"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Maude Snew]

I have been informed by top men that all this was due to him smuggling banana peppers up his ass and one sprouted in his prostate, thus causing a sever case of prostate pepper.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Then you're not suggesting the traditional Polish "usage" of it.
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I want to make him better, not kill him.

 

[Croak & Caw]

That said, our brains are so good at drawing connections, sometimes even when they aren’t totally there, you know? It’s amazing how our perceptions of a space can shape our experience in it. Maybe it could be helpful to explore other potential factors - like seasonal shifts, immune adjustment, Long Covid, or even stress from the move itself?

Jeet hands typed this.

>Long Covid
Nevermind, it's jewish hands.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Get some NAC - https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/nac-benefits#
Very strong anti-oxidant that the FDA tried in 2020, coincidentally around when it was found to really help with Covid and other colds.
Don't drink alcohol with it and it is good to take with glutamine and glycene.

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

try the curry pizza saar
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Nine poond six on ten

 

[Colon capital V]

>announces medical emergency
>site goes down last night
Yeah I'm thinking real gayops are afoot, some government intervention for mocking 'merican cheese.

 

[KingFrampt]

Today's stream is cancelled. Medical emergency. Sorry.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

I hope you aren't doing the retarded thing of trying to diet while being sick, because that tends to draw out your illness for a while.
Also you probably shouldn't be having too much caffeine while sick either.
Have a bunch of antioxidants and zinc and stuff like that, and don't starve yourself.

 

[ACTUAL_SCHIZOPHRENIC]

@Null I hope you talk about this.



In case you don't know or don't remember David Hogg is the piece of shit who lived a couple blocks away from parkland highschool. When David heard about the shooting as it was happening David decided he would ride his bike of to the school so he could shove his camera into the face of traumatized kids and become A REAL HECKIN JOURNALISTS. Wikipedia lies and says he was a "survivor" of the shooting this is false David Hogg was at his home during the shooting. I'm pretty sure is dad is a fed of the highest order. David Hogg was groomed at Harvard university and he's coming for your gun.

 

[Vesperus]

MATI must be cursed at the moment: spare a thought for the YouTube archiver, who's been whacked by a car and needs surgery to get their arm back in place...

https://m.youtube.com/@MATIArchive410/community

@Null have you been pissing off old gypsy women again?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I've been sick as a fucking dog since I moved back bro, I legit think it's pajeets. They're like curry colored brown miasma plague bearers.

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Hydrate. Take Zinc and Vit. C in sane doses.
Take B-3 if you have any.

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

Waiting until tuesday is tough, but I can get through it by re-listening to all the gumroad stuff!

I hope Chyna stops infecting Null with plagues.

 

[Gorkzillah]

oh NO my cheese connoisseur we need you! please

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

Wikipedia lies and says he was a "survivor" of the shooting this is false David Hogg was at his home during the shooting.

did not know this. what a fag.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

@Null I hope you talk about this.

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In case you don't know or don't remember David Hogg is the piece of shit who lived a couple blocks away from parkland highschool. When David heard about the shooting as it was happening David decided he would ride his bike of to the school so he could shove his camera into the face of traumatized kids and become A REAL HECKIN JOURNALISTS. Wikipedia lies and says he was a "survivor" of the shooting this is false David Hogg was at his home during the shooting. I'm pretty sure is dad is a fed of the highest order. David Hogg was groomed at Harvard university and he's coming for your gun.

Hogg is as awful as everyone thinks he is but he was actually in the building when it happened. We don't have to lie to take him down, he does that just fine on his own whenever he opens his idiot mouth.

 

[Sneedcore0000006]

Coming back to America after so many years anyone's bound to be sick for awhile while the immune system adjusts.

It's adapted to all the shit in Europe but not any of the germs and pathogens in our own "diverse multicultural melting pot".

 

[DavidS877]

It's probably my fault, I subscribed him to the "Cheddar, American and Velveeta of the month club"

 

[gampboonerisms]

For every respirtory infection ive had, salt and vinegar gargle works like magic.

@Pierre D'Olnique that sounds like the moonshine-peppermint combo my ...mom... gave me a few times.

Peppermints melted and had the shine mixed in. Oldest fashioned cough and cold medicine there!

 

[Croak & Caw]

Scavenging archives.
Why is Kay's Cooking no longer on MATI? My memory was partially correct:

Bonus: the beep incident (an all time favorite of many a-listener, I am sure):

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bonus: the beep incident (an all time favorite of many a-listener, I am sure):
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Right up there with Chipmunk Null.

The moment the helium hits
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edit: my favorite bit
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