"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Sneedmiser]

Huns being Turks is Turk cope, Huns were either Ugric like the Hungarians or Mongolic like the Mongols, but they definitely didn't come from the same place that the early Turks did even if they raped the shit out of the early Turks. Turks spent all of human history getting butt raped by Persians and a revolving door of steppe people in the Ferghana valley up until they united under the Seljuks and became a problem for everyone over the subsequent 900 years.

 

[Jotch]

Brother they are named that because they are hungry for turkey.

 

[Null]

Brother they are named that because they are hungry for turkey.

Dude same

 

[AnOminous]

They are selling a product to lonely autistic men and the appeal is a parasocial relationship with an anime girl that also does "lewd" shit and who you can hump in the form of pillow or plushie.

Lonely autistic men have it coming though. They're like aphids to ants. Pathetic prey. They deserve to be milked by these evil whores.

I love blue cheese bros
I fuckin love bleu cheese
I put blue cheese in everything

You should. But the hierarchy is Blue Stilton, Roquefort, Gorgonzola.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand BossmanJack. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical winnings most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Austin's hedonisitc outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Wiz Khalifa's discography, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike BossmanJack truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Austin's existential catchphrase "Damn That Pussy Nice!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Schenider's German epic Ratmoms and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated youtube-only niggercattle scratching their heads in confusion as Evil Eddie's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a BossmanJack tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for your mom's eyes only- and even then she has to demonstrate that she's within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel rat

 

[Doki Doki Chan]

The crypto wallet links are gone from the MATI site, I am sure the 10 people who use crypto feel like second class citizens. Are there ways to throw T&H badges at people without crypto currency?

 

[DavidS877]

The crypto wallet links are gone from the MATI site, I am sure the 10 people who use crypto feel like second class citizens. Are there ways to throw T&H badges at people without crypto currency?

MATI Crypto is not KF Crypto. You should still be able to send MATI money via XMR Chat https://xmrchat.com/mati

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Dec 29, 2016

There are concerted efforts to demonetize this site and punish me for hosting it. I cannot use traditional payment processors like PayPal, Stripe, Braintree, Patreon, et cetera. Donating to the site is very convoluted but is the only way to do it. The site's operating expenses exceed $1000/mo because I have to buy far more infrastructure than a traditional website in order to handle our immense complaint volume. Traditional hosting hosting are not an option for us and I have to spend a lot to keep us alive. This is done without the benefit of any parent company or sponsor. The only reason...

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As far as I'm aware that's your only options for KF T&H right now, checks, USPS Money Order or Crypto.

 

[Orphaned Punk]

I didn't like the destiny segment.
I hate the two-faced smug preening.
I'm also retarded and I hate fun, so whatever.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I don't know if it has been done yet but for @Null


Now, I haven't done this since middle school which was multiple decades ago, but I Tried to line up the center of the protractor with where the angle starts and then drew a line out
You are indeed correct it is NOT 90 degrees, which is apparent to anyone who looks at this.
But either a 30 degree or a 150 degree angle. I have no idea which I'm supposed to use. I haven't needed to use this ever in my life until now.

 

[Silver Coin Anon]

I'm just here to thank Josh for the UHOH STINKY PACI SHOWER segment on Friday's MATI. That is one of the best segments of all time.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

@Null Relevant to your recent drama and also kind of intresting to cover for the next mati.

https://x.com/BepDelta/status/1942594340473204849

https://x.com/KeareShinei/status/1942487053511323669

Leaf streamer Northernlion (popular for popularizing the horseracing anime girl game) talks about how he was intrested in playing new game called "Blue Archive", but then he checked the reviews of the game and they had an “insanely evil aura" and "It has a dark energy emanating from the store page, and I will not be interfacing with it."

"Insanely evil aura"?

"Dark energy"?

Whatever could that be I wonder?

Spoiler: Uh oh. Oh no.

Very sane, very healthy, very normal fans of the game harass him until he deletes the tweet just for saying he doesn't want to play the game, then celebrate on twitter over filtering a tourist by posting very normal things regular people post.

Spoiler: Normal people.

Spoiler: Bonus.

Who is this "Ibuki" character?

