"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Col]

Thank you all for the feed back. Even though some like it, others apparently really hate it for some reason. I hope after the break we can maybe revisit it and come up with a solution. Like maybe reading it after the music or like a separate few minute video a month reading a chunk or something.

Please don't read scripture superchats if you have no personal, specific desire to do so. Shit's boring and aggravating, even when it's speaking a message that I agree with. Having unironic/unfunny sermons shoehorned into a show like MATI makes me MATI. It's become a reason for me to pause the stream for a couple of minutes at some point before superchats so that I can skip the scripture.

But just to clarify two things. You didn't need to pause for minutes. I edit the audio each week. The average clip is under 25 seconds and the longest one ever was 40 seconds. Finally, Enoch hasn't really sermonized yet. It has been telling a story. It also doesn't really give the reader any commands until the end basically saying to observe a 365 day calendar.

 

[Gorton Colu]

@Null Do you naturally have a slower heartbeat or was this something you developed?

I believe I remember a MATI from a couple of years ago where you said you were naturally reptilian and could wait for your enemies to get their just rewards, but I'm not sure.

Is it possible to acquire this ability?

 

[I'm a Silly]

The formerly fat retard should move to Mexico and become a lawyer, perhaps for Ralph.

Yes, Nikocado Avocado the Avocado Abogado.

Nikocado Avocado, the Avocado Abogado who drinks Advocaat.

Also rape this post Agree if you think Null’s stress induced murder of a teacher should be added to the kiwifarms kill count.

Listen here, post:

 

[Null]

I am processing the Gumroad video now, will be up soon.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Caleb Maupin is a Red Diaper Baby and stands to school people on why [presuming they are America First, &c.] they should stop washing Putin's balls; tankies love Putin. So this is a two-fer!

Please tell me Mr. Caleb about your obsession with being a spanky tanky and how bdsm is essential to the workers struggle in the United states

 

[TV's Adam West]

What is the point of this? I'm not going to post pictures of myself, so if I say I've lost 2000 pounds and am ripped, are you just going to be like "ok I'll stop being fucking annoying now?"

I'm not naive, and I'm not going to show you shit, and I don't want people to know what I look like. Stop annoying me.

No stalker child, I will not lose weight, and you have been warned not to comment on my weight, stalker child. Enjoy your ban.

 

[Wodanaz]

I am processing the Gumroad video now, will be up soon.

I will subscribe once I deem a sufficient amount of content has been generated, and then I will cancel until such a series of events repeats.
enjoy $5 annually, stalker child

 

[The President of Nintendo]

@Null How about a weight loss challenge with your audience, with penalties if you miss your goals each month?

Making a public spectacle of your goals is often counterproductive and even if he did do something like this there would be that contingent of people who would never be satisfied with his progress and would suck all the joy/fulfillment out of it.

 

[Null]

ISOM #2 review out.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Hones

Thank you all for the feed back. Even though some like it, others apparently really hate it for some reason. I hope after the break we can maybe revisit it and come up with a solution. Like maybe reading it after the music or like a separate few minute video a month reading a chunk or something.



But just to clarify two things. You didn't need to pause for minutes. I edit the audio each week. The average clip is under 25 seconds and the longest one ever was 40 seconds. Finally, Enoch hasn't really sermonized yet. It has been telling a story. It also doesn't really give the reader any commands until the end basically saying to observe a 365 day calendar.

Honestly, at this point you're like, the podcasts' own personal little lolcow. First the spergy anime letter that Josh salted and burned, and now you've got people paying money (which admittedly is quite funny) just to fuck with you requesting scripture nonsense. It's not about hating scripture. It's about why the fuck, of all things, are you sending in, to a funny internet forum podcast, unironic passages from scriptures that weren't even cool enough to get canonized in the real book? It's like having Josh randomly burst into Dante and old school Beowulf without any joke or bit.

People pay the money because it's funny and you react. If you want to support Josh, just send in regular fucking chats lmao. You can do that. Or be a gimmick account. You don't have to be like, productive when you give money to a streamer.

