avatar from a show they like.
2. Insane leftists who hate all other catagories, and anime itself, but just like 1 series and use it as an in to spread DEI and leftist propoganda, and for some reason it is mostly Fire Emblem.
3. Weirdos who find their fetish within a subsection of anime as a whole.
4. Anti-social people, possibly dissident right but don't have to be, who are not stupid enough to associate what they troll on twitter with their actual names and faces like a boomer on facebook.

But everyone is just willing to be like, "Yup anime avatar, he must be a progressive."
You are actually braindamaged. Please commit seppiku with your $20 chink steel katana.
 
In political news, ghetto trash, hood rat, certified kween and super mayor of Dalton Illinois Tiffany A Henyard has been raided by the FBI twice.
and things have gotten so bad that her lawyers abandoned her due to lack of payment which I didn't think was possible once they committed
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A helpful 18 part and growing playlist chronicling the Super Mayor by Actual Justice Warrior.
To poorly summarize a story that's almost a year in the making, a bunch of rubes elect Henyard for their mayor because she's black and a woman, Henyard also gets herself as the head of Thorton Township, bankrupts the town, buys off the cops to make them her personal security/thugs by giving them over a hundred hours of overtime in a two week pay period, orders a drive by on a citizen who trashed talked her, shuts down businesses that don't donate to her campaign, set up a fake cancer charity in her name and pockets the money, set up a website and podcast using tax dollars to promote herself, locks the trustees our of their own building so they can't have public meetings anymore, spent $60k on personal trips using tax dollars, forged signatures on payment document, and screams at citizens criticizing her because they're not supporting a black woman in power.
EDIT:
I was reminded by @Colonel Sugarlemons that she tried to cover up a sexual assault/rape done by one of her lickspittle trustees to one of her subordinates during a tax payer paid trip to Las Vegas.

Some of you might think "they voted for her so they get what they fucking deserve". However, they did do a recall on her but because this is in Illinois the recall was deemed unconstitutional, I don't know the specifics of that, and Mayor Henyard was allowed to keep both of her tax payer funded jobs at the tune of just shy of $300k just in salary plus whatever else she was/is pocketing. How she has not been hung yet I have no idea.

Guise, I love this woman.
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I have never seen an American politician so openly corrupt and brazen about it. It is refreshing. America needs a better criminal politician and Tiffany A Henyard is the Super Mayor we need. I can fix her. I know it.
 
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Signatures have always sucked
I liked them, but it depended on the forum.
What, you don't miss when every post had one sentence related to the topic at hand followed by multiple paragraphs of emo poetry and animated gifs?
I was referring to mostly small static images for identification and variety. Animation and text walls were terrible.
 
Some crypto news since you have been neglecting crypto and I can't handle another stream only grandstanding about "le anime pedos" and "le gamer coomer":

The UK government now destroys seized cryptos that are deemed "not conductive to the public good".
In short, they are destroying Monero they seize, but freely resell Bitcoin because it can be tracked anyway.

Also if you already didn't know, the US government doesn't resell Monero either, but it doesn't destroy it. Probably keeps it on the side for a false flag or something.
Today I am pleased that the governments are a deflation force in Monero's economy.

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Mt. Gox was the biggest crypto exchange from 2010 to 2014 (managed 70% of all crypto sells back then) closed in 2014 following a security breach, and ever since the remaining crypto/money was in bankruptcy and in the hands of the Japanese legal system. (The owner, (((Mark Kerpeles))), a French jew, lived in Japan and magically avoided prison even though he did a thousand different crimes)
After ten years of legal proceedings, the people that were owed money are starting to get their payments. It's approximately 10% of the amount they originally had on Mt Gox, but since it's Bitcoin, even 10% is a looooot more than what they originally lost in 2014.
The equivalent of ~$9 billions will be transmitted to the creditors.
 
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