"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

@Null Do you naturally have a slower heartbeat or was this something you developed?

I believe I remember a MATI from a couple of years ago where you said you were naturally reptilian and could wait for your enemies to get their just rewards, but I'm not sure.

Is it possible to acquire this ability?
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
The formerly fat retard should move to Mexico and become a lawyer, perhaps for Ralph.

Yes, Nikocado Avocado the Avocado Abogado.
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Nikocado Avocado, the Avocado Abogado who drinks Advocaat.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Also rape this post Agree if you think Null’s stress induced murder of a teacher should be added to the kiwifarms kill count.
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Listen here, post:
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I'm a Silly said:
Caleb Maupin is a Red Diaper Baby and stands to school people on why [presuming they are America First, &c.] they should stop washing Putin's balls; tankies love Putin. So this is a two-fer!
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Please tell me Mr. Caleb about your obsession with being a spanky tanky and how bdsm is essential to the workers struggle in the United states
 
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Null said:
What is the point of this? I'm not going to post pictures of myself, so if I say I've lost 2000 pounds and am ripped, are you just going to be like "ok I'll stop being fucking annoying now?"

I'm not naive, and I'm not going to show you shit, and I don't want people to know what I look like. Stop annoying me.
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No stalker child, I will not lose weight, and you have been warned not to comment on my weight, stalker child. Enjoy your ban.
 
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Pope Urban said:
@Null How about a weight loss challenge with your audience, with penalties if you miss your goals each month?
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Making a public spectacle of your goals is often counterproductive and even if he did do something like this there would be that contingent of people who would never be satisfied with his progress and would suck all the joy/fulfillment out of it.
 
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Thank you all for the feed back. Even though some like it, others apparently really hate it for some reason. I hope after the break we can maybe revisit it and come up with a solution. Like maybe reading it after the music or like a separate few minute video a month reading a chunk or something.



But just to clarify two things. You didn't need to pause for minutes. I edit the audio each week. The average clip is under 25 seconds and the longest one ever was 40 seconds. Finally, Enoch hasn't really sermonized yet. It has been telling a story. It also doesn't really give the reader any commands until the end basically saying to observe a 365 day calendar.
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Honestly, at this point you're like, the podcasts' own personal little lolcow. First the spergy anime letter that Josh salted and burned, and now you've got people paying money (which admittedly is quite funny) just to fuck with you requesting scripture nonsense. It's not about hating scripture. It's about why the fuck, of all things, are you sending in, to a funny internet forum podcast, unironic passages from scriptures that weren't even cool enough to get canonized in the real book? It's like having Josh randomly burst into Dante and old school Beowulf without any joke or bit.

People pay the money because it's funny and you react. If you want to support Josh, just send in regular fucking chats lmao. You can do that. Or be a gimmick account. You don't have to be like, productive when you give money to a streamer.

That's why people are paying money to not have scripture read.
 
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Randy Butternubs said:
Hones

Honestly, at this point you're like, the podcasts' own personal little lolcow. First the spergy anime letter that Josh salted and burned, and now you've got people paying money (which admittedly is quite funny) just to fuck with you requesting scripture nonsense. It's not about hating scripture. It's about why the fuck, of all things, are you sending in, to a funny internet forum podcast, unironic passages from scriptures that weren't even cool enough to get canonized in the real book? It's like having Josh randomly burst into Dante and old school Beowulf without any joke or bit.

People pay the money because it's funny and you react. If you want to support Josh, just send in regular fucking chats lmao. You can do that. Or be a gimmick account. You don't have to be like, productive when you give money to a streamer.

That's why people are paying money to not have scripture read.
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Thank you. Literally hearing Enoch just makes the podcast grind to a halt. It's gay @Col , it's gay and it's time to stop.
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No more heresy. Just use AI or something to finish your audio book bro.
 
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Null said:
What is the point of this? I'm not going to post pictures of myself, so if I say I've lost 2000 pounds and am ripped, are you just going to be like "ok I'll stop being fucking annoying now?"

I'm not naive, and I'm not going to show you shit, and I don't want people to know what I look like. Stop annoying me.
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I'm sorry I upset you Josh, that wasn't my intention. If you did set a public goal, I'd take it on your word alone if you said you lost X pounds, for what it's worth.
Really, I appreciate the forum and the work you do for it. I though it might be a fun idea, as you've talked about weight loss challenge in the past. It's up to you, though. Best wishes, and please don't let the forum posts get to you.
 
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Mesosalpinx said:
Just to put this to rest, I met Josh in downtown Belgrade yesterday and he let me take this photo of him.
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He looks like he lost a lot of weight! I hope he doesn't get stopped in airport security for looking like a Metal Gear character.
 
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Randy Butternubs said:
It's not about hating scripture. It's about why the fuck, of all things, are you sending in, to a funny internet forum podcast, unironic passages from scriptures
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WelperHelper99 said:
Thank you. Literally hearing Enoch just makes the podcast grind to a halt. It's gay @Col , it's gay and it's time to stop
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I don't even think it's that. It's that they are entirely without context and without any compelling narrative. It's just isolated verses disconnected from everything.

A modicum of effort to tie in a particular verse with some happening or moral quandary  could have been more appreciated. Nool is not even asked to give commentary and couldn't do it even if asked.
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Just to put this to rest, I met Josh in downtown Belgrade yesterday and he let me take this photo of him.
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Joah accepted the call.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
I don't even think it's that. It's that they are entirely without context and without any compelling narrative. It's just isolated verses disconnected from everything.

A modicum of effort to tie in a particular verse with some happening or moral quandary  could have been more appreciated. Nool is not even asked to give commentary and couldn't do it even if asked
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That too. I don't even know what Josh is saying when he reads them. Scripture is meant to be read chapter to chapter. It's history as much as parable and good sayings and prophecy. You can't follow a narrative if it's a verse a week- nor should you expect Josh to read the entire thing at once, because that's mega gay.
 
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