"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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DeutschfagAufAbwegen said:
People with a busy schedule. There are people out there actually working jobs and not earning money shitposting on the internet
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Did Josh forget that married couples still do nice things for each other on Valentines - and so not realize that 'I have to choose between listening to my favourite aspie or take my wife to feed ducks' is a compliment?
 
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I don't now if @Null has seen this or not, it's kinda scattershot in Brianna Wu's thread, but he has finally admitted the photo of John Walker Flynt is him.
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The President of Nintendo said:
my nigga all the best girls love afternoon dates. you should be prowling the craft store/used book store daily from 11am-4pm if you're looking for a wife. that's where all the smart, low body count/virgin farmers-daughter-looking cuties (and goth girls) are at. just walk up to the first cutie you see and say, "do you know any good books about crocheting?" it works at either location and you are IN. two years later, you'll be married to a girl way out of your league and you'll have the ideal go-to "date night". lunch, craft/book store, starbies on the way home, throw down, and you have the rest of the day to play video games while she reads/crafts. she might even be ready to throw down again at bed time. she will teach you everything you need to know about being a good boyfriend/fiance/husband and as a bonus you will make a connection to your inner goddess and your woman-respecting will ascend to the highest level. take this wisdom as it comes with age and experience. this is normally hard won knowledge attained only through great struggle. God bless.
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How much psilocybin have you consumed?
 
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@Null If you have time to stream another game I found something that may be funny. There’s some story game called Goodbye Volcano High (Wikipedia Archive, Trailer) featuring anthropomorphic animals in a band who are about to be hit by an asteroid while graduating high school. What’s really interesting is the writing team is from SweetBaby Inc. No clue if it would be fun but it sounded similar to Life Is Strange. There’s also a parody game based on this called Snoot Game that could also be fun. Apparently it was more successful than the actual game despite being a parody lmfao.
 
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GeorgeHWBush said:
There’s some story game called Goodbye Volcano High (Wikipedia Archive, Trailer) featuring anthropomorphic animals in a band who are about to be hit by an asteroid while graduating high school. What’s really interesting is the writing team is from SweetBaby Inc. No clue if it would be fun but it sounded similar to Life Is Strange.
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the game is incredibly low budget, with like 1/3rd of the run time being dedicated to the characters playing knock off D&D in budget dimension hell. The gaming news podcast I listen too brought it up when it came out, and even their pozzed asses didn’t think it was any good. 10/10 could be a very funny playthrough if there’s any way to mod the D&D section out of the game.
 
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Null said:
people obsessed with rooting for teams comprised entirely of foreign blacks are angry at me for pointing out that high level team sports are gay and jewish and written out in the plan to turn Europe into a docile cattle state. i don't really think you burn calories or gain muscle mass by eating doritos on a couch watching tv, but apparently it's an unathletic opinion to point this out.
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Sportsball fans are gigantic cucks but the only people having white aryan kids would think you’re weird for not watching the Superbowl. Be like water. Not like cheese.
 
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Null said:
people obsessed with rooting for teams comprised entirely of foreign blacks are angry at me for pointing out that high level team sports are gay and jewish and written out in the plan to turn Europe into a docile cattle state. i don't really think you burn calories or gain muscle mass by eating doritos on a couch watching tv, but apparently it's an unathletic opinion to point this out.
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When will you go on Infowars to talk about this?

 
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