"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Null said:
i am fucking stressed out majorly over the next stream. i've been busting ass this week to get the new check idea rolled out and tomorrow i have an infinite amount of shit to talk about.
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!f !t helps your mood any, ! drew an aut!st!c fuck!ng !mage of m!ku dressed l!ke the news hamster earl!er today.
(Also got a keyboard !n the ma!l so !f that works out ! can f!nally stop constantly try!ng to d!slodge the l!nt under the eye key and us!ng the retard exclamat!ons so !'m not spend!ng t!me copy/past!ng a letter or us!ng some other workaround that eventually fucks up somehow)
 
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Null said:
that is extraordinarily autistic but thanks
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recent events have brought forth aut!st!c sh!tpost bra!n ghosts of the 2000s back to the forefront of my m!nd. Was gonna draw homestar !n!t!ally but then ! got an !ntrus!ve v!sual that wouldn't leave t!ll ! put !t down somewhere. The homestar one would probably have been even more n!ghtmar!sh and ! may attempt !t out of morb!d cur!os!ty later, god help me.
 
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Null said:
i am fucking stressed out majorly over the next stream. i've been busting ass this week to get the new check idea rolled out and tomorrow i have an infinite amount of shit to talk about.
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You'll do it L I V E


edit: if you actually can't prepare, maybe song for intro/outro?

 
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Null said:
i am fucking stressed out majorly over the next stream. i've been busting ass this week to get the new check idea rolled out and tomorrow i have an infinite amount of shit to talk about.
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The only thing you shouldn't have to stress out over is the intro song for tomorrow. Here's a number of 4chan related suggestions.
Here's an entire playlist of old 4chan tunes with my favorite one.
Rex Navarrete - Let's Party Like It's 1904 (e_trinity Dumb Hard House Remix)
Caipirinha (IOSYS Remix)
Blarsa - Garden Party
Paffendorf - Under My Skin (speedycake remix)
CaramellDansen
Supergirl

Or if you just want to rub it in their faces
Official 4chan Seal of Epic Failure
Successful troll is successful
 
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Null said:
iirc i have a great great maternal link and I would need to hire a firm to file my application, get denied, then petition that my denial was sexist, and automatically win - a process that takes years and a lot of money.
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Sounds like the perfect content stunt for Locals
 

Discord sued by New Jersey over child safety features​

  • The New Jersey attorney general sued Discord on Thursday, alleging that the company misled consumers about child safety features on the gaming-centric social messaging app.
  • The lawsuit alleges that Discord has a “strategy of employing difficult to navigate and ambiguous safety settings to lull parents and children into a false sense of safety.”
  • One of the lawsuit’s allegations centers around Discord’s age-verification process, which the plaintiffs believe is flawed.
The New Jersey attorney general sued Discord on Thursday, alleging that the company misled consumers about child safety features on the gaming-centric social messaging app.

The lawsuit, filed in the New Jersey Superior Court by Attorney General Matthew Platkin and the state’s division of consumer affairs, alleges that Discord violated the state’s consumer fraud laws.




Discord did so, the complaint said, by allegedly “misleading children and parents from New Jersey” about safety features, “obscuring” the risks children face on the platform and failing to enforce its minimum age requirement.

“Discord’s strategy of employing difficult to navigate and ambiguous safety settings to lull parents and children into a false sense of safety, when Discord knew well that children on the Application were being targeted and exploited, are unconscionable and/or abusive commercial acts or practices,” lawyers wrote in the legal filing.

They alleged that Discord’s acts and practices were “offensive to public policy.”

A Discord spokesperson said in a statement that the company disputes the allegations and that it is “proud of our continuous efforts and investments in features and tools that help make Discord safer.”

“Given our engagement with the Attorney General’s office, we are surprised by the announcement that New Jersey has filed an action against Discord today,” the spokesperson said.




One of the lawsuit’s allegations centers around Discord’s age-verification process, which the plaintiffs believe is flawed, writing that children under thirteen can easily lie about their age to bypass the app’s minimum age requirement.

The lawsuit also alleges that Discord misled parents to believe that its so-called Safe Direct Messaging feature “was designed to automatically scan and delete all private messages containing explicit media content.” The lawyers claim that Discord misrepresented the efficacy of that safety tool.

“By default, direct messages between ‘friends’ were not scanned at all,” the complaint stated. “But even when Safe Direct Messaging filters were enabled, children were still exposed to child sexual abuse material, videos depicting violence or terror, and other harmful content.”

The New Jersey attorney general is seeking unspecified civil penalties against Discord, according to the complaint.

The filing marks the latest lawsuit brought by various state attorneys general around the country against social media companies.

In 2023, a bipartisan coalition of over 40 state attorneys general sued Meta over allegations that the company knowingly implemented addictive features across apps like Facebook and Instagram that harm the mental well being of children and young adults.

The New Mexico attorney general sued Snap in Sep. 2024 over allegations that Snapchat’s design features have made it easy for predators to easily target children through sextortion schemes.

The following month, a bipartisan group of over a dozen state attorneys general filed lawsuits against TikTok over allegations that the app misleads consumers that its safe for children. In one particular lawsuit filed by the District of Columbia’s attorney general, lawyers allege that the ByteDance-owned app maintains a virtual currency that “substantially harms children” and a livestreaming feature that “exploits them financially.”

In January 2024, executives from Meta, TikTok, Snap, Discord and X were grilled by lawmakers during a senate hearing over allegations that the companies failed to protect children on their respective social media platforms.
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Actual Justice Warrior is SJW [Sassy Justice Warrior]
... I do find it fascinating that of course the father of Austin Metcalf was in a situation where he was somewhere where they didn't want him to be, even though it was previously open to the public, he was asked to leave, and yet somehow this man managed to not stab anybody in the heart on the way out.
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preservetube
-- and the murderer's chosen spokesman has the verbal i.q. of about what you'd expect.
 
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