Spoiler: Oh no.

Oh no.

Spoiler: Age, as if you had to guess.

https://bluearchive.gg/characters/ibuki/

EDIT:

Bonus, to the bonus: Lone Person goes "We don't claim OP" in response to the deranged steam post, 50 people respond going "Yes we do."

Spoiler

 

[Jobama]

Also I wonder if he's ever listened to Jay Electronica

His feature on Jesus Lord by Kanye is excellent.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

@Null Relevant to your recent drama and also kind of intresting to cover for the next mati.

https://x.com/BepDelta/status/1942594340473204849

https://x.com/KeareShinei/status/1942487053511323669

Leaf streamer Northernlion (popular for popularizing the horseracing anime girl game) talks about how he was intrested in playing new game called "Blue Archive", but then he checked the reviews of the game and they had an “insanely evil aura" and "It has a dark energy emanating from the store page, and I will not be interfacing with it."
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"Insanely evil aura"?

"Dark energy"?

Whatever could that be I wonder?

Spoiler: Uh oh. Oh no.

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Very sane, very healthy, very normal fans of the game harass him until he deletes the tweet just for saying he doesn't want to play the game, then celebrate on twitter over filtering a tourist by posting very normal things regular people post.

Spoiler: Normal people.

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Spoiler: Bonus.

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Who is this "Ibuki" character?

Spoiler: Oh no.

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Oh no.

Spoiler: Age, as if you had to guess.

https://bluearchive.gg/characters/ibuki/

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That one is probably one of the worst in term of pedophilic tones, the way it was described to me is that you are a "teacher" in charge of the underage anime gacha girls, who have a lot of weird amorous classroom drama in their storylines wich sometimes also includes you, i have no idea how the gameplay looks like and frankly im too scared to look it up.

This shit is feeling like the start of the troon epidemic where nerdy guys in their autistic fandoms like sonic and shit like that years later started crossdressing and shoving things up their ass becoming increasingly more and more deranged.

God help us.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I don't know if it has been done yet but for @Null
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Now, I haven't done this since middle school which was multiple decades ago, but I Tried to line up the center of the protractor with where the angle starts and then drew a line out
You are indeed correct it is NOT 90 degrees, which is apparent to anyone who looks at this.
But either a 30 degree or a 150 degree angle. I have no idea which I'm supposed to use. I haven't needed to use this ever in my life until now.

Everyone, I present a Bush Era school child. This specimen is barely proficient at spelling his name, can drink water to stay alive, but cannot give directions while looking at a map.
Don't bully the Bush Era children, just pity them.

 

[volatile puar]

i have no idea how the gameplay looks like and frankly im too scared to look it up.

I saw a little bit because a Youtuber I watch included some clips of him playing the game in his podcast, the "gameplay" is typical gacha game idle-battling which I presume is technically playable, but is really just a way to pretend to not be a gambling/porn game and presumably lets you earn premium currency. The real part of the game is at best suggestive interactions with the students (as far as I can tell all of the gacha characters are students, in particular your students because you are their teacher, which is what the tweets mean when they refer to "sensei"), and includes "practice dates" and petting sections.

 

[Null]

 

[volatile puar]

I find it amusing that these people keep saying "wow Josh Moon keeps breaking his pedophile rule about only calling people pedophiles if he wants them dead because he's calling cunny enthusiasts pedophiles". Don't you think there's a more obvious explanation?

 

[Freezard]

"Hello, I am a lolicon from 8chan" might be the second worst conversation starter after "Hello, I rape housepets and kill them."

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

"Hello, I am a lolicon from 8chan" might be the second worst conversation starter after "Hello, I rape housepets and kill them."

Lolicons truly are the Indians of the Internet.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It should be noted that the Attilla was a Hun, but Hungarians are not Huns. They called themselves the Magyars. I know its probably been argued to death at this point but having just listened to it my autism compels me to post. The only reason the Hungarians are called that is because that was the name the ze Germans decided to apply to them. When the Magyars showed up Europe just called them Huns because the Huns were another tribe that poured out of the east back in Antiquity.

The actual Huns though most likely originated from what is now Northwest China, while the Magyars were probably more from "the stans" or even Siberia.