"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[CallmeCicada]

Nothing gets past him.

I am always surprised in how many places Null randomly pops up in. It's nice seeing him engage with users, though often its not so positive.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Unless the farmer is dirty, riding a pig, and has a gaggle of kids that look more like the pig than the farmer, just assume they bought some shit produce from Walmart and call it “farmer raised organic”.

They unironically do. I watched a YouTube documentary about this not long ago where they noticed a bunch of produce even still had the stickers on them. They filmed them unload the boxes from the store in the morning.

If the produce looks too perfect or is wrapped in plastic you can be sure that it's just the same crap from the store. There isn't really any authority controlling this either so they just get away with charging 3x the price for shit from the store.

Farmers markets are a big scam unless you actually know the people running the stall and where their farm is. Real home grown organic produce will not be perfecly clean, waxed and shiny, be uneven in size and look a bit "ugly" aka apples that have some spots on them or carrots that aren't perfectly straight. Everything else is factory shit from a greenhouse.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I've come around to respecting frozen and canned goods more than I used to. Fresh produce is an illusion unless the person selling it is in driving distance of the farm it came from. Ripe and flash frozen / canned seems better.

Seafood too, if you don't pull it out of the water yourself, all fish you can buy is frozen. Even if you get the fish the day it was caught, they threw it on ice on the boat right after catching.

 

[Null]

There was a big shock in the Philippines where at MegaWorld (their walmart, a comically large company that owns the entire country) in how the produce was ugly. I had this epiphany that all the produce we see in stores in the US is a special grade and everything less perfect looking gets shipped out to poor countries.

But what this has done is divorce us from the reality of food. The meat spots in eggs, frumpiness of real apples, etc. It's all so fake.

What I'm trying to say is: https://youtu.be/tvtJPs8IDgU?t=60

 

[CallmeCicada]

There was a big shock in the Philippines where at MegaWorld (their walmart, a comically large company that owns the entire country) in how the produce was ugly. I had this epiphany that all the produce we see in stores in the US is a special grade and everything less perfect looking gets shipped out to poor countries.

But what this has done is divorce us from the reality of food. The meat spots in eggs, frumpiness of real apples, etc. It's all so fake.

What I'm trying to say is: https://youtu.be/tvtJPs8IDgU?t=60

 

[scallion]

Josh did you end up getting yourself anything from the Whole Foods cheese section? I always thought it looked pretty impressive but I've never been out of the country so I can't say for sure

 

[Jacknife]

I've come around to respecting frozen and canned goods more than I used to.

Frozen yeah, canned not so much, I only have canned stuff for cases when I have no time to cook.

 

[Sneeds]

found some old ass video

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I doubt it, he came in, lingered briefly then dissolved away like a fart. The only nice thing about elderly attention whores is how little attention they actually need, like a cactus. One good rain and they're fine for 2 years to ignore.

He filed his lolsuit a while ago and now he is talking about how he is going to amend it. He is convinced that by emailing youtube support, this will allow it to work

 

[Null]

Josh did you end up getting yourself anything from the Whole Foods cheese section? I always thought it looked pretty impressive but I've never been out of the country so I can't say for sure

I cleared it out, obviously.



By the way, I checked out several whole foods in my drives. This is ABSOLUTELY NOT indicative of whole foods across the US. I feel like retards yelling at me live in one place, never travel, and they're like "well whole foods nextdoor has X therefor it's ubiquitous across the US". fucking delusional. Even ones in major cities have like a small deli area that's just five kinds of cheddar.

p.s.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

But what have Mexicans ever done with them? Make salsa, which is just a lazier, more sloppy, watery version of tomato sauce and contains disgusting CILANTRO. The Italians have taken the tomato and elevated it to become a part in god-tier cuisine. Only white people can do that.

Salsa and tomato sauce are not the same thing, that's like comparing Cheddar with Comté.
Both high quality items, but special in their own unique way.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

This has to be a mati viewer. That or nulls annexing Canada idea is really taking off

 

[Haramburger]

>being able to air drop anywhere in India & find trash
Cringe
>being able to air drop anywhere in US & find good cheese
Based

Change your strategy, adapt to the competitive meta

 

[FBI Neighbor]

Police body-camera footage of Nick Fuentes after he battered the woman at his door has been released:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIoqWy_Y9u0

Sorry if late. Didn't show in search, isn't featured and haven't seen it on MATI. Video is from yesterday.

Tried archiving two different MP4 versions of it. No luck. I'll let someone else give it a go.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

found some old ass video

This is art. I can't download this one as I do not know how to bypass the age restriction because Tyshawn fucking kills all the KiwiFags at the Kiwi Farms faggot convention like a fucking chad.

I did not know that I needed the phrase "chefshit weeab autistard faggot" in my life until now.

Pure art. We tried to stop him from happening but failed because it fucking happened anyways AS FUCK. I like this kind of sillyness.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

p.s.

Second St SE, Washington DC.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

There was a big shock in the Philippines where at MegaWorld (their walmart, a comically large company that owns the entire country) in how the produce was ugly. I had this epiphany that all the produce we see in stores in the US is a special grade and everything less perfect looking gets shipped out to poor countries.

But what this has done is divorce us from the reality of food. The meat spots in eggs, frumpiness of real apples, etc. It's all so fake.

What I'm trying to say is: https://youtu.be/tvtJPs8IDgU?t=60

In China they don't trust veggies unless there's little bug bites taken out of them. Only way to know it was grown without pesticides, is the idea.

 

[名無し]

I'll let someone else give it a go.

 

[Sneeds]

Pop

This is art. I can't download this one as I do not know how to bypass the age restriction because Tyshawn fucking kills all the KiwiFags at the Kiwi Farms faggot convention like a fucking chad.

I did not know that I needed the phrase "chefshit weeab autistard faggot" in my life until now.
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Pure art. We tried to stop him from happening but failed because it fucking happened anyways AS FUCK. I like this kind of sillyness.

Lmao

 

[Enginig Gaming]

I would like to thank Null for somehow not getting REDACTED while doing the Simulstream on X (Formerly Twitter TM), i hope for more in the future also i would like to suggest a intro/outro song for the next MATI:

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