"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

shurnedwolf said:
@Null Come to Texas, you can buy banana peppers at grocery stores instead of growing them like a peasant from your 40th floor commieblock apartment.
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Shame on you, trying to lure our Ooperator into a bad neighborhood with candy. You just want to hear him rage from within the ocean of latinxes and Californian tax refugees, don't you?
 
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Shame on you, trying to lure our Ooperator into a bad neighborhood with candy. You just want to hear him rage from within the ocean of latinxes and Californian tax refugees, don't you?
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He'd like Texas. The dominant grocery chain H-E-B has both kinds of cheese, white AND yellow.
 
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Shame on you, trying to lure our Ooperator into a bad neighborhood with candy. You just want to hear him rage from within the ocean of latinxes and Californian tax refugees, don't you?
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Texas has really great small towns, cities are becoming cess pits. From Athens to London to Paris to Rhome, the stars are gonna shine from here to Palestine, when the angels take flight, deep from the heart of the dark Texas night.
 
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Probably done being processed by 2026
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I recently got around to watching Cornstarch and have, as a result, learned that wypipo don't season dey food and apparently have an irrepressible racial desire to taste flesh.

This is more than I have ever learned from watching PBS at any point in my entire life and comes as a shocking revelation to myself as a whitey. Thank you for the culturally educational videos, Josh.
 
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That Cornstarch gumroad is one of the funniest videos you've put out!! For some reason, I'm most shocked at the guy who said Target is for white folks and Walmart is for blacks. How is Walmart for blacks when fucking Burlington exists?

That's the blacks/browns Walmart
 
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Randy Butternubs said:
That Cornstarch gumroad is one of the funniest videos you've put out!! For some reason, I'm most shocked at the guy who said Target is for white folks and Walmart is for blacks. How is Walmart for blacks when fucking Burlington exists?

That's the blacks/browns Walmart
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A store being more nigger than Walmart terrifies yet intrigues me.
 
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mrfresh said:
For the reddit segment a liberal buys a gun to defend himself from Nazis gets in an argument with his parents tries to shoot himself and realizes he loaded his gun with fake training bullets.
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What a shame. Imagine killing yourself because you got into an argument with your parents. Probably one of the most selfish things you can do to spite them. I wish he succeeded.

Here is the transcript so you don't have to go to gay ass Reddit.
Don't have anyone to tell, not sure anyone even cares. But I was training over the weekend on quick draws, clearing jams, etc. I had a few snap caps randomly loaded in my magazine.

Well tonight I got into a huge argument with my family and I decided "Fuck It. They don't want me, they don't have to suffer my presence anymore"

I sat down, grabbed my handgun, pulled the slide back just enough to see brass, against my head, and... click. I'm thinking theres no way in hell its a defective round or it's jammer or whatever. Pull the slide back and a little red plastic round drops out.

So now Im sitting here with my dog in my lap. I don't want to die right now. I'm calm and safe.

Im supposed to be dead. And I dont know how to feel about still living.

Anyway, if anyone reads this do me a favor and get yourself a treat today. Be kind to yourself.

Edit: thanks for the replies. It means a lot. Ive already disabled my firearms and locked the parts away.
 

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mrfresh said:
For the reddit segment a liberal buys a gun to defend himself from Nazis gets in an argument with his parents tries to shoot himself and realizes he loaded his gun with fake training bullets.
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I wonder if you'd get banned entirely from reddit if you said do it again, but don't fuck it up next time. Like they go on about 'don't miss' with Trump. (I know the answer, but still would be funny. I can't believe all those idiots on there acting like this real at all.)
 
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