"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Haramburger]

Shockingly close to my Random Pic & Gifs post yesterday:

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I know you were already covering the fires but this little sequence of events is FAR too retarded to not mention.

Firstly, propaganda where the first responders flat out say pretty much "if I can't save you because I'm a woman, its your fault you got hurt."

I guess they forgot what VICTIM BLAMING is

the other bull dyke that is going to leave your husband to die in the fire

Second pride news worships the new fire chief BECAUSE shes lesbian

Seems like only yesterday....


Wait, that was yesterday.

Third, the fire chief caved on camera saying that the city failed her (which is true, regardless of her ability, having empty fire hydrants and equipment sold to ukraine is making the job impossible)

Fourth, she was dragged in by the mayor and screamed at, and was ABOUT to be fired BECAUSE she said the city failed her, and is only keeping her job because last second the mayor realized this would be suicide / throwing a tantrum in crisis will multiply hate / trying to find a NEW fire chief mid crisis would be hell.

Note, the article SEEMED to originally say she was JUST flat out fired, so theres a good chance she actually was, but then mayor panicked and screamed for her to take her job back once she bothered to think it through. Regardless, mayor is a clown.

The Fire Chief has been fired. (almost)

EDIT : fixed janked up quotes.

 

[Troonos]

Designated shitta street located in Nigeria!

https://maps.app.goo.gl/NsjKpcF4gUeKn7h46

 

[Big Mommy]

I didn't forget cardposting, my joke was that he introduces himself in a precisely 50 second blurb every single goddamn video

If he didn't introduce himself then how would you know that his name is Card and he is a long-time progressive community organizer who briefly wants to talk to you about a reactionary dog whistle that's been around for a while now?

Now he's stopped spamming the Dog Whistles I should try and make the supercut where I remove the repeated segments.

Anyway, the cat's name was Nigger Man. That's all I have to say today, once again his name is Card. If you might want to hear more from him especially about emerging or obscure reactionary dog whistles and how to spot them, feel free to subscribe to his YouTube page.

 

[von Hapasbourg]

I can't believe Jewsh made a whole gumroad video about inbred pug-pitbull hybrids while not showing this gem

archive:

 

[Maude Snew]

I would strongly recommend against Cherokee Purple, and suggest Oxheart instead if you want a fleshy tomato, if you mostly want them for sauces and the like can't go wrong with San Marzano. Some of my Cherokee Purple plants outright died at some point after being put outside while the ones that made it barely produced anything while my Oxhearts just had kilos each with individual ones going up to a pound in weight, some massive fucking tomato on that one, the San Marzano also produced lots and lots but those don't get as big individual fruit. Should get those seeds germinating soon.

 

[Convallaria majalis]

If you don’t care about hybrid tomatoes, you can get some plants started with supermarket tomatoes easily. You just slice some up in a pot with veggie friendly soil. I compost and I made the mistake 4 years ago of chucking in rotten tomatoes. Every spring, I get tomato plants growing out of that sucker. I don’t know if your landlord would care about that Josh, but it is “black gold” if you can manage a little compost bin. Maybe a freestanding spinning one would be okay at least for veggie scraps and grass clippings.

 

[Castoreum]

NULL. IF YOU ACTUALLY GROW TOMATOES...

I can't recommend enough that if you encounter aphids to buy a shitload of ladybugs. They're cheap and it's great to watch them wake up and crawl all over your plants. Plus you might get a few who stay after chowing down on aphids and lay eggs. Then you can watch the ladybug life cycle in full. It's more fun than spraying insecticide.

 

[Maude Snew]

NULL. IF YOU ACTUALLY GROW TOMATOES...

I can't recommend enough that if you encounter aphids to buy a shitload of ladybugs. They're cheap and it's great to watch them wake up and crawl all over your plants. Plus you might get a few who stay after chowing down on aphids and lay eggs. Then you can watch the ladybug life cycle in full. It's more fun than spraying insecticide.

Alas, the Slobbermutt has formed an alliance with the ladybug kingdom against the evil empire of the aphids before only for the ladybugs to desert him in his hour of need. Where were the ladybugs when the banana peppers fell?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Null, when you say you don't like tomatoes do you mean the average Goymato you get at Walmart or the heirloom tomato? If you haven't tried them, give heirloom tomatoes a try, those things actually have flavor.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

You gotta be white to appreciate a good 'mater.
Kinda like Horseradish, there's a built in Vril check.

 

[Null]

You gotta be white to appreciate a good 'mater.

nigga tomatoes are mexican

 

[Lidl Drip]

nigga tomatoes are mexican

But what have Mexicans ever done with them? Make salsa, which is just a lazier, more sloppy, watery version of tomato sauce and contains disgusting CILANTRO. The Italians have taken the tomato and elevated it to become a part in god-tier cuisine. Only white people can do that.

 

[April the Not-So-Hotwife]

nigga tomatoes are mexican

Do you like cherry tomatos? They are super easy to grow. Especially if you’re not one to like tomatoes. I hate large sliced tomatoes but cherry tomatoes straight from the garden washed off with some salt on it? So delicious.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

nigga tomatoes are mexican

Much like maté, coffee and tobacco they became energizing elixirs of the aryan race...

 

[GreenTips]

nigga tomatoes are mexican

Sir, did you completely forget about the dago wops who eat nothing but tomatoes? Don't you have guinea blood in you?

 

[God's strongest milkman]

nigga tomatoes are mexican

This is true but basically every culture that found tomatoes were hesitant to start eating them including the south American natives for which tomatoes weren't a particularly popular crop until much later around when the Spanish showed up.

Tomatoes are acidic and part of the nightshade family so people thought they were poisonous, in fact when the Spanish Introduced the tomato to Europe the only people that could afford them were the rich who often ate on pewter, but they made pewter with lead in it which only became a problem if you are acidic foods on it like tomato. So it quickly got the reputation for being poisonous.

The different South American pre Columbian cultures did use tomatoes in food but not to the extent they did other natives fruits and vegetables, tomatoes exploded usage and complexity in the hands of Europeans. Although every culture uses them because tomatoes rock.

You gotta be white to appreciate a good 'mater.
Kinda like Horseradish, there's a built in Vril check.

Tomatoes are one of those fruits where a fresh one is extremely different. Like texturally, flavor, depth, juice. It's like eating an entire different plant. It's like eating nothing but canned pears all your life and then eating a fresh ripe one.

Although I think all the luxury and highest quality tomato brands and types are grown in Italy and the Mediterranean.

 

[Quintus]

I wouldn't eat a tomato like an apple. But I would slice one up and eat it with some olive oil and black pepper.

 

[Null]

41 emails left. all the easy ones are taken care of, all that's left is real mail. rip

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I wouldn't eat a tomato like an apple. But I would slice one up and eat it with some olive oil and black pepper.

I used to get fresh ones from a neighbor and essentially slice them up and eat them raw with salt and pepper.

Also an extremely tasty and easy side dish is literally just a small roasted pan of cherry tomatoes and garlic and olive oil. It essentially turns them into an extremely savory tasty jam.