💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Null said:
oh you just reminded me, there's a really really big cultural difference between the US and the rest of the world with supermarkets.

In the US almost every cashier is always standing but in every other country I've ever been to they give them chairs. I'm not sure why. I guess in the US we consider it lazy to be sitting?
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I've been to an Aldi's once and they have chairs for their cashiers. I'll never go back though because fuck bringing my own bags to the store.
 
Haramburger said:
I've been to an Aldi's once and they have chairs for their cashiers. I'll never go back though because fuck bringing my own bags to the store.
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yeah, its annoying, but you never have to worry about some retard putting bananas on top of your bread unless you do it yourself.

the only reason I don't shop at aldi is because there are some things that they just don't have, and there are a couple of grocery stores nearby where I can get all my shopping done in one trip.
 
MATI Archive on YouTube got deleted again... Is there a way to plug the Kick, Rumble or VK streams into NewPipe?

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We force our checkout staff up here in the formerly great white north to stand as well. Speaking of leafland my government is forcing through a bill that will pretty much give them the power to look through mail and ignore laws. So I expect Null to cut us off like he did to the UK.

God Sneed my fellow farmers it's been great while it lasted.
 
Null said:
My next locals video will be me upgrading my computer I think. I have a really weird thing I desperately want to do but have been putting it off for years now because I'm a stingy jew.
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Are you gonna wear the vtuber hand cam gloves again?
 
Optavia Sales Rep said:
My local Walmart had to fight with management to allow a one-legged cashier to have a stool to sit behind the register. They hired a one-legged cashier and were going to make her stand for 6-8 hours.

I was slop scrolling and got personally attacked by this YT short:
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Vertical cinematographers get the rope.
 
Null said:
It was cute with tamagachi but now I'm over it. Lowe's does not need an AI chatbot named Mylow. I should not be listened to 24/7 because my phone wants to listen out for "OK Google". I fucking despise this insipid bullshit.
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I disabled as many programs as I could getting access to my microphone on my phone and it constantly bitches at me now that I need to reenable all these google features.
The cock suckers try to listen to personal / confidential voice mails with it too. That annotation software goes through google itself so they're basically reading and storing your voicemails.
I want my Nokia Blue back.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
I disabled as many programs as I could getting access to my microphone on my phone and it constantly bitches at me now that I need to reenable all these google features.
The cock suckers try to listen to personal / confidential voice mails with it too. That annotation software goes through google itself so they're basically reading and storing your voicemails.
I want my Nokia Blue back.
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I actively cripple myself by stripping gplay out of every phone I get. I also hook up to adb and manually delete all the bloatware that you "can't delete" from the phones software manager section. There used to be a great app from F-Droid that took control of the mic and camera and made it loopback to 0 just so other apps couldn't secretely access it.
 
mentally retarded user said:
Subscribe to Pewdiepie.
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Will we ever be gifted such kino again?
Wilson The Ball said:
This shit is why I hate women (on the Internet.) It's either the sjw evolutions, camwhores, or "trad girls" that get either grift for a bag or got groomed into the loli shit. Can we go back to when it was just fat smelly guys? That time was fun
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WOMEN. Can’t live with em, can’t live without em ey boyz?

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Haramburger said:
I've been to an Aldi's once and they have chairs for their cashiers. I'll never go back though because fuck bringing my own bags to the store.
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You can buy one of their massive paper bags for like 10 cents bro. I’m a certified aldi simp
 
I mean this in all good fun but thought of this while I was bored as shit:
Josh when Ethan klein sues for copyright shit
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lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:
I guarantee we get a juneteenth special. I'll probably have a big sub sandwich for MATI live, tbh.

Has Null ever addressed how he eats so much pizza and cheese without heartburn? Because that's what's holding me back from strict pizza day observance.
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aw man!!! I broke my dentures and trying not to look at delicious food, come on here and you're talking about a sub! that's the first thing imma going to get when I get them next Friday!

someone here said drink milk with the pizza, or have some gaviscon 5 mins before having pizza.
 
Null said:
no? how would I know that? I guess it might be, I remember at the dentist they'd remark that I produce an enormous amount of saliva.
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if you feel like you're constantly clearing your throat, is a sign of post nasal drip. start taking an anti histamine, and for your oesophagus start taking gaviscon, or a proton pump inhibitor such as ranitidine which you can get over the counter.
hope that helps (ENT assistant nurse)
 
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