"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I was wondering how a shitload of pages got added to the comments I was going through to get up-to-date for today's MATI, and it appears Null was talking about cheese again. Figures.

Anyway, Null's "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" from last MATI inspired me.


Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go throw my computer off the nearest bridge because I had to download that fucking song to make this video, and frankly, the recycle bin just isn't enough.
 
The Holy War™ must include ruining everyone's enjoyment of not only anime, but also Asimov [like father, like son]:
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Did his son also die of AIDS? Fun Isaac Asimov fact (he wasn't gay, quite the opposite, in fact, he was a notorious pervert, he got it from a tainted blood transfusion in the late 1970s while having open heart surgery)
 
After the recent developments over in the Card thread, I think an extra-violent fatwa against John David Card may be appropriate for the next MATI stream
Bro had his fifteen minutes and fumbled it. I predict he will just try to keep stirring shit thinking deliberate shit stirring gets attention here.
 
i mean yeah, that's shock humor
saying something completely out of line out of nowhere to get a reaction out of someone
>out of nowhere
What do you mean? That kind of "shock humor" is completely in line with Japanese culture. The only shocking part is that everyone watching that stream didn't immediately click off. They probably typed crying emojis in the chat and started talking about tummies instead. You're going to tell me that shit is a shock humor joke as well? Get real.
 
I just spent 8 hours making one of the best memes this site has ever created for my total balldo victory gag i joked about on stream. completely open source too btw. kdenlive for editing, yt-dlp for snagging songs, auphonic for editing music, even the ai tools i downloaded to get upscaling and shit was 100% foss. the hard part will be waiting to use it for a special day.
 
>out of nowhere
What do you mean? That kind of "shock humor" is completely in line with Japanese culture. The only shocking part is that everyone watching that stream didn't immediately click off. They probably typed crying emojis in the chat and started talking about tummies instead. You're going to tell me that shit is a shock humor joke as well? Get real.
It's not about the culture, it's about saying that in a stream, it's like that discord VC null made with people some months back:
There was this dude named "nigger spammer", guess what? as soon as null let him in, he spammed dozens of video sounds through the mic that spammed nigger interleaved together.

It was out of nowhere and great shock humor because despite him doing exactly what he's named after, it came out of the blue, nobody actually expected him to be prepared and execute his role so perfectly, when not even a minute back we had very sensible, down to earth people chilling out in VC.

Similarly, nobody expected kirsche to pull off such a dirty and salacious thing while using that avatar and doing a kiddie voice for it.
Even for ones that did, the ones she was streaming with were completely blindsided by that.
That's shock humor.
 
You forgot the part where she also admits to using the loli model in collabs with the "part-time super-terrorists," who are apparently a bunch of "flat women, so it just makes sense." This alone makes me think that her supposed anti-loli stance is bullshit, because not only does she willingly collab with a bunch of lolicon-pandering vtubers, but she also consciously decides to use a loli model to fit in and pander to their lolicon audience. These actions are simply incompatible with someone who is repulsed by loli content.
She is full of shit and has been proven a liar about things like the Shadman stuff repeatedly. Vtuber fans are more annoying than Jehovah's witnesses trying to convert everyone to their cult and not taking "no" for an answer.

She literally made a whole stream fangirling about the Saba debut btw.

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Love the sexy butt mousepad merch advertisement covering the child characters face. CLASSY!
 
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I just spent 8 hours making one of the best memes this site has ever created for my total balldo victory gag i joked about on stream. completely open source too btw. kdenlive for editing, yt-dlp for snagging songs, auphonic for editing music, even the ai tools i downloaded to get upscaling and shit was 100% foss. the hard part will be waiting to use it for a special day.
I filed this under a holiday tag lol

Null: the Twerker
Me: the twerked
Viewers may be interested to learn that the tune of Ode to Joy was used for the national anthem of Rhodesia, "Rise O Voices of Rhodesia", inserted below:

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I'm gonna sound stupid. But I didn't realize Rhodesia was a white population. Are...are they related the Austrian Franz stuff?
 