That's why people are paying money to not have scripture read.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hones

Honestly, at this point you're like, the podcasts' own personal little lolcow. First the spergy anime letter that Josh salted and burned, and now you've got people paying money (which admittedly is quite funny) just to fuck with you requesting scripture nonsense. It's not about hating scripture. It's about why the fuck, of all things, are you sending in, to a funny internet forum podcast, unironic passages from scriptures that weren't even cool enough to get canonized in the real book? It's like having Josh randomly burst into Dante and old school Beowulf without any joke or bit.

People pay the money because it's funny and you react. If you want to support Josh, just send in regular fucking chats lmao. You can do that. Or be a gimmick account. You don't have to be like, productive when you give money to a streamer.

That's why people are paying money to not have scripture read.

Thank you. Literally hearing Enoch just makes the podcast grind to a halt. It's gay @Col , it's gay and it's time to stop.

No more heresy. Just use AI or something to finish your audio book bro.

 

[Chuck Chudjak]

Would chinese josh favorite meal be a succulent buttered dog? would he also add some chilis and nuts in the dish too?

 

[Pope Urban]

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What is the point of this? I'm not going to post pictures of myself, so if I say I've lost 2000 pounds and am ripped, are you just going to be like "ok I'll stop being fucking annoying now?"

I'm not naive, and I'm not going to show you shit, and I don't want people to know what I look like. Stop annoying me.

I'm sorry I upset you Josh, that wasn't my intention. If you did set a public goal, I'd take it on your word alone if you said you lost X pounds, for what it's worth.
Really, I appreciate the forum and the work you do for it. I though it might be a fun idea, as you've talked about weight loss challenge in the past. It's up to you, though. Best wishes, and please don't let the forum posts get to you.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null

Late to the party, but just pass an old picture of you through that filter that gives you the really square jaw and raised eyebrow. Just say that’s the current you and then do it for the slobber mutt.

 

[The Backwards Man]

filter that gives you the really square jaw and raised eyebrow

Why would he need to use a filter for that, when that's just what he really looks like rn?

 

[Mesosalpinx]

Just to put this to rest, I met Josh in downtown Belgrade yesterday and he let me take this photo of him.

 

[Jotch]

Just to put this to rest, I met Josh in downtown Belgrade yesterday and he let me take this photo of him.
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He looks like he lost a lot of weight! I hope he doesn't get stopped in airport security for looking like a Metal Gear character.

 

[Gorton Colu]

It's not about hating scripture. It's about why the fuck, of all things, are you sending in, to a funny internet forum podcast, unironic passages from scriptures

Thank you. Literally hearing Enoch just makes the podcast grind to a halt. It's gay @Col , it's gay and it's time to stop

I don't even think it's that. It's that they are entirely without context and without any compelling narrative. It's just isolated verses disconnected from everything.

A modicum of effort to tie in a particular verse with some happening or moral quandary  could have been more appreciated. Nool is not even asked to give commentary and couldn't do it even if asked.

Just to put this to rest, I met Josh in downtown Belgrade yesterday and he let me take this photo of him.
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Joah accepted the call.

 

[Gog & Magog]

That's why people are paying money to not have scripture read.

What if this was all part of his plan to trick others into sending Null more superchats asking him to not read the book of Enoch, and thus earning Null more monies than he would have otherwise earned?

 

[WelperHelper99]

I don't even think it's that. It's that they are entirely without context and without any compelling narrative. It's just isolated verses disconnected from everything.

A modicum of effort to tie in a particular verse with some happening or moral quandary  could have been more appreciated. Nool is not even asked to give commentary and couldn't do it even if asked

That too. I don't even know what Josh is saying when he reads them. Scripture is meant to be read chapter to chapter. It's history as much as parable and good sayings and prophecy. You can't follow a narrative if it's a verse a week- nor should you expect Josh to read the entire thing at once, because that's mega gay.