"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[dvorak]

Remember Josh, no jewelry or metal objects when you go in for a CT scan.

 

[Muppetstudios]

I hear in super secret news that Josh's medical emergency is that he's entered rehab for Sneed addiction

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Very likely a related to a finding in the appointment.

Leaning towards secret pregnant wife now. If baby is leaning on the placenta at a late stage ultrasound, you get the good news that today you are having a baby (induced or extracted depending)

 

[Jotch]

Leaning towards secret pregnant wife now. If baby is leaning on the placenta at a late stage ultrasound, you get the good news that today you are having a baby (induced or extracted depending)

kill yourself

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

is he ded yet

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

not like this bros

(take care jersh.)

 

[Swiss46]

He forgot it was penis inspection day. It happens.

 

[Farmer9876]

Today's stream is cancelled. Medical emergency. Sorry.

Hope nothing serious, get better king.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Assuming it's his emergency, I'm guessing appendicitis, cancer, or something cardiac related. Get well soon regardless.
Edit: Lodged "foreign object" is never out of the question.

Josh: fucking airport lost my cheesewheel
Doctor: well we found your missing cheese you fucking ate it you fat fuck.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

RIP Jewsh
1992-2025
Died due to mold infection from shitty European cheese

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Get well soon, nigger.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Get well slugger. I guess we live to Sneed another day.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Leaning towards secret pregnant wife now. If baby is leaning on the placenta at a late stage ultrasound, you get the good news that today you are having a baby (induced or extracted depending)

He's been in America for to 2 weeks and he just magically has a kid? Holy fuck, die nigga.

 

[evilsponge]

Sorry you got the bad poops

 

[I'm a Silly]

get well soon; hope your disaster is mild

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

He's been in America for to 2 weeks and he just magically has a kid? Holy fuck, die nigga.

I don't want to alarm you, but women also exist outside of america

 

[joebobmurphy]

I'm gonna throw my guess in. Kidney stone, perhaps?

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

Caffeine relapse

 

[Ace888Ace]

Personally, I think it's that damned standing desk of his. His legs must have broken under the strain of supporting his weight for hours at a time. I've always assumed that's why you Yankees have those scooter things.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He ate so much cheese he had to call Wings's grandmother for assistance.