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not at all. but i wont lie and say i know even the slightest difference between different conjugations. until i graduated college i didn't know what conjugation actually meant. i thought it was just some spanish-foreign-language shit.

seriously i did not know be and am are conjugation of "be".
Honestly, I think this was the same for me as well. I probably could have been aware of this had I not slacked off in German in both Highschool and College (only took one semester in college just to get some transfer credits). I think there's this severe misunderstanding the assumes if you can speak in intelligible English and write a 5 paragraph paper, you 'know' the English language.

Related, but I've seen a convincing argument that claims that you can see the quality of writing decline with the loss of requiring serious study of grammar (typically done through Latin). It's very different to write something in English when you understand what the words are doing versus pure emulation of others (this is really pernicious when it comes to vocabulary, as it causes semantic meaning to collapse upon purely popular usage, which tends to be far more vague and emotionally driven, causing many words to become pure synonyms of 'good' or 'bad').
 
alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.

Have you tried flaked tuna? Tastes great and is easy to spread onto anything if you want. I really like this Nissui brand that I get at Hmart. My cat gives it a 10/10 so that's all the recommendation anyone should need.

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Then I found just now there's an entire subreddit dedicated to pictures of canned fish.

 
To provide a light defense, English orthography is a mess. The problem is mitigated these days by built in spell checkers, but if you ever sit down and try to write a paper by hand, it isn't so trivial to spell words any more -- trying to get the vowels right based entirely off memory rather than phonetic value is easier for commonly used words, but if you delve to lesser used words, it can really grind your gears.

I've wondered at times if English will end up like Afrikaans someday where conjugation of verbs according to person will fully disappear. Really, we only have 3rd person singular that has a different conjugation (ex: I run, he/she/it runs). My hunch is that the Internet / mass media will have somewhat of a regulating affect among a majority of speakers, but could occur in small pockets of the population that all ready feature some degree of 'code-switching', as in urban black populations where 'AAVE' is used in parallel with standard English depending on whom is being addressed. This could leech onto 'educated' whites/asians/etc who seek to emulate the manner of diction used by 'thuggin' black people they idolize or see as ironic.
This guy gets into it without touching race with a ten-foot pole:
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The thing is, people don't keep physical dictionaries on hand unless they grew up in a home wherein literacy was valued, and as the saying goes, just like good manners, good grammar costs nothing. However, it does take either nascent or enculturated curiosity.
This is why even normie/left-adjacent/non-American [dare I say British?] YouTubers have been caught using ick-inspiring constructions like "was ran by," and it drives me nuts. "Ran" is the universal simple past and every other version of the verb contains "run." Was run by, has run, had run, was running, is running, runs, will have run, &c. The simple past of most of these verbs is seemingly the upper limit of some very widespread misuse, and Grammarly is a tool people can use if they want to get better, but most of them have no idea. It's a free app, so maybe you are the product, but there is a paid tier.

People don't read real books anymore. They read lots of text, but not properly-written prose. Ideally, everyone would have already learned these very basic elements and then gone on to read regularly, but even major news sites seem to have poor editing.

Language is a virus. I know I'm just as susceptible as anyone else to the virality of slang, poor usage, and memes. This is why this stuff bugs me. Everything I've observed in the past has taught me that a cultural threat easily becomes an existential threat.
 
The thing is, people don't keep physical dictionaries on hand unless they grew up in a home wherein literacy was valued, and as the saying goes, just like good manners, good grammar costs nothing. However, it does take either nascent or enculturated curiosity.
This is why even normie/left-adjacent/non-American [dare I say British?] YouTubers have been caught using ick-inspiring constructions like "was ran by," and it drives me nuts. "Ran" is the universal simple past and every other version of the verb contains "run."

Everything went downhill when retards started using famous and infamous interchangeably.
 
Drug dealer arrested by cop dressed as a capybara in Peru


Don't mess with the wasserschwein.
There's something rather whimsical about this and I'm sure Peru could really capitalize on it. Think of a show like cops but they all wear capybara outfits and are taking down low level criminals like shoplifters or general public disorder. It would be a huge money maker.
 
alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.
Whoa, an early adherent to the Gamer Church.
 
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