Viewers may be interested to learn that the tune of Ode to Joy was used for the national anthem of Rhodesia, "Rise O Voices of Rhodesia", inserted below:

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As special as his 9th symphony is, and it is unironically one of the best pieces of music ever written, I have always preferred his 3rd Symphony, the Eroica Symphony. It's a grand, sad symphony that marks the start of the Romantic era of art (specifically in music in continental Europe and Germany). Written initially in dedication to the triumph of Napoleon; celebrating his heroic (Eroica is Italian for Heroic), revolutionary virtue and victories utterly humbling the Hapsburgs at Marengo and Ulm, to his creation of the Confederation of the Rhine and his restoration of the so-called "German liberties" which had been curtailed by the electors and princes of the Holy Roman Empire and the Hapsburg domination of German since the 30 Years War, ultimately Beethoven re-dedicated the symphony and rewrote the final movement as a funeral requiem after Napoleon declared himself Emperor and severely curtailed German political independence.

Wonderful piece of music, highly recommend.

 
"I will talk about this until I am done, and I am far from done." -Josh, on Gator being stinky

I knew I'd be able to use this again, shout-out @monstrous bubo
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As special as his 9th symphony is, and it is unironically one of the best pieces of music ever written, I have always preferred his 3rd Symphony, the Eroica Symphony. It's a grand, sad symphony that marks the start of the Romantic era of art (specifically in music in continental Europe and Germany). Written initially in dedication to the triumph of Napoleon; celebrating his heroic (Eroica is Italian for Heroic), revolutionary virtue and victories utterly humbling the Hapsburgs at Marengo and Ulm, to his creation of the Confederation of the Rhine and his restoration of the so-called "German liberties" which had been curtailed by the electors and princes of the Holy Roman Empire and the Hapsburg domination of German since the 30 Years War, ultimately Beethoven re-dedicated the symphony and rewrote the final movement as a funeral requiem after Napoleon declared himself Emperor and severely curtailed German political independence.

Wonderful piece of music, highly recommend.

It is always extremely funny to me to see the contrast of an anonymous user who represents themselves with something like the "uh oh, stinky!" orangutan, drop a knowledgeable commentary on european orchestral esoterica. To be both educated & cultured while also laughing at animal scat humor is to be well-rounded, perhaps divine.
 
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Idk why Null is so surprised about LoTY being so widespread, this is some serious shit, oscars? grammys? superbowl? get that gay shit away from me, i wanna see the REAL DEAL, my favourite crackheads going together with my favourite deathfats and troons, who no only fucked their lives the most but did so in such spectacular and bizarre fashion than not even fiction would be able to convey it without reading like it was made by a raging schizophrenic. Give me that milk slobbermutt, you should make a gala type stream for it too.
 
You forgot the part where she also admits to using the loli model in collabs with the "part-time super-terrorists," who are apparently a bunch of "flat women, so it just makes sense." This alone makes me think that her supposed anti-loli stance is bullshit, because not only does she willingly collab with a bunch of lolicon-pandering vtubers, but she also consciously decides to use a loli model to fit in and pander to their lolicon audience. These actions are simply incompatible with someone who is repulsed by loli content.
I had to recheck and I indeed forgot to mention that. Outside of that, I suppose, joke explanation, she also said that was her only Live2d model, meaning she has to use it if she wants the other Vtubers' models to appear on her stream also, I guess.
But speaking of collabs, I've gone and collected every person she collabed with in her loli model:
https://m.youtube.com/@MoonshineAnimations/videos
https://m.twitch.tv/kibawoo/home
https://m.twitch.tv/bagsterd/home
https://m.youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN
https://m.youtube.com/@hinabobina
I honestly don't know anything about these people, but a cursorly glance tells me two of them, Kibawoo and Marimari_EN, are the most likely to participate in lolicon pandering, but that would require actually going through their content, which I'm hesitant to do since even Kirsche's thing started to get somewhat annoying halfway through.
I guess I really can’t criticize Josh for lack of research when I'm unwilling to do it myself. If it turns out she’s friends with panderers herself, I don’t think I'll have much goodwill left for her.
The entire reason why I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt is because I have an "old Internet" friend who also holds the same opinions on lolishit no matter how much I try to convince him its very existence is bad. I can trust that he doesn't watch it from his anecdotes (he once told me some lolifags he knew stopped watching after getting jobs in the teaching industry, which is half-worrying and half-reassuring), but I can’t say the same for Kirsche.
 